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Blue_Inigo
02/28/18 4:35:02 PM
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She....really likes horses

Would you get with her?
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EscapeFromHell
02/28/18 4:35:39 PM
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*Pants explode*
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Musourenka
02/28/18 4:35:54 PM
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Neigh
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Lost_All_Senses
02/28/18 4:36:55 PM
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That's my reddish
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jpenny2
02/28/18 4:37:43 PM
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She's a good girl, who's crazy 'bout Elvis.
Loves horses and her boyfriend too.
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KILBOTz
02/28/18 4:37:48 PM
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girls that are really into horses are always strange.
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_MorningStar
02/28/18 4:37:59 PM
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DarkChozoGhost
02/28/18 4:38:14 PM
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Date, but eventually leave her. I refuse to settle down in a rural area, and a horse girl would probably require that.
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EscapeFromHell
02/28/18 4:38:46 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Date, but eventually leave her. I refuse to settle down in a rural area, and a horse girl would probably require that.

:D
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Pitbuller_26
02/28/18 4:38:51 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/28/18 4:39:10 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
girls that are really into horses are always strange.

its a red flag tbh
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Fam_Fam
02/28/18 4:43:57 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
KILBOTz posted...
girls that are really into horses are always strange.

its a red flag tbh


my best friend had a gf, and all his gfs friends who were into horses. I rode horses with them, and ended up hooking up with a couple of them down the road.
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KILBOTz
02/28/18 4:44:08 PM
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I've worked with this 50-55 year old woman for about 11 years now at different times. She has been thrown off her horse 5 or 6 times getting somewhat serious injuries each time and claims that she is a good, near professional level, rider, and that her horse is an excellent, well mannered horse.

its like shes in an abusive relationship and is kind of funny.
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Blue_Inigo
02/28/18 4:45:34 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
KILBOTz posted...
girls that are really into horses are always strange.

its a red flag tbh

How? They just love horses bruh
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EscapeFromHell
02/28/18 4:45:47 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
I've worked with this 50-55 year old woman for about 11 years now at different times. She has been thrown off her horse 5 or 6 times getting somewhat serious injuries each time and claims that she is a good, near professional level, rider, and that her horse is an excellent, well mannered horse.

its like shes in an abusive relationship and is kind of funny.

That horse must know how to give it, huh?
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KILBOTz
02/28/18 4:48:17 PM
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EscapeFromHell posted...
KILBOTz posted...
I've worked with this 50-55 year old woman for about 11 years now at different times. She has been thrown off her horse 5 or 6 times getting somewhat serious injuries each time and claims that she is a good, near professional level, rider, and that her horse is an excellent, well mannered horse.

its like shes in an abusive relationship and is kind of funny.

That horse must know how to give it, huh?


Her name is Cathy. Avoiding Catherine the Great jokes is pretty hard.
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ThanksUglyGod
02/28/18 4:48:55 PM
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Well if she loves horses then she's gonna love me
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CarlGrimes
02/28/18 4:49:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZGRkjp-TQ

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ASithLord7
02/28/18 4:49:46 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
KILBOTz posted...
I've worked with this 50-55 year old woman for about 11 years now at different times. She has been thrown off her horse 5 or 6 times getting somewhat serious injuries each time and claims that she is a good, near professional level, rider, and that her horse is an excellent, well mannered horse.

its like shes in an abusive relationship and is kind of funny.

That horse must know how to give it, huh?


Her name is Cathy. Avoiding Catherine the Great jokes is pretty hard.


I mean that story isnt true so :P
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Turbam
02/28/18 4:50:14 PM
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Do you mean that she takes dick from horses?
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ehhwhatever
02/28/18 4:52:15 PM
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You mean the sport of kings? no problem
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KILBOTz
02/28/18 4:52:20 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
KILBOTz posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
KILBOTz posted...
I've worked with this 50-55 year old woman for about 11 years now at different times. She has been thrown off her horse 5 or 6 times getting somewhat serious injuries each time and claims that she is a good, near professional level, rider, and that her horse is an excellent, well mannered horse.

its like shes in an abusive relationship and is kind of funny.

That horse must know how to give it, huh?


Her name is Cathy. Avoiding Catherine the Great jokes is pretty hard.


I mean that story isnt true so :P


Are we sure though? Not even a sliver of doubt that it could have happened?
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Blue_Inigo
02/28/18 5:03:34 PM
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Turbam posted...
Do you mean that she takes dick from horses?

Im just saying that.....she really likes horses
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Horse
02/28/18 5:05:56 PM
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( ) neigh...
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Blue_Inigo
02/28/18 10:03:06 PM
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Horse posted...
( ) neigh...

Perfect lol
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Blue_Inigo
03/01/18 6:32:16 PM
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>___>
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gguirao
03/01/18 6:34:02 PM
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Musourenka posted...
Neigh

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Yomi
03/01/18 6:35:58 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Musourenka posted...
Neigh

XD

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HylianFox
03/01/18 6:39:50 PM
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nah, horse women will always prefer horses over you.
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LookANinja
03/01/18 6:40:21 PM
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crazy cat ladies have nothing on crazy horse ladies.
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HylianFox
03/01/18 6:41:00 PM
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LookANinja posted...
crazy cat ladies have nothing on crazy horse ladies.

my mom is both
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NightMarishPie
03/01/18 6:44:24 PM
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Every horse girl is an immediate left swipe on tinder. No questions askes
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