Poll of the Day > E3 2018, out of no where, Gabe Newell walks on stage

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AwesomeTurtwig
02/26/18 10:45:50 PM
#1:


Everyone's breathe catches. It's as if time has stopped. All eyes on on him as people anticipate some words that will be immortalized in gaming history.

He says

"Ladies and gentlemen. Valve is pleased and honored to be present at this year's E3."

He belches.

"Sorry about that. I had spicy Mexican this morning. Anyway, we've been working on Stem client"

Feedback can be heard from his earpiece.

"What? It's Stim? What no, Stem? Steam really? That's what we call it?"

The audience begins to look bewildered.

"Anyway way, we have a new game announcement for our Steam client"

Everyone begins to cheer.

Gabe Newell takes out a Philly Cheesesteak and begins to eat it, without saying any words. He eats the whole thing in 20 seconds, a truly horrid sight. What made it worse was the sounds of chewing and delight projected through his headset.

"Oh right, the announcement."

He belches once more.

"RICOCHET TWOOOOOO!"
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TheWorstPoster
02/26/18 10:51:06 PM
#2:


Impossible.

He would cause a massive earthquake, which would bring down the entire L.A. Expo center.
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Cruddy_horse
02/26/18 11:12:27 PM
#3:


Too Predictable, seen it before.
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wwinterj25
02/26/18 11:30:17 PM
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I'd prefer a RKO.
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AwesomeTurtwig
02/26/18 11:52:05 PM
#5:


Cruddy_horse posted...
Too Predictable, seen it before.

But I wrote this
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Lokarin
02/26/18 11:52:37 PM
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Why all y'alls been lying lately, and I have to hodl up the standard of Truthiness
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Cruddy_horse
02/27/18 12:07:37 AM
#7:


AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Too Predictable, seen it before.

But I wrote this


Wow, then you're extra bad at writing.
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AwesomeTurtwig
02/27/18 3:32:55 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Too Predictable, seen it before.

But I wrote this


Wow, then you're extra bad at writing.

And you're not good at being a functioning adult.
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Cruddy_horse
02/27/18 3:43:14 PM
#9:


AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Too Predictable, seen it before.

But I wrote this


Wow, then you're extra bad at writing.

And you're not good at being a functioning adult.


Tell me something I don't know.
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Metalsonic66
02/27/18 4:01:08 PM
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I'd be happy with Portal 3, HL3, TF3, or L3D being officially announced, at least.
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Foppe
02/27/18 4:05:32 PM
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L4D2 Chapter 1.
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