Current Events > Nancy Pelosi suggests mowing the grass to combat illegal immigration

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/22/nancy-pelosis-border-wall-alternative-includes-mow/

Lmfao
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Well, if you mow your own grass instead of hiring cheap illegal aliens, then they got one less reason to get here.
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They probably should cut the grass. It would help.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

But only because the wall would be so highly ineffective.

Contract the Germans to build it.

Do people coming to the US illegally hide in the grass to do so? If so, then wouldn't cutting it be helpful?
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ClunkerSlim posted...

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi suggested this week that mowing the grass near the U.S.-Mexico border so that illegal immigrants cant be smuggled through thick vegetation would be a more effective measure to secure the country than President Trumps proposed border wall.

Well... shes not wrong. But only because the wall would be so highly ineffective.

Ironically it'd seem like the wall would be more effective if they mowed the grass, and vice versa.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi suggested this week that mowing the grass near the U.S.-Mexico border so that illegal immigrants cant be smuggled through thick vegetation would be a more effective measure to secure the country than President Trumps proposed border wall.

Well... shes not wrong. But only because the wall would be so highly ineffective.

Yeah, not really seeing what's so lmfao about what she said.

It's way less ridiculous than say, wanting a giant, miles long wall... but also have it transparent so people patrolling it don't get bonked on the head by big bags of drugs being thrown over it.
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She's forgetting that fact that most illegals are people who overstayed their visas. So mowing the grass is completely irrelevant when they're already settled.

Metro2 posted...

She's forgetting that fact that most illegals are people who overstayed their visas. So mowing the grass is completely irrelevant when they're already settled.

When she's directly responding to the idea of Donnie's wall... no it's not completely irrelevant.
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Yesss!

I can finally use this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E

ClunkerSlim posted...

Twin3Turbo posted...

Do people coming to the US illegally hide in the grass to do so? If so, then wouldn't cutting it be helpful?

Wait... are you and Nancy suggesting that we should run over all the illegals with lawnmowers?!

I'd assume illegals would run away if they heard/saw a bunch of large lawnmowers in the area.
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EnterTheTekken posted...

Yesss!

I can finally use this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E

Well there you go: border patrol velociraptors.

Metro2 posted...

She's forgetting that fact that most illegals are people who overstayed their visas. So mowing the grass is completely irrelevant when they're already settled.

..so wouldnt the wall also be completely irrelevant?
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Questionmarktarius posted...

ClunkerSlim posted...

But only because the wall would be so highly ineffective.

Contract the Germans to build it.

Pfft, an actor just said to take it down and it didn't last
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thronedfire2 posted...

Metro2 posted...

She's forgetting that fact that most illegals are people who overstayed their visas. So mowing the grass is completely irrelevant when they're already settled.

..so wouldnt the wall also be completely irrelevant?

Bingo. That's why this whole thing is stupid in the first place. Both Trump and pelosi are idiots.