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chill02
02/25/18 1:47:43 AM
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they cost time, money, and patience and you get nothing in return out of it
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PhlogPyro
02/25/18 1:48:23 AM
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me neither, especially when you can have a doggo instead
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Reis
02/25/18 1:48:28 AM
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Agreed TC, ban kids
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PhlogPyro
02/25/18 1:49:39 AM
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Reis posted...
Agreed TC, ban kids

ban them all, and their parents too!
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chill02
02/25/18 1:52:03 AM
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babies should go in the overhead bin
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Reis
02/25/18 1:52:35 AM
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chill02 posted...
babies should go in the cargo hold

Fix'd
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MabusIncarnate
02/25/18 1:52:35 AM
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Yeah my nephews are little shits, I couldn't imagine them being there every day for the next 18+ years of my life.
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MabusIncarnate
02/25/18 1:55:24 AM
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Zurkon posted...
I have never thought babies looked cute and I hate when I have to fake it and act like someones kid is cute

It's super awkward when the baby is a legit uggo.

Girl I work with had a baby, and it turned out to be a ginger and it has a forehead for days. It was hard to lie and even hold that thing without feeling grossed out.
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/25/18 1:56:20 AM
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its like playing god

but in a really shitty, indirect way
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Vita_Aeterna
02/25/18 2:06:49 AM
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PhlogPyro posted...
me neither, especially when you can have a doggo instead

Dogs are little better than children. You spend time, money and resources only for them to die 10-13 years. They can't even communicate and they have the intelligence of a 2 year old, except that phase lasts for the rest of their life.
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Kolibri X
02/25/18 2:10:07 AM
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Things sexual leftovers say.
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chill02
02/25/18 5:59:28 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
Things sexual leftovers say.


the voice of regret
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 6:01:03 PM
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I want my bae to have my 3 kids.
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r4X0r
02/25/18 6:05:45 PM
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We go back and forth with the idea. Every time we start figuring out what we would have to give up to have kids, the notion gets dropped.
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MarqueeSeries
02/25/18 6:08:22 PM
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I can see having one

The people that pop out 2 or 3 are crazy though
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El Mexicano Texano
02/25/18 6:15:33 PM
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I have a kid and we planned to have him. We plan on having another one next year. Time and money being used for them is obvious, I make low income money but still manage to get by I bought 3 games this year so far, the only government help I get is for his medical bills. I never got food stamps or wic. I'm the only one that works too.
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Flockaveli
02/25/18 6:20:26 PM
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Id love to have kids.
I cant wait to enjoy all of the family things I didnt get to do with my dad being out of the picture and my mom having to work so much.
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REMercsChamp
02/25/18 6:22:41 PM
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This thread is r/incels APPROVED
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DesuDeku
02/25/18 6:24:01 PM
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I'm not responsible enough to be a parent.
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Polycosm
02/25/18 6:26:07 PM
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I had triplets last year and the medical bills are the worst. My health insurance is now more than my mortgage. But my tax exemptions also jumped from 2 to 12, so... I'm still poor.
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NeoBowser
02/25/18 6:27:29 PM
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Same. I was such an annoying kid I wish I wasn't born.
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REMercsChamp
02/25/18 6:28:36 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
Same. I was such an annoying kid I wish I wasn't born.

Most kids are annoying. No reason to wish you were never born.
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Ultima Dragon
02/25/18 6:41:43 PM
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I can only see being okay with it if you have literally nothing else going for you in life.. and in that case, you're pretty much the exact type of person who shouldn't be having kids in the first place.

At almost 32 I still consider getting a girl pregnant to be the "ultimate fuck up" and I'd seriously be choked if it happens to me. Can't see that changing at this point. It's game over unless you have dual six figure income or some shit. Forget your dreams and wants for the next 18+ years, it's just about the kid now. With the trends kids will probably be living at home until their 30's in the future.

The girl I'm seeing is on birth control but I still feel like I'm taking my chances.
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LJRENEGADE
02/25/18 6:43:30 PM
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I can see why and I want kids one day. Not any time soon, but you know, when I'm in my 40s or 50s. When life is only downhill from there and there's nothing to look forward to besides your body and mind deteriorating until you die alone, I'll want kids to take my mind off that. lol

In all seriousness, I like kids. I wouldn't wanna take care of any kids or deal with any of the bad parts right now in my life, but having kids one day doesn't sound bad to me.
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Dblade3k
02/25/18 6:44:26 PM
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I willingly had 2 after getting married. No regrets at all.
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REMercsChamp
02/25/18 6:54:47 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I can only see being okay with it if you have literally nothing else going for you in life.. and in that case, you're pretty much the exact type of person who shouldn't be having kids in the first place.

At almost 32 I still consider getting a girl pregnant to be the "ultimate fuck up" and I'd seriously be choked if it happens to me. Can't see that changing at this point. It's game over unless you have dual six figure income or some shit. Forget your dreams and wants for the next 18+ years, it's just about the kid now. With the trends kids will probably be living at home until their 30's in the future.

The girl I'm seeing is on birth control but I still feel like I'm taking my chances.

Do you use condoms too or just birth control pills? If you're doing both you're pretty much protected in all but the most ridiculous of cases.
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Dyinglegacy
02/25/18 6:59:00 PM
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I guess we could always just go extinct.
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Ultima Dragon
02/25/18 6:59:39 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Do you use condoms too or just birth control pills? If you're doing both you're pretty much protected in all but the most ridiculous of cases.


Just the pill, we've been exclusive for a while. I feel the pill is almost 100% on its own but of course you have to rely on the girl to take it properly and not be crazy/try to trap you.

I know some guys that condom + pill + pull out and it's like why even have sex at that point, lol.
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REMercsChamp
02/25/18 7:01:58 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I know some guys that condom + pill + pull out and it's like why even have sex at that point, lol.

Because they're scared shitless of pregnancy, like me. I do condom + pill. Not risking anything.
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HydraSlayer82
02/25/18 7:02:39 PM
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I just had a vasectomy. Best decision Ive ever made.
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CasualGuy
02/25/18 7:07:15 PM
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I think kids are alright but it's crazy how many couples treat having kids like going to buy a pet.
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Zodd3224
02/25/18 7:07:33 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
I'm not responsible enough to be a parent.


Me neither, but I have 2!
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
02/25/18 7:22:30 PM
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Never want kids of my own, hell, don't want to get married either.

Just not worth the time, effort, and certainly not the money.
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TheGrindery
02/25/18 7:25:04 PM
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eston
02/25/18 7:27:23 PM
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I never got it either before I had one. It's ended up being both super frustrating and super rewarding, and I feel that I've grown as a person as a direct result.
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HydraSlayer82
02/25/18 7:31:07 PM
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tote_all posted...
HydraSlayer82 posted...
I just had a vasectomy. Best decision Ive ever made.


Neither your hand nor your waifus can get pregnant.

Im married dude.
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Pepys Monster
02/25/18 7:31:35 PM
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HydraSlayer82 posted...
tote_all posted...
HydraSlayer82 posted...
I just had a vasectomy. Best decision Ive ever made.


Neither your hand nor your waifus can get pregnant.

Im married dude.

You post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
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Polycosm
02/25/18 7:42:59 PM
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HydraSlayer82 posted...
Im married dude.

Hi, married dude. I'm Dad.
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chill02
02/28/18 3:02:39 AM
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marthsheretoo
02/28/18 3:05:55 AM
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Having a kid is pretty much the worst thing you can do in terms of your carbon footprint.
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Omnislasher
02/28/18 3:05:57 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
I guess we could always just go extinct.


news flash that's happening soon anyway

and you don't want your kids to be around for it
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