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Iron-Tarkus
02/23/18 4:39:16 AM
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So 3-4 years ago I was in a collision with a moose. As far as moose accidents go it was a really clean hit and I was able to drive away no problem. Wasn't speeding or anything but it was immediately after a curve and I had panicked and slammed the brakes and just skidded forward on the ice into moose.

Fast forward to current day and the exact same circumstances happened again, moose came from the same direction on the same section of the road. Except this time I didn't panic and the roads weren't as bad so I managed to avoid it.

It's like I redeemed myself or something because it honestly felt like I relived in incident. Most bizarre experience I've had all year.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/23/18 4:50:12 AM
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With a topic title like that I expected a sides splitting story. Let me tell you a story about my adventures behind the wheel and an unsuspecting coyote.

So there I was not paying attention to the road late at night. I'm drivin along thinkin my life is great and The Who was on the radio, I think it was Won't Get Fooled Again. So I decide, it's 3am I haven't had anything to drink yet so lets floor it to the max. Well I got up to about 111mph when I heard a quick tap on my bumper. I guess it was a coyote who knows. Anyway, I went home and got drunker than I have ever been that week....
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DesuDeku
02/23/18 4:52:20 AM
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Some say that moose is still roaming to this day


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DesuDeku
02/23/18 4:55:26 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Let me tell you a story about my adventures behind the wheel and an unsuspecting coyote.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I guess it was a coyote who knows

Wait, so you don't know if it was a coyote or not?
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/23/18 4:57:18 AM
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It looked like a Coyote. Raggedy lookin coat. Could have been @The_Doge that would have been nice.
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Iron-Tarkus
02/23/18 11:15:00 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
With a topic title like that I expected a sides splitting story.

Nope. Had a nice ending at least
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Steve Nick
02/23/18 11:25:44 AM
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Most people don't realize this, but moose are quite big.

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The_Doge
02/23/18 11:44:55 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It looked like a Coyote. Raggedy lookin coat. Could have been @The_Doge that would have been nice.

Nope wasn't Doge maybe cate
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