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Pepys Monster
02/23/18 3:19:20 AM
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He's basically given up. Should I take him to nightclubs, get him drunk and wingman for him? I don't really have wingman experience, so I don't know...any advice?
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Reis
02/23/18 3:28:38 AM
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Is this the evolution of your gimmick now

Asking advice for your incel friend
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MabusIncarnate
02/23/18 3:31:24 AM
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Just bite the bullet and let him stick it in your butt.
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bknight
02/23/18 3:33:35 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Just bite the bullet and let him stick it in your butt.

That's a bit extreme, start out with a handjob first and don't make eye contact, it'll naturally progress from there.
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Lathissamus
02/23/18 3:34:31 AM
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bknight posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Just bite the bullet and let him stick it in your butt.

That's a bit extreme, start out with a handjob first and don't make eye contact, it'll naturally progress from there.

lol
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Pepys Monster
02/23/18 3:34:53 AM
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Reis posted...
Is this the evolution of your gimmick now

Asking advice for your incel friend

LOL. I just want to help because I'm his friend.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Just bite the bullet and let him stick it in your butt.

Couldn't he easily find a gay guy if that was what he wanted to do?
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Gamer99z
02/23/18 3:35:05 AM
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Throw a brojob his way.
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MabusIncarnate
02/23/18 3:35:08 AM
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bknight posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Just bite the bullet and let him stick it in your butt.

That's a bit extreme, start out with a handjob first and don't make eye contact, it'll naturally progress from there.

Yeah, this is definitely fair. I think we are on to something here TC.
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Pepys Monster
02/23/18 3:39:32 AM
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Maybe I'll buy him an escort. Do you think that would increase his confidence?
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masticatingman
02/23/18 10:22:51 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
He's basically given up. Should I take him to nightclubs, get him drunk and wingman for him? I don't really have wingman experience, so I don't know...any advice?


This just sounds like a swim post.
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KogaSteelfang
02/23/18 2:22:38 PM
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I really wish I had a friend who'd help me out. Just to even encourage me to meet people, that'd be really great.
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