Current Events > Dear God, Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

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Youngster_Joey_
02/22/18 8:08:02 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/22/18 8:08:48 PM
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cringe
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/22/18 8:09:36 PM
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Fuckin a, right.

Lot of people in this country need themselves some Jesus.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/22/18 8:09:41 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...
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Oops! We couldn't find that page.

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0AbsoluteZero0
02/22/18 8:10:21 PM
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Durr hurr just because students cant be forced to pray and profess allegiance to the Christian God, that somehow means hes not allowed in schools.

What a joke.
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Kazi1212
02/22/18 8:11:07 PM
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Damn
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lilORANG
02/22/18 8:14:08 PM
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Who woulda thunk God would be so observant of the American Constitution. It must really be a special document.
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SomeonesAlt
02/22/18 8:14:25 PM
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At the risk of sounding angstheist, I really don't get how organized religion is so prevalent still in this day and age. An entire belief system built on the idea of faith in something you can't sense in any way? Like sure, privately it's fine, and it can be a comfort to think that there's a higher power watching over you. But why do you feel that everyone else (not of that religion) should have to embrace it in their lives?
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Freddie_Mercury
02/22/18 8:15:38 PM
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so where was He during the Charleston church shooting
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thronedfire2
02/22/18 8:17:32 PM
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"Because I'm not real"
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thronedfire2
02/22/18 8:17:51 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
so where was He during the Charleston church shooting


they weren't thinking and praying hard enough
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SomeonesAlt
02/22/18 8:18:00 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
so where was He during the Charleston church shooting

"God works in mysterious ways"
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AlecSkorpio
02/22/18 8:18:28 PM
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Now this might sound a little far fetched, might have some of you guys saying I'm a crazy conspiracy theorist for this one, but please just hear me out on this one.

I kinda think that God didn't make that t-shirt.
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BlueScum
02/22/18 8:19:21 PM
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I was unaware an omnipotent and omnipresent deity needed to ask permission to enter an establishment and annihilate those who would cause harm to others. Seriously, what kind of weak ass God is that?
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SomeonesAlt
02/22/18 8:19:56 PM
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BlueScum posted...
I was unaware an omnipotent and omnipresent deity needed to ask permission to enter an establishment and annihilate those who would cause harm to others. Seriously, what kind of weak ass God is that?

"God works in mysterious ways"
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BlueScum
02/22/18 8:25:39 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
BlueScum posted...
I was unaware an omnipotent and omnipresent deity needed to ask permission to enter an establishment and annihilate those who would cause harm to others. Seriously, what kind of weak ass God is that?

"God works in mysterious ways"


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
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Kazi1212
02/22/18 8:26:09 PM
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Lol pitiful mortals think they can understand the thoughts of the divine
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Phantom_Nook
02/22/18 8:29:43 PM
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"Please don't let us be murdered today, almighty loving God."
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WaffIeElite
02/22/18 8:32:23 PM
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How is a supposedly omnipotent, omniscient, all-powerful being not allowed in schools? I don't recall the scientific community creating deity-repelling paint. Sounds fishy to me...
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Vaati_Reborn
02/22/18 8:33:41 PM
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SomeonesAlt posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
so where was He during the Charleston church shooting

"God works in mysterious ways"

that go for the texas church shooting as well?
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WizardofHoth
02/22/18 8:34:07 PM
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Reason why kids are shooting up schools.

Tide pods
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KingCrabCake
02/22/18 8:34:41 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Fuckin a, right.

Lot of people in this country need themselves some Jesus.

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r4X0r
02/22/18 8:36:06 PM
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Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"
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WaffIeElite
02/22/18 8:38:17 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


Considering shit way worse than this happens every day, there's no such thing as a good day. Where is your magic space fairy while kids are being worked to death in the blood diamond trade?
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BlueScum
02/22/18 8:38:28 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


No more funny than the concept of a God who allows blood carnage if people aren't sucking his dick 24/7.
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Webmaster4531
02/22/18 8:39:29 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"

We're not claiming prayer protects you.
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Metro2
02/22/18 8:39:57 PM
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At the risk of sounding angstheist, I really don't get how organized religion is so prevalent still in this day and age. An entire belief system built on the idea of faith in something you can't sense in any way? Like sure, privately it's fine,


In Europe, especially northern Europe, religion is treated as a private person matter and has no place in politics.
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r4X0r
02/22/18 8:47:09 PM
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Metro2 posted...
At the risk of sounding angstheist, I really don't get how organized religion is so prevalent still in this day and age. An entire belief system built on the idea of faith in something you can't sense in any way? Like sure, privately it's fine,


In Europe, especially northern Europe, religion is treated as a private person matter and has no place in politics.


A private matter? No place in politics? Is that why Sweden, Denmark and Norway all have state religions?
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thronedfire2
02/22/18 8:50:15 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


it's "........." on a good day because that's what a normal day should be. not kids getting killed at school
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jumi
02/22/18 8:51:47 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Lol pitiful mortals think they can understand the thoughts of the divine


Pretty pitiful "divine."
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SomeonesAlt
02/22/18 8:52:49 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
so where was He during the Charleston church shooting

"God works in mysterious ways"

that go for the texas church shooting as well?

You saw my quotation marks, right? I guess next time I'll add /s
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r4X0r
02/22/18 8:59:44 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


it's "........." on a good day because that's what a normal day should be. not kids getting killed at school


All causes combined, seven thousand Americans die every day. Life is harsh, get over it.
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WaffIeElite
02/22/18 9:08:45 PM
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r4X0r posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


it's "........." on a good day because that's what a normal day should be. not kids getting killed at school


All causes combined, seven thousand Americans die every day. Life is harsh, get over it.


Why aren't your thoughts and prayers helping? You must be an awful follower.
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SomeonesAlt
02/22/18 9:25:25 PM
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r4X0r posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
r4X0r posted...
Atheists are a funny bunch.

Every good day: "..........."
Every bad day: "LOL WHY WASN'T GOD THERE??"


it's "........." on a good day because that's what a normal day should be. not kids getting killed at school


All causes combined, seven thousand Americans die every day. Life is harsh, get over it.

Lmao, any cringe factor my post may have had is utterly dwarfed by this bit of neckbeard wisdom. Can practically see the fedora tipping.
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Funbazooka
02/22/18 9:25:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyn17PejAdw

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hockeybub89
02/22/18 9:27:45 PM
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Does this mean God lets innocent people die if he doesn't feel he's getting enough attention? And people love him and think he's real why? It's like some weird abusive relationship. "I love him and he loves me. He must slap me around for a reason."
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Bloodychess
02/22/18 9:33:12 PM
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Whenever someone mentions the word "orange" or "tiny hands", people break out into violent laughing convulsions

But this is cringe
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Dragonblade01
02/22/18 9:46:20 PM
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To be fair, that does perfectly capture the Abrahamic god's pettiness.
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