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Shuto-uke
02/13/18 10:29:19 PM
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- I come from 2050

- trump will delay the 2020 election. He will say he is very concerned about Russian meddling in mid 2019 and will say he will delay the elections until we can figure out what the hell is going on!. The election finally takes place in 2023, and he wins easily.

- trump gives PepsiCo (owners of Gatorade) the contract to irrigate all crops in 2024.

- before leaving office in 2027, trump signs into law the Keep America Great Act, which imposes a 1 child policy for Black and Hispanic people and 4 child policy for whites.

- in 2028 the new president is president Camacho.

- in 2029 Gatorade changes its name to Brawndo.

- gamespot kills off gamefaqs and merges with IGN.

- oprah has a romance with president Camacho.

- AI, machine learning, and self driving cars displace millions of workers. Adult entertainment fills the money gap for some women, but then sex robots became mainstream.

- PS5 is the last Sony video game console. Ps5 pro was released, with 1.5X the power.

- Ed Sheeran divorces whats her name and marries Taylor Swift.

- Ed Sheehan discovers Swift is very alt right and divorces her. She makes a nasty song about him but he made her a daughter and she got fat because of that. She becomes the next Martha Stewart and her lines Country Living and Pine Farm Dream are huge and bring in millions.

- US gets another soccer World Cup hosting and two olympics by 2050.

- no flying cars, sorry, but there is a back to the future 4. It flops hard.

- the college bubble finally bursts. People study trades and everything is going great until the machines take all jobs.

- post brexit UK lags considerably behind Italy and Spain (not to mention Germany and France), Scotland leaves and they change their flag.

- a new independent Scotland and Gibraltar join the EU.

- in 2050 the planet is about to run out of drinking water. Desalinizing plants are everywhere. Rich people become water snobs.

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Shuto-uke
02/13/18 10:39:51 PM
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Nobody ?
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LIsJustice
02/13/18 10:41:35 PM
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Why is PS5/Pro the last Sony console? Is VR everywhere?
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PikachuMaxwell
02/13/18 10:42:53 PM
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Lies. Everyone knows that the world will be taken over by the machines by then....
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Shuto-uke
02/13/18 10:47:24 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
Why is PS5/Pro the last Sony console? Is VR everywhere?


There is more VR, but its not everywhere . Consoles just got too powerful and expensive and complex. Games had to be Hollywood movie expensive to produce in order to be successful, and all it takes is 1 is 2 flops for a developer to go under.

So the ps5 pro stays at the last console and gets support for a LONG time. Indie games and build your own game like Mario maker grow in popularity
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Shuto-uke
02/13/18 10:58:58 PM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
Lies. Everyone knows that the world will be taken over by the machines by then....


AI does
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ilovuuu
02/13/18 11:03:54 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
- Ed Sheehan discovers Swift is very alt right and divorces her.

rod
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ilovuuu
02/13/18 11:06:11 PM
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like the Taylor swift alt right talking point is blatantly rod.
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