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_Squirtle_ 02/11/18 9:58:16 PM #1: |
really though how do I minimize the embarrassment that's gonna go on between those sheets?
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jcmason 02/11/18 9:58:43 PM #2: |
Don't do it.
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sktgamer_13dude 02/11/18 9:59:02 PM #3: |
How are you so sure you're gonna get laid?
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Gunpo 02/11/18 9:59:15 PM #4: |
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MarbyIsBack 02/11/18 9:59:38 PM #5: |
Don't get ahead of yourself, there's still that 5% chance of failure.
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Offworlder1 02/11/18 9:59:39 PM #6: |
How are you sure that your getting laid ?
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MrPeppers 02/11/18 9:59:44 PM #7: |
Literal idiots figure it out. You'll be alright. Just never ask how you did or for tips on improvement afterwards because that's probably the only way to look like a fool afterwards. Own it no matter how awkward it ends up being.
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Muffinz0rz 02/11/18 9:59:52 PM #8: |
Honestly, just let things happen naturally and above all, communicate.
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Vita_Aeterna 02/11/18 10:00:35 PM #9: |
Communication is key.
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Blue_Inigo 02/11/18 10:00:37 PM #10: |
Deed the night before
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_Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:01:24 PM #11: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
How are you so sure you're gonna get laid? Offworlder1 posted... How are you sure that your getting laid ? Went on some casual dates with this girl already (met on Tinder) and she wants me to "stay over" on Friday night. I'm pretty oblivious but even I think that pretty much guarantees it. As long as I don't do something super weird before that point. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/11/18 10:02:12 PM #12: |
Start crying during. Women like to see a man get emotional.
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_MorningStar 02/11/18 10:03:05 PM #13: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Deed the night before Fuck that noise. Deed like an hour before you go out. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dirtycommunist 02/11/18 10:04:13 PM #14: |
Just relax, take it slow, let her lead. Real life is not like porn, so dont try to make it one.
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Solid Sonic 02/11/18 10:04:25 PM #15: |
This topic intrigues me.
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Offworlder1 02/11/18 10:04:44 PM #16: |
She is going to kill you in a ritual sacrifice topic creator.
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ACHEEKSMALLOY 02/11/18 10:05:41 PM #17: |
Offworlder1 posted...
She is going to kill you in a ritual sacrifice topic creator. ooh. TC if this happens post some pics --- Gamertag: ALMIGHTY CHEEKS The CUBS are the 2016 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 02/11/18 10:06:04 PM #18: |
Wait, you have never been kissed and she wants you to come over?
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sktgamer_13dude 02/11/18 10:06:39 PM #19: |
_Squirtle_ posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...How are you so sure you're gonna get laid? pics obviously required And go get 'em tiger. And just be yourself, don't be nervous. Also definitely deed the night before, don't succumb to the juggernut. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 02/11/18 10:07:40 PM #20: |
ACHEEKSMALLOY posted...
Offworlder1 posted...She is going to kill you in a ritual sacrifice topic creator. tf is he supposed to post pics if he is in the belly of some demon? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 02/11/18 10:09:19 PM #21: |
Pretty sure this girl can tell he is a virgin, and male virgins make good sacrifices.
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_Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:09:35 PM #22: |
_MorningStar posted...
Wait, you have never been kissed and she wants you to come over? I have a pretty doofy face but I have a decently athletic body. Most of the kiss-less virgin stuff comes from me not trying at all. I never asked out a girl at all until like 6 months ago. Never went to parties, tended to not go out at all because I was cheap and lacked confidence. sktgamer_13dude posted... pics obviously required what would deeding the night before do? Wouldn't I be completely recharged by the time we actually do it? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 02/11/18 10:10:45 PM #23: |
_Squirtle_ posted...
what would deeding the night before do? Wouldn't I be completely recharged by the time we actually do it? _MorningStar posted... Blue_Inigo posted...Deed the night before --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 02/11/18 10:15:46 PM #24: |
_Squirtle_ posted...
what would deeding the night before do? Wouldn't I be completely recharged by the time we actually do it? It's from The League. Twas mostly a joke, but I'd definitely deed within 24 hours of going over <_< --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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daftpunk_mk5 02/11/18 10:17:47 PM #25: |
Two words: nipple stimulation
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_Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:19:20 PM #26: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
It's from The League. Twas mostly a joke, but I'd definitely deed within 24 hours of going over <_< alright is giving / receiving oral before doing the safety dance typical or is that just a porn thing? Or a thing that doesn't happen until you're dating? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 02/11/18 10:19:48 PM #27: |
Even if you think she thinks youre a virgin just act cool about it. And dont explicitly bring up sex/fucking, just let it happen. Giving basic female oral or fucking a girl is all pretty straightforward so dont overthink it.
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sktgamer_13dude 02/11/18 10:20:54 PM #28: |
I mean it's all foreplay.
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_Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:28:04 PM #30: |
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Two words: nipple stimulation nipple stimulation? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sobergermanguy 02/11/18 10:29:18 PM #31: |
When you finish just tell her your job here is done, and when she replys "but you didn't do anything", flash your cape and look smug as you walk away satisfied.
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dirtycommunist 02/11/18 10:30:38 PM #32: |
_Squirtle_ posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...Two words: nipple stimulation nipple stimulation --- ***not actually a communist, only dirty on occasion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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babyeatermax 02/11/18 10:42:34 PM #33: |
You ever watched a porno? Ain't that hard, man.
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muchdran 02/11/18 10:47:28 PM #34: |
Go slow kissing, don't bust out a porn move. Use your hand first.
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voldothegr8 02/11/18 10:49:00 PM #35: |
_MorningStar posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...Deed the night before Preferably both with one in between. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) | THE Ohio State: 11-2 | Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 02/11/18 10:50:16 PM #36: |
just pull up a porn video on your phone, then as you are doing it watch it for some tips on what to do
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TheAnthraxBunny 02/11/18 11:03:28 PM #37: |
You just need to loosen up and be okay with the fact that you're going to be kind of awkward. Just make yourself comfortable. Even with experienced partners awkward stuff happens sometimes. Sex can be pretty clumsy at times. If she knows you're unexperienced, she probably knows what to expect.
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Muffinz0rz 02/12/18 11:15:07 AM #38: |
bump
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Dustin1280 02/12/18 11:19:53 AM #39: |
1. Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place...
You want to last, and the chance of that happening is pretty low if it's your first time. 2. If you are going to say something, think to yourself does this make me look like I have low self esteem or an obsessive?, if yes to either of those, then don't say it at all. 3. Don't talk about religion, politics, your ex, money, family drama, or money. Unless she brings it up. If she does, try to get her to talk about herself. In fact getting her to talk about herself is always something you should try to do. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorPiranha3 02/12/18 11:21:45 AM #40: |
Dustin1280 posted...
Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place... I recommend against this. If it's your first time, you might not be able to get it up because nerves or whatever. Even if you do get it up and don't last long initially, it's not a big deal if you fool around and then go at it again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 02/12/18 11:23:54 AM #41: |
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place... You have some good points, but why would deeding beforehand be a bad thing? Are you suggesting that deeding beforehand might correlate to him not being able to get it up? --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorPiranha3 02/12/18 11:30:27 AM #42: |
Dustin1280 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...Dustin1280 posted...Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place... I just wouldn't run the risk of not being able to get stiff during the first go, thanks to a same day jerk. As he gains more experience it shouldn't be an issue, but the beginning stages are a delicate time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 02/12/18 11:31:21 AM #43: |
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...DoctorPiranha3 posted...Dustin1280 posted...Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place... That is exactly why he SHOULD do it beforehand... If it is his first experience I strongly doubt he will have ANY issue getting it up and if he deeds first it will help him last. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 02/12/18 11:31:22 AM #44: |
Dustin1280 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...Dustin1280 posted...Strongly recommend you deed right before you go to her place... The "when-to-prep-deed" varies from person to person. In this case, it's hard for anyone other than TC to decide what the optimal time would be. I can see how one day prior might be too soon, because as mentioned, nerves might kick in. Alternatively, because it is the first time, he might get over-anxious and lose it too early. We need to see if TC knows his limit. If he knows when he's about to blow his load and can control himself well, then he might consider deeding 2-3 days prior, as opposed to one. It's a delicate balance. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team (drafting in progress): https://i.imgur.com/M25mokB.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iClockwork 02/12/18 11:33:53 AM #45: |
When you are hanging out things will start to unfold naturally. Foreplay is a big part of sex, don't jump into it right away. Make her feel good and get her going. It's about having fun and enjoying each other.
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thor333 02/12/18 11:42:24 AM #46: |
Just remember there's a difference between
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EnragedSlith 02/12/18 1:28:36 PM #48: |
The key is open and honest communication. Youre inexperienced and it is going to show, but that isnt something to be embarrassed about. If she likes you, it probably wont matter, and shell enjoy getting you up to speed
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K181 02/12/18 1:30:03 PM #49: |
Pretend it's the hokey pokey.
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