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refmon
02/09/18 9:59:26 PM
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511: King of Manlets
510: Duke of Manlets
59: Gen. Manlet
58: Heavy Infanfry
57: Expeditionary Force
56: Scouts
55: Light Infantry
54: Reinforcements
53: Reserves
52: The Uphams of the Manlets
51: Rejects
5 and under: Child Soldier
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ClockworkHare
02/10/18 3:38:49 AM
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I'm a 6'2" swole manlet.

I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never be the 10 foot tall man 5 foot tall women want.
I compensate by slapping poofy wigs and lipstick on other guys and fucking them.
I get smothered in hot mansex at least 5 times a week and thick male ass is practically free.
But deep down I know I'm only settling because no woman wants a 6'2" gym rat so I can't get that sweet V.

w8A0Moa
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refmon
02/10/18 10:50:35 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I'm a 6'2" swole manlet.

I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never be the 10 foot tall man 5 foot tall women want.
I compensate by slapping poofy wigs and lipstick on other guys and fucking them.
I get smothered in hot mansex at least 5 times a week and thick male ass is practically free.
But deep down I know I'm only settling because no woman wants a 6'2" gym rat so I can't get that sweet V.

w8A0Moa


I feel you brother
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Hairy-man
02/10/18 10:51:22 AM
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42 here. What am I?
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pieisthebest
02/10/18 10:53:38 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I'm a 6'2" swole manlet.

I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never be the 10 foot tall man 5 foot tall women want.
I compensate by slapping poofy wigs and lipstick on other guys and fucking them.
I get smothered in hot mansex at least 5 times a week and thick male ass is practically free.
But deep down I know I'm only settling because no woman wants a 6'2" gym rat so I can't get that sweet V.

w8A0Moa


Dang I didn't know this was supposed to be a feels thread... We all know that feel bro
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deupd_u
02/10/18 10:57:10 AM
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I'm 6'2" and good looking, but I'm skinny, so fat girls think I'm attainable for them and won't leave me alone
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Shotgunnova
02/10/18 11:04:24 AM
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6'2" 4 Lyfe
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weapon_d00d816
02/10/18 11:05:35 AM
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5'9"

I'm the height actual manlets achieve when they wear platform shoes and high hairstyles, but I'm the real deal
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refmon
02/10/18 11:48:47 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
42 here. What am I?

expendable Infant Boot Shiner
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MrK3V
02/10/18 11:49:22 AM
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RebelElite791
02/10/18 11:49:41 AM
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