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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:23:51 PM
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gogogogogo
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MacadamianNut3
02/09/18 1:24:59 PM
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Zoolander
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/09/18 1:25:41 PM
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Mighty Ducks.

Good luck trying to say how the greatest movie of all time is crap.
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Butterfiles
02/09/18 1:26:27 PM
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Boss baby
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MoistenedYouth
02/09/18 1:27:22 PM
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darjeeling
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:29:18 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Zoolander


lol terrible movie. The last of the "funny" Ben Stiller movies and it has aged terribly. Watch it again, it relies on MTV tropes for almost all of it's gags. They tried to blind the extremely weak story and quite frankly, shocking performances by waving a bunch of celebrities in your face. And if I see one more person try and do Blue Steel in real life I will literally kill myself.
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smoke_break
02/09/18 1:29:53 PM
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MacadamianNut3
02/09/18 1:30:01 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
And if I see one more person try and do Blue Steel in real life I will literally kill myself.

Noted

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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:33:58 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Mighty Ducks.

Good luck trying to say how the greatest movie of all time is crap.


lol terrible movie. I remember seeing a "Making of" the Mighty Ducks, and the director said that they hired actors and taught them how to skate, instead of hiring skaters and teaching them how to act... well you could have fucking fooled me, because these kids are absolutely SHIT at acting. Name one of these fucking million kid actors that made it big? They are all probably selling you American Dick Cheese at Walmart. It was just so stereotypical of all 80s and 90s kiddies sports movies. It even had the fat kid who just kept on farting that whole time. Flying V? Flaying Vagina.
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:37:14 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
Boss baby


lol terrible movie. My 5 year old daughter that has Type 1 Diabetes fucking loves this shit... I have watched it probably 10 times in full. And while I will admit that the idea itself is quite original, it is butchered in its execution. It's like they spent the whole cast budget on Alec Baldwin, and forgot that he wasn't the only character in the movie. It's generic kiddie CGI fuck hole bullshit.
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:38:53 PM
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MoistenedYouth posted...
darjeeling


lol terrible movie. Just the fact that you call it "darjeeling" shows me the exact type of person who loves this movie... hipster kid fucknuts who praise style over substance. Hey Wes Anderson... try and make a coherent story with characters that matter. You are shit, mate.
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Gafemage
02/09/18 1:40:31 PM
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Don't want to post my all-time favorite movie because I don't want to see it slandered, so I'll post a very good movie that's probably not quite in my top ten: Silence of the Lambs
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:42:16 PM
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smoke_break posted...
Rush Hour.


lol terrible movie. Jesus Christ where do I begin with this. Somehow on God's green earth, Christ Tucker managed to land a role (thanks to the 5th Element) ... and guess what... he plays the same whiney ass mother fucker that he plays in literally every single role he has ever played. Studio Exec: "Hey guys, let's put one of the greatest Chinese Martial Artist actors together with this fuck bag, and have him be as black as possible and let's see what happens." Jesus, I am a white South African and the racial stereotypes in this movie offend me.
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trappedunderice
02/09/18 1:43:48 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Zoolander

Holy fuck before clicking this topic this movie was the first I thought of.
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Muffinz0rz
02/09/18 1:44:20 PM
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The Big Lebowski
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:44:44 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
The Princess Bride


lol terrible movie. I see what they were going for here... a fantasy medieval romantic comedy drama... but it fails because you are never sure what genre the movie falls under. It confuses instead of entertains. Plus, as much as I love the big guy, Andre the Giant should have died before making this because he was so bad that it tarnishes his entire career.
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/09/18 1:45:01 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
Name one of these fucking million kid actors that made it big?

Joshua Jackson.

Dr_Agon posted...
It even had the fat kid who just kept on farting that whole time.

It wasnt him, it wasnt him.
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:45:24 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Don't want to post my all-time favorite movie because I don't want to see it slandered, so I'll post a very good movie that's probably not quite in my top ten: Silence of the Lambs


Doesn't count then. Post your favorite movie.
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BuckVanHammer
02/09/18 1:45:45 PM
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My Girl 2
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Cryptix
02/09/18 1:46:04 PM
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Using my husband's old fave. Queen of The Damned.
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 1:47:32 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Dr_Agon posted...
Name one of these fucking million kid actors that made it big?

Joshua Jackson.


His well-known roles include Pacey Witter in Dawson's Creek, Charlie Conway in The Mighty Ducks film series, Peter Bishop in Fringe, and Cole Lockhart in The Affair.

OH MY GOD I fucking totally take back everything I said about Charlie... HE'S FUCKING HUGE, bra! Jesus so many memorable roles. Holy fuck what a superstar.
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Flintlock_Staff
02/09/18 1:49:18 PM
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Why doesn't TC post a movie he likes?
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Gafemage
02/09/18 1:55:02 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
OH MY GOD I fucking totally take back everything I said about Charlie... HE'S FUCKING HUGE, bra! Jesus so many memorable roles. Holy fuck what a superstar.

I mean it's not like he's an A-lister or anything, but he definitely had a solid & consistent enough career following it, especially given how competitive Hollywood is & how often child actors fade away completely. Dawson's Creek was huge in the early 00's.
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Garioshi
02/09/18 1:55:31 PM
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Terminator 2
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yusiko
02/09/18 1:57:27 PM
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a nightmare on elm street (for an extra challenge you cant point out its terrible ending scene for why you think its crap)
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Second_Chances
02/09/18 2:04:17 PM
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Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal
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Kaname_Madoka
02/09/18 2:05:56 PM
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The Outsiders
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 2:07:03 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
My Girl 2


Serious posts only please... but while I'm here... lol terrible movie. Trying to capitalize on the decent first movie, they pretty much did the same thing but instead of MacCauley they got a Jonathan Taylor Thomas lookalike...just read the first line of the Google description : "Vada Sultenfuss (Anna Chlumsky) is a 13-year-old girl searching for identity and independence." Oh my god steer clear, CE.
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InTheEyesOfFire
02/09/18 2:08:58 PM
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Man of the House.
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Freddie_Mercury
02/09/18 2:09:41 PM
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City of God
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 2:10:36 PM
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Cryptix posted...
Using my husband's old fave. Queen of The Damned.


lol terrible movie. If she wasn't killed during the making of this movie, then the movie would have killed Aaliyah's career. I actually blame Anne Rice and her crappy movies like this one for the state that we currently find "the Vampire Movie" in. It is going to take a generation before anyone takes Bram Stoker seriously again. Queen of the Damned... fuck an ass.
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The_Weird_Gamer
02/09/18 2:11:39 PM
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Rise of the Guardians
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bobtuse
02/09/18 2:12:29 PM
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Midnight Cowboy
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Dr_Agon
02/09/18 2:16:59 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Terminator 2


lol terrible movie. This role was the cement in the building of shit that is Arnold's career. It pretty much confirmed that he cannot act and will never be able to act. In fact, this is probably one of the highest grossing movies with the worst possible actors in it... you could have cast a plank of wood as the T1000 and you would have had the same result.
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Garioshi
02/09/18 2:20:30 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
Garioshi posted...
Terminator 2


lol terrible movie. This role was the cement in the building of shit that is Arnold's career. It pretty much confirmed that he cannot act and will never be able to act. In fact, this is probably one of the highest grossing movies with the worst possible actors in it... you could have cast a plank of wood as the T1000 and you would have had the same result.

Are you saying that he failed at acting as a robot, which by definition should not require acting talent?
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QQGG
02/09/18 2:24:29 PM
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Memento
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Cryptix
02/10/18 11:28:30 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
Cryptix posted...
Using my husband's old fave. Queen of The Damned.


lol terrible movie. If she wasn't killed during the making of this movie, then the movie would have killed Aaliyah's career. I actually blame Anne Rice and her crappy movies like this one for the state that we currently find "the Vampire Movie" in. It is going to take a generation before anyone takes Bram Stoker seriously again. Queen of the Damned... fuck an ass.

So, I've noticed that you're starting with "lol terrible movie" a lot. As flawed as the movie may be, the soundtrack is pretty good, but that's just my opinion. Can't say if it's fair criticism or not since it's been y e a r s since I've seen it, but meh. Your opinion lol.
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CensorErik
02/10/18 11:32:37 PM
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Fight Club.

lol terrible movie...
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Im_JustMe0129
02/10/18 11:33:49 PM
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Batman (1989)
Make your case TC but know that it won't change my opinion of the movie.
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TheMarthKoopa
02/10/18 11:40:49 PM
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Madoka Magica Rebellion
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DarkDragon400
02/10/18 11:45:29 PM
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My favorite movie that I've watched recently is Goodfellas.
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02/10/18 11:51:08 PM
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masterpug53
02/10/18 11:51:16 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
My Girl 2


Trying to capitalize on the decent first movie


fenderbender321 posted...
My Girl


Checkmate.
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