Current Events > Confession time: You won't believe me but its true

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LavarNeedsHelp
02/06/18 10:31:44 AM
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I was abducted by aliens on Jan 5th, 2018. I was sleeping when something went literally through my window like it was liquid. I was like wtf but no sound came out, it then put me to sleep. When I woke up I was on a desk and my stomach was open. When they seen me awake they put me back to sleep.

Next thing I know I woke up in my bed.
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PikachuMaxwell
02/06/18 10:32:25 AM
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O_o
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50Blessings
02/06/18 10:32:30 AM
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That sounds traumatizing and I'm sorry you had to go through that.
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NinjaBreakfast
02/06/18 10:32:37 AM
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Explains your shit posts
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Tmaster148
02/06/18 10:33:45 AM
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I think this means that even aliens were disguisted with you that they gave you back.

Edit: stupid phone tried to correct the spelling and quoted myself instead.
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LavarNeedsHelp
02/06/18 10:35:07 AM
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Well I mean I seem to be in much better shape since that day. I don't work out and I'm getting muscles. I don't know if I should go to the doctor or like the fbi or cia.
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