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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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BruceWayneJr posted...

"I got the stupid juice, I bust the stupid moves."

"You're over an hour late. I passed up two easy fish waiting here for you. That makes me poorer by two dollars. Not playing games here, got no time for that. Life's got no time for your little boy games. Leave all that nonsense at home when you come here. Alright, gonna put it on speed today. I ain't stopping to give you any little tips either. You sink or swim on your own today, cause I'm not always gonna be there to hold your hand for ya. Alright, you ready for the real thing? You read to come get it? You ready to come take it from your old man, you ready to be the king?"

Fresh is a great movie. I need to buy a copy.

Oh yeah that's a good one
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'Sttteeevve Maaaddenn!'
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You trying to say Jesus Christ cant hit a curveball.

Oh man, it smells like someone shit in your mouth.
He told me he loved me
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I am serious....
And don't call me Shirley
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masterpug53 posted...

'Sttteeevve Maaaddenn!'

"Hey, ma, we got chicken or what?!"
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zH0mPfR posted...

masterpug53 posted...

'Sttteeevve Maaaddenn!'

"Hey, ma, we got chicken or what?!"

'I know you're upset about the dinner, and that makes sense because we did spend too much money, but I said T&E.'
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"Take the fucking elephant!"
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Goonies never say die!
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What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
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zH0mPfR posted...

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Forget it, he's rolling.
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"Sir, does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"
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"I was born a poor black child."
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No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

[Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

[Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

[Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
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They're heeeere
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BruceWayneJr posted...

"I was born a poor black child."

The line 'that's shit, that's Shinola' is one of those lines where you hope your parents are watching with you so they can explain the reference.
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"Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey bastard can for in hell for all I care!"
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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You gotta be fucking kidding
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"You're right! We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well, who knows?"
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Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful.
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Limes? What limes?
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There are some sins that you commit that you can't come back from, you know, no matter how hard you try. You just can't. It's like the devil is waiting for your body to quit. Because he knows, he knows that he already owns your soul. And then I think maybe there's no devil. You die... and God, he says, Nah, nah you can't come in. You have to leave now. You have to leave and go away and you have to be alone. You have to be alone forever.
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"It wasn't a fit of jealous rage!!!"
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You had me at "hello"
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"Craig, off your ass and on your feet! This ain't no time to beat your meat!"
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: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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Maybe offensive
After watching this scene again....gotta post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlcuPNv8Od8
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There's shit everywhere!
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Yippee ki yay motherfucker
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Well hoo-ray for the sounds of fuckin silence.
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Where we're going, we don't need roads
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Phantom_Nook posted...

"Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey bastard can for in hell for all I care!"

This is the one. 'This' is the one I'll be remembered for.
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You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
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"You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane."
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Here's looking at you, kid
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Franklin: They just shoot a bolt in their head, and then retract it. It's just BOOM-shht-BOOM-shht.

Sally: Franklin, I like meat. Please change the subject!
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You're neither. You're an errand boy... sent by grocers to collect a bill.
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"Why return to the City of God, where God forgets about you?"
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Houston we have a problem
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I'm the king of the world!
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You can't handle the truth!
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'I thought I was a fucking f*****?'

'Well...you're bisexual!'

'Let's change the subject. I'm leaving.'
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"You're uh... Bruce Wayne. The Prince of Gotham. You'd have to go a thousand miles to meet somebody who didn't know your name."
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'That was Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.'
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"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
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"You keep a horse in the basement?!"
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