Current Events > There's nothing worse than your date having to use the bathroom.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 6:41:58 PM
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"Hey, we're closing soon"

"My date's still in the bathroom"
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SSJGrimReaper
02/01/18 6:44:39 PM
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what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit
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nevershine
02/01/18 6:46:13 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit

Use side by side urinals and keep eye contact the entire time while pooping
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/02/18 1:07:44 AM
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nevershine posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit

Use side by side urinals and keep eye contact the entire time while pooping

You poop in urinals?!? *calls the police*
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008Zulu
02/02/18 1:11:06 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
nevershine posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit

Use side by side urinals and keep eye contact the entire time while pooping

You poop in urinals?!? *calls the police*

We wouldn't have to use the urinals, if people wiped down the wall after they were finished using it.
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masticatingman
02/02/18 1:14:39 AM
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Dont take a date to a restaurant thats about to close. A lot of sit down places need an extra 45 min to an hour after theyre technically not open anyway for the waiters and kitchen crew to clean up.
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