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Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/01/18 6:41:58 PM #1: |
"Hey, we're closing soon"
"My date's still in the bathroom" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 02/01/18 6:44:39 PM #2: |
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit
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nevershine 02/01/18 6:46:13 PM #3: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit Use side by side urinals and keep eye contact the entire time while pooping --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cotton_Eye_Joe 02/02/18 1:07:44 AM #4: |
nevershine posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit You poop in urinals?!? *calls the police* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 02/02/18 1:11:06 AM #5: |
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
nevershine posted...SSJGrimReaper posted...what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit We wouldn't have to use the urinals, if people wiped down the wall after they were finished using it. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 02/02/18 1:14:39 AM #6: |
Dont take a date to a restaurant thats about to close. A lot of sit down places need an extra 45 min to an hour after theyre technically not open anyway for the waiters and kitchen crew to clean up.
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