Current Events > $10 million but da next 10 people you touch/touch you die

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ssj3vegeta_
02/01/18 7:04:02 AM
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Deal or no deal


No... you won't die if you touch yourself. The people you touch or the people who touch you die of a brutal heart attack as soon as the touching occurs

You'll get the money after the 10th person
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Looked gf
02/01/18 7:15:23 AM
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FF_Redux
02/01/18 7:17:05 AM
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Well... I could end the suffering of some of the people we take care of...

But that's not moral. So no deal.
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V-E-G-Y-
02/02/18 6:49:06 AM
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LavarNeedsHelp
02/02/18 6:53:09 AM
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Hehe yes

Won't say who but I know exactly who
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josifrees
02/02/18 6:57:14 AM
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No because Im not going to be touching ten people I dont love anytime soon
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wackyteen
02/02/18 6:59:12 AM
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this feels like a great way to go to prison for life
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im not 13
02/02/18 6:59:48 AM
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HighOnSolar
02/02/18 7:00:43 AM
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ez money, play tag at a preschool
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dr_marble
02/02/18 7:03:36 AM
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That'll teach 'em to respect personal space!
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wackyteen
02/02/18 7:05:18 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
ez money, play tag at a preschool

"Today a creeper man came and played tag at the local preschool and 10 of the children died of heart attacks. The man has been taken into custody."
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HighOnSolar
02/02/18 7:06:02 AM
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wackyteen posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
ez money, play tag at a preschool

"Today a creeper man came and played tag at the local preschool and 10 of the children died of heart attacks. The man has been taken into custody."

wear a fake mustache and run really fast
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PiOverlord
02/02/18 7:06:29 AM
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Hell no.
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Yomi
02/02/18 7:08:41 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
wackyteen posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
ez money, play tag at a preschool

"Today a creeper man came and played tag at the local preschool and 10 of the children died of heart attacks. The man has been taken into custody."

wear a fake mustache and run really fast


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Garioshi
02/02/18 7:12:51 AM
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not if it's instantaneous
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Link HT
02/02/18 7:15:29 AM
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So basically get paid 1 million for each murder. No thanks, I'd rather keep my sanity intact.
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Link HT
02/02/18 7:16:05 AM
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Garioshi posted...
not if it's instantaneous

I mean, every person you will ever touch in your life is going to die sooner or later if you think about it
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Vaati_Reborn
02/02/18 7:20:11 AM
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10 mil and I get to kill 10 people

downside???
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boxington
02/02/18 7:25:29 AM
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im not 13 posted...
No way

No amount of money

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dr_marble
02/02/18 7:28:27 AM
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Yomi posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
wackyteen posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
ez money, play tag at a preschool

"Today a creeper man came and played tag at the local preschool and 10 of the children died of heart attacks. The man has been taken into custody."

wear a fake mustache and run really fast


Wait, play tag with 9 kids and save the last one for the cop that comes to arrest you.
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HighOnSolar
02/02/18 11:19:03 AM
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dr_marble posted...
Yomi posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
wackyteen posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
ez money, play tag at a preschool

"Today a creeper man came and played tag at the local preschool and 10 of the children died of heart attacks. The man has been taken into custody."

wear a fake mustache and run really fast


Wait, play tag with 9 kids and save the last one for the cop that comes to arrest you.

now you're thinking with portals
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Muffinz0rz
02/02/18 11:20:09 AM
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Just go to a rave or a moshpit and nobody will ever know it was you
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MysticMismagius
02/02/18 11:21:45 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Just go to a rave or a moshpit and nobody will ever know it was you

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Havik
02/02/18 11:21:46 AM
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im not 13 posted...
No way

No amount of money

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Jiek_Fafn
02/02/18 11:22:18 AM
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I feel like you could sell those ten kills to someone to make even more money.
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bobtuse
02/02/18 11:27:07 AM
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I guess the best way to go about it without drawing attention would be to go shake hands with a bunch of homeless people.
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synth_real
02/02/18 12:43:19 PM
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Going to the club
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