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CensorErik 01/29/18 10:33:45 PM #53: |
Ok, this is kinda gross, but it goes with this topic and it made me actually lol. Earlier today I was in the bathroom and, instead of what usually happens when I sit down, I farted a few times in a row and it sounded like that old jingle shave and a haircut. It even had the two bits part as well. I was cracking up. That's all. <_< >_>
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_CARLOX_ 01/30/18 7:26:12 AM #54: |
And now we know you have a musical turd cutter.
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KookyCouture 01/30/18 8:53:25 AM #55: |
You should press your bumcheeks together and play it like an accordion
Or should that be.... (wait for it) ASSCORDION!! --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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flat_tyre 01/30/18 9:11:30 AM #56: |
Just make sure you don't pay any bum notes.
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CensorErik 01/30/18 4:09:39 PM #57: |
_CARLOX_ posted...
And now we know you have a musical turd cutter. I DO have a talent...yay! KookyCouture posted... You should press your bumcheeks together and play it like an accordion Yess! This is my kind of word play...a**play...wait... flat_tyre posted... Just make sure you don't pay any bum notes. I practiced in the shower earlier and let's just say I'm glad I bought Clorox spray cleaner. --- Kindness is never wasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_CARLOX_ 01/31/18 7:38:08 PM #58: |
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, we found out you only had 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." --- I can't count the reasons I should stay, one by one they all just fade away. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 01/31/18 10:05:12 PM #59: |
The Good News & The Bad News
The good news: We're naming a disease after you! --- Kindness is never wasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 02/01/18 6:52:49 AM #60: |
what's the bad news
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Tmk 02/01/18 6:54:51 AM #61: |
I went to see a horror movie for Halloween... it was just an hour and a half of a stationary scarecrow. I don't think my species was the target demographic
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flat_tyre 02/01/18 7:03:47 AM #62: |
If a creepy fat old man breaks into your room tonight and kidnaps you whilst you're asleep, don't worry - I asked for you for Christmas this year.
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CensorErik 02/01/18 4:17:23 PM #64: |
KookyCouture posted...
what's the bad news That's the point of the joke. You have a new disease that is so bad they're going to name it after you because you'll be dead. That is the good news. So... --- Kindness is never wasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_CARLOX_ 02/01/18 6:38:07 PM #65: |
KookyCouture posted...
what's the bad news Huey Lewis. --- I can't count the reasons I should stay, one by one they all just fade away. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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