Current Events > 'Human Ken Doll' finally feels happy after surgery that removed 4 ribs

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Darmik
01/23/18 9:32:13 PM
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HUMAN Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves appeared on todays This Morning carrying his removed ribs in a jar.

The 34-year-old had four ribs removed last year and was showing off the results of the extreme surgery as well as the removed bones.

Presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were gobsmacked and quizzed him about why he decided to undergo the surgery.

The surgery addict, who admitted he originally wanted six ribs removed but no surgeon would do it for him, explained: I had four ribs removed so I can do my blazers up without having to breathe in or have them altered.

Rodrigo, who has 36 inch shoulders, now has a 20 inch waist and is currently wearing a corset to protect his spine as he continues to recover from the surgery.

Holly seemed concerned about the dangers of the procedure, leaving Rodrigo to concede it could potentially cause issues.


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DesuDeku
01/23/18 9:33:11 PM
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oh...
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008Zulu
01/23/18 9:35:57 PM
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It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.
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a42ozslushie
01/23/18 9:36:52 PM
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008Zulu posted...
It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.

maybe this whole "real life Ken" thing was all a ploy..
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KILBOTz
01/23/18 10:22:15 PM
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a42ozslushie posted...
008Zulu posted...
It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.

maybe this whole "real life Ken" thing was all a ploy..


real life ken has no dick to fellate. smooth down there.
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OwlRammer
01/23/18 10:23:12 PM
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008Zulu posted...
It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.

...how much for the surgery
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thronedfire2
01/23/18 10:23:18 PM
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DoctorPiranha3
01/23/18 10:25:05 PM
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Is this what the Universe intended when the Big Bang occurred?
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Anisoptera
01/23/18 10:26:40 PM
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Read "Ribs Woman" by Junji Ito
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obeseexplosive
01/23/18 10:27:11 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Is this what the Universe intended when the Big Bang occurred?

We evolved and gave up our tail for this.

Damn
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008Zulu
01/24/18 7:19:15 AM
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OwlRammer posted...
008Zulu posted...
It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.

...how much for the surgery

Well... the real question should be "Would it be worth it?"
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pegusus123456
01/24/18 7:21:19 AM
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I mean, he still doesn't look like Ken, he just looks weird.
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NeonOctopus
01/24/18 7:21:46 AM
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008Zulu posted...
It is my understanding, that if males had two fewer ribs, we could felate ourselves.

What a paradox. He can finally felate himself, but since he is a ken doll, he has nothing to felate : (
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au_gold
01/24/18 7:29:05 AM
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He looks like Javier Bardem in Skyfall.
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