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hortanz
01/23/18 8:27:06 PM
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Women are irreplaceable. Its a simple fact, not an opinion. Without women, there would be no more civilization. That is just a basic argument that is easily defended, but the fact is, women add so much to society that its almost impossible to enumerate it all.

Aesthetically, we are what cishet men want in all our many shapes, sizes and forms. This is also a fact. There is nothing like the soft touch of a woman, the way a womans curves feel, the wetness inside her or the sound of her moans if you are stroking it right.

So pardon me if I was initially confused, but there was a three-day discussion about sex dolls on Twitter last week. Comedian Ryan Davis made a video in which he discussed them, claiming, Women are in trouble in 2018and the men on Twitter went crazy from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLEkEFaZd0c


Apparently, there are men on the timeline who truly believe that they can fully replace women with these new dolls that look like Instagram models. They had real arguments for why the dolls would be a better alternative to real women, and it got me thinking: What kind of man would prefer sex with a doll over sex with a real, live woman?

I thought about it, and then it hit me: The kind of man who would prefer sex with a doll over a real woman is the kind of man who wants sex without the emotional labor that goes along with it. The kind of man who is neither skilled at giving, nor inclined to give, a woman orgasms during sex. The emotionally lazy, emotionally immature, emotionally unintelligent, sexually lazy man who already has a hard time dealing with women over any long period of time in the first place.

That is who wants a sex doll over a real woman.

Now, before the ashen, stay-at-home sons rise from their pallets and come after me like White Walkers, let me make a few points.

One of these scaly bastards made the argument that a man using a sex doll is the same as a woman using a vibrator. That is the biggest false equivalence ever. A woman using a vibrator is the same as a man using a Fleshlight. Its just a means to an orgasm. We arent looking for the vibrator to serve any function other than satisfying our need to get off. A need that a lot of yall leave us with after sex, if we are being completely honest.

Which brings me to the first point: Show me a man who would prefer sex with a doll over sex with a real woman, and I will show you a man who is ill-equipped when it comes to getting a real woman off.

A doll is not going to tell him that his stroke game is wack. A doll is not going tell him that she hasnt had an orgasm during any of their sexual encounters. A doll is not going to tell him that he couldnt find the clit if she Vajazzled it with LED lights.

And ladies, we dont have to be sad about losing a man like that to a sex doll. He only deserves a sex doll. He doesnt deserve a real woman because he doesnt know how to please a real woman, and deep down, he knows it. Let him live that shame with his plastic girlfriend.

The other side of the game is that in addition to being unable to satisfy women sexually, a lot of these men are also unable to satisfy or care for a woman emotionally.

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hortanz
01/23/18 8:27:30 PM
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I spoke about emotional intelligence and emotional maturity in a different column, but the gist of it is that a lot of men lack the capacity for an emotionally healthy relationship with a woman.

These are the men we saw speaking out on the timeline claiming that the dolls would be better than a real woman. They feel confident in speaking that loudly and wrongly because they dont have the range, quite frankly.

These are the same types of men who call it babysitting when they are watching their own children, feel that $200 a month in child support is entirely too much money and blame everyone else for their failures in life.
The best part of it all is that they are going to fail their little plastic/silicone girlfriends, too. I mean, think about it: These are the same dudes who cannot be trusted to wipe their asses thoroughly. We are supposed to believe that they are going to clean their splooge out of a doll regularly?

LMAO. Crunchy-sock Twitter doesnt even sleep on top of sheets, that is why they want these dolls. Life needs to be as low maintenance for them as possible. We should applaud them for showing us their shortcomings so honestly.

They wanted to say that women on the timeline were bitter and upset over the dolls, but no, baby, we are not. Instead, we are wondering how you are going to get the doll to stroke your ever-so-fragile egos.

Good luck, fellas.

We will be discussing sex dolls on our next The Root After Dark Twitter chat, Tuesday at 11 p.m. ET/8 p.m. PT. I will take over The Roots official Twitter account as always, and we will chop it up. Be sure to follow The Root on Twitter and be a part of the discussion using the hashtag #TheRootAfterDark.


https://www.theroot.com/sex-dolls-for-the-emotionally-and-sexually-lazy-man-wh-1822315097

tl;dr: 3dpd are scared and upset
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BignutzisBack
01/23/18 8:28:12 PM
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JustMonika
01/23/18 8:28:33 PM
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They're not wrong.
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Kanaya413
01/23/18 8:29:01 PM
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thronedfire2
01/23/18 8:29:48 PM
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uh, did it never cross her mind that the people buying the dolls might not be getting any sex at all? why is she just assuming they're having sex but bad at it
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Fishy
01/23/18 8:29:51 PM
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hortanz posted...
Women are irreplaceable. Its a simple fact, not an opinion. Without women, there would be no more civilization. That is just a basic argument that is easily defended, but the fact is, women add so much to society that its almost impossible to enumerate it all.

Assuming egg farms and sexbots, how true is this really?

The same can be said about men of course.
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UrCa1988
01/23/18 8:29:51 PM
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Coincidentally, the author of the piece is female, so...

BignutzisBack posted...
mountains of salt

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armandro
01/23/18 8:29:53 PM
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Where's the GF for the mind

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thronedfire2
01/23/18 8:30:59 PM
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Fishy posted...
hortanz posted...
Women are irreplaceable. Its a simple fact, not an opinion. Without women, there would be no more civilization. That is just a basic argument that is easily defended, but the fact is, women add so much to society that its almost impossible to enumerate it all.

Assuming egg farms and sexbots, how true is this really?

The same can be said about men of course.


Yup, if the female population ever somehow got dangerously low the value from donating eggs would skyrocket and a ton of women would do it for the money
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__aCEr__
01/23/18 8:32:08 PM
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Another pro of sexbots: They aren't gonna write any long articles.
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Mal_Fet
01/23/18 8:32:36 PM
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hortanz posted...
They wanted to say that women on the timeline were bitter and upset over the dolls, but no, baby, we are not. Instead, we are wondering how you are going to get the doll to stroke your ever-so-fragile egos.

This lady wrote a dozen-paragraph column about sex-dolls because she doesn't think they're a big deal.

The only thing more pathetic than people who buy sex dolls are people who get insecure over sex dolls.
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Nostradumbass
01/23/18 8:32:40 PM
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Are women shook?
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Damn_Underscore
01/23/18 8:33:34 PM
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That author would be all for it if men could be fully replaced by sperm banks
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Axiom
01/23/18 8:34:27 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
uh, did it never cross her mind that the people buying the dolls might not be getting any sex at all? why is she just assuming they're having sex but bad at it

This reminds me of an episode of some shitty reality show on spike about a guy that investigates rental properties and evicts people if necessary. Apparently there had been reports of a couple having sex in public at the apartment building and he went to see what's up. He goes into the apartment and finds 3 sex dolls with one in a bathtub. Apparently the guy had been having sex with these sex dolls and people thought it was a real person

The kicker was he actually lived with his girlfriend who came home and was flabbergasted to find he was fucking dolls in her apartment. She had no idea. She kicked him out immediately and it ended with him walking down the street blurred face with only a towel

Point is some guys who are having sex still want to fuck dolls
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LordMarshal
01/23/18 8:34:44 PM
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Tldr: too busy bangin my sex doll.
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ThanksUglyGod
01/23/18 8:34:50 PM
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She's right, but I don't (really) get why that's a bad thing. Let them be lazy.

EDIT: On the other hand, if a guy is really that lazy, then he can buy a fleshlight or something instead of dropping some serious dough on something that's clearly supposed to replace a girlfriend.
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Looked gf
01/23/18 8:35:42 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Another pro of sexbots: They aren't gonna write any long articles.

got emmm
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Vaati_Reborn
01/23/18 8:37:06 PM
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3DPD are so tiring. you know why people want sex dolls? because of articles like this, like really imagine having to listen to this woman day in and out lol
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booboy
01/23/18 8:37:40 PM
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Another pro - I won't have another attempt on me at being babytrapped.
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Vyrulisse
01/23/18 8:39:01 PM
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thronedfire2
01/23/18 8:39:13 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
3DPD are so tiring. you know why people want sex dolls? because of articles like this, like really imagine having to listen to this woman day in and out lol


lmao
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chill02
01/23/18 8:39:29 PM
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JustMonika posted...
They're not wrong.

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mew4ever
01/23/18 8:42:54 PM
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I'm not lazy per se, I'm just awful with women. The ability of me to get off a woman is irrelevant because I am so rarely ever in that position.

And stroke my ego? All women ever do is destroy mine with constant rejection. Yeah part of that is on me but come on now.
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Lorenzo_2003
01/23/18 8:43:13 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Another pro of sexbots: They aren't gonna write any long articles.


Lol, ahhhh, damn. That is a good one. Id buy you a beer, if I knew you in person.
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Prost1278
01/23/18 8:47:16 PM
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Yo I'm weak

https://twitter.com/NCommentarys/status/955929032419405824
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Vyrulisse
01/23/18 8:49:56 PM
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thronedfire2
01/23/18 8:50:12 PM
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Prost1278 posted...
Yo I'm weak

https://twitter.com/NCommentarys/status/955929032419405824


holy shit lmao

is that real? she was really good at pretending to be a sex doll
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Spidey5
01/23/18 8:51:31 PM
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GiftedACIII
01/23/18 8:55:57 PM
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LMAO, two big posts of copy and paste essay for a 3DPD punchline. Made my day
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CanuckCowboy
01/23/18 8:58:43 PM
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Uhhhh what does this chick think tinder and bars are for?

I hate "emotional labour" but I don't want a sex doll that either
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ilovu
01/23/18 8:59:54 PM
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3d girls are fine. as long as they are still tee-
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Turbam
01/23/18 9:01:03 PM
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That doll has a fat butt.
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ilovu
01/23/18 9:02:10 PM
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Fundabz
01/23/18 9:07:56 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Another pro of sexbots: They aren't gonna write any long articles.

Right?
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hortanz
01/23/18 9:10:47 PM
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ilovu posted...
3d girls are fine. as long as they are still tee-


@Renault
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St0rmFury
01/23/18 9:33:55 PM
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booboy posted...
Another pro - I won't have another attempt on me at being babytrapped.

Or the girl feeling regret/changing her mind and attempting to pull an Ansari on you.

Anyway, the writer made some valid points in her article but she could've toned down a little on the bashing holy shit.
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