Current Events > Match.com is really milking that cute blonde girl.

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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:45:31 PM
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No girl that looks like that is about to be matching with an average dude.
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UncleBourbon33
01/23/18 7:46:22 PM
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I'd like to milk her too.
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DarthAragorn
01/23/18 7:46:51 PM
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Which one
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:47:04 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
I'd like to milk her too.


Wouldnt we all
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:47:26 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Which one


So if yur out there, come find meeeee!
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MabusIncarnate
01/23/18 7:48:07 PM
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Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!
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UnholyMudcrab
01/23/18 7:48:45 PM
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My guess is that she's not actually on the site, because she'd be getting swarmed by thirsty dudes otherwise. Especially with that "I like nice guys" line.
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 7:49:03 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
I'd like to milk her too.


Wouldnt we all

LOL. Pics?
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:49:10 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/23/18 7:49:32 PM
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Man II sure am enjoying the photographic proof of this blonde woman posted in this topic!!
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:50:29 PM
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https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 7:51:50 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:52:18 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.


Says the guy whos had a Gamefaqs account for 10 plus years.
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iClockwork
01/23/18 7:52:39 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

A flight attendant? Those girls get piped more than girls in any other profession.

Gl dude.
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MabusIncarnate
01/23/18 7:53:10 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.

LOL what is this, cable television we are talking about? Let me go tune in the rabbit ears on the ol' tube and try to see what commercial this is you are referring to.
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:53:25 PM
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iClockwork posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

A flight attendant? Those girls get piped more than girls in any other profession.

Gl dude.


I said they were milking her, not that I was trying to match with her, lol. Im taken.
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:53:38 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
MrBobGray posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.

LOL what is this, cable television we are talking about? Let me go tune in the rabbit ears on the ol' tube and try to see what commercial this is you are referring to.


Oh Im sorry. I didnt realize you strictly watch Netflix and Hulu, you shut in.
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UnholyMudcrab
01/23/18 7:54:06 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
MrBobGray posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.

LOL what is this, cable television we are talking about? Let me go tune in the rabbit ears on the ol' tube and try to see what commercial this is you are referring to.

Some people just can't do sarcasm well. I think you should probably stop now.
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 7:55:04 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.


Says the guy whos had a Gamefaqs account for 10 plus years.

It's true, though.
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 7:56:25 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.


Says the guy whos had a Gamefaqs account for 10 plus years.

It's true, though.


No. Its not. What city do you live in where that girl is the happy median?
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CharlesBronson
01/23/18 7:58:43 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
MrBobGray posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.

LOL what is this, cable television we are talking about? Let me go tune in the rabbit ears on the ol' tube and try to see what commercial this is you are referring to.

go sit on your bidet and eat your poutine, liberal
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stoltenberg11
01/23/18 8:00:58 PM
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that chick is bangin hot i need to get on her plane
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MabusIncarnate
01/23/18 8:02:23 PM
#23:


CharlesBronson posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
MrBobGray posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh according to the fucking pics you provided, she sure is cute!


Shes in every goddamn commercial break. Cry a little harder, babe.

LOL what is this, cable television we are talking about? Let me go tune in the rabbit ears on the ol' tube and try to see what commercial this is you are referring to.

go sit on your bidet and eat your poutine, liberal

I think i'm gonna, while I root for my Patriots
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 8:09:22 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.


Says the guy whos had a Gamefaqs account for 10 plus years.

It's true, though.


No. Its not. What city do you live in where that girl is the happy median?

I live in the bay area. Where do you live, Oklahoma?
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Turbam
01/23/18 8:15:36 PM
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She looks like a hoe
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 8:18:45 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
MrBobGray posted...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsO2/match-com-match-stories-courtney

There. Quit bitching.

She's average.


Says the guy whos had a Gamefaqs account for 10 plus years.

It's true, though.


No. Its not. What city do you live in where that girl is the happy median?

I live in the bay area. Where do you live, Oklahoma?


The bay area. Of whichever state that may be, considering there are tons of bays. And no. I live in Colorado, where the girls are fit and fine as fuck to boot. Lets not pretend youre taking home any of the girls in the Bay Area.
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