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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 4:45:37 PM
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nt
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Monkhood
01/22/18 4:46:02 PM
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Because I'm a failure.
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AlephZero
01/22/18 4:46:03 PM
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitIess chad dick
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_Goggalor_
01/22/18 4:46:22 PM
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I'm not fit for dating.
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eston
01/22/18 4:46:31 PM
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I usually do but it's gonna be a dry season for a bit after my wife gets her hysterectomy this week
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AlCalavicci
01/22/18 4:46:36 PM
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Girlfriend and I are on very different sleep schedules and I don't really pursue it that often
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krazychao5
01/22/18 4:46:44 PM
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 4:48:36 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
because my wife


Well?
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FreshOverlord
01/22/18 4:49:14 PM
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no gf
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KogaSteelfang
01/22/18 4:49:32 PM
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I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years...

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Pepys Monster
01/22/18 4:50:15 PM
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Because I'm not Chad. Having sex that often is completely unrealistic.
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TheGrindery
01/22/18 4:52:13 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Girlfriend and I are on very different sleep schedules and I don't really pursue it that often

Yeah sex is kinda like air, it's only important when you aren't getting any.
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joestarrr
01/22/18 4:52:34 PM
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no bf
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LethalAffinity
01/22/18 4:54:00 PM
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mattnd2007
01/22/18 4:54:25 PM
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No effort on my part. I could probably get some if I really wanted to. I'm not a virgin. But I might as well be. Getting close to 3 years since I've had sex
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TheGrindery
01/22/18 4:54:55 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years...

If you're 34, a virgin, and still living at home, how can you expect your mom NOT to laugh?
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Turbam
01/22/18 4:54:56 PM
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Because I haven't been trying to
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weapon_d00d816
01/22/18 4:55:35 PM
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Too much effort for it to be worth it. Better to devote that effort to other things.
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 4:56:38 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years...


Do you live with your parents?
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EndOfDiscOne
01/22/18 4:59:25 PM
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Because I'm married
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gguirao
01/22/18 5:00:11 PM
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Because I want to be in a relationship first.
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WSM Piru
01/22/18 5:00:31 PM
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Because my sex bot hasn't arrived yet :V
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FF_Redux
01/22/18 5:04:26 PM
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I don't meet him every week. But we did have sex 7 times during the weekend now
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MrPeppers
01/22/18 5:08:13 PM
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The g/f lives 11 hrs away and we both work 90+ hr weeks because of medical training. :(
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theAteam
01/22/18 5:10:04 PM
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Not putting effort in

Also just not an attractive person
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thanosibe
01/22/18 5:12:49 PM
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My wife's bi-polar is killing her sex drive.
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mew4ever
01/22/18 5:17:06 PM
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don't look that great so I get rejected a lot. Those rejections are demoralizing so I don't go out and try as much as I should.
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 5:18:29 PM
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mew4ever posted...
don't look that great so I get rejected a lot. Those rejections are demoralizing so I don't go out and try as much as I should.


Try ugly women.
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FL81
01/22/18 5:20:24 PM
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PMarth2002
01/22/18 5:30:35 PM
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Turbam posted...
Because I haven't been trying to

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electricbugs2
01/22/18 5:33:12 PM
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I'm to the point where only crazy white trash girls who party non stop get me intrigued.

Problem is they also have to be hot and that's very hit or miss with that kind of girl.
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 5:34:51 PM
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Turbam posted...
Because I haven't been trying to


Dont you have a waifu?
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Nostalgic
01/22/18 5:35:29 PM
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I do with my fleshlight.
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Romulox28
01/22/18 5:36:30 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Because I'm married

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KogaSteelfang
01/22/18 5:43:43 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years...


Do you live with your parents?

Currently, yes, with my mom through Springtime. We both moved into this house in November. Until then I had my own place, but it was on the same property as my parent's place.
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 5:55:43 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years...


Do you live with your parents?

Currently, yes, with my mom through Springtime. We both moved into this house in November. Until then I had my own place, but it was on the same property as my parent's place.


I pity you.
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KogaSteelfang
01/22/18 5:58:47 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
I pity you.

Oh... Ok.
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ssj3vegeta2
01/22/18 5:59:26 PM
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Choco
01/22/18 6:00:34 PM
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because i don't approach people

i was approached once but that whole thing kinda fell apart
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 6:01:04 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Because i don't have a white gf yet


I doubt you ever will tbh.
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Jetblackmoon
01/22/18 6:01:47 PM
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I am, though.
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ssj3vegeta2
01/22/18 6:02:11 PM
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DeanAuryn
01/22/18 6:03:22 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Wtf why you being hella mean doe


Just telling it like it is.
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Sami1000
01/22/18 6:05:07 PM
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I will when i buy myself realistic sex doll, lol
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