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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 4:45:37 PM #1: |
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Monkhood 01/22/18 4:46:02 PM #2: |
Because I'm a failure.
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AlephZero 01/22/18 4:46:03 PM #3: |
the average man is unfuckable
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_Goggalor_ 01/22/18 4:46:22 PM #4: |
I'm not fit for dating.
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eston 01/22/18 4:46:31 PM #6: |
I usually do but it's gonna be a dry season for a bit after my wife gets her hysterectomy this week
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AlCalavicci 01/22/18 4:46:36 PM #7: |
Girlfriend and I are on very different sleep schedules and I don't really pursue it that often
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krazychao5 01/22/18 4:46:44 PM #8: |
i do on average lay down twice a week.
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 4:48:36 PM #9: |
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
because my wife Well? --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FreshOverlord 01/22/18 4:49:14 PM #10: |
no gf
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KogaSteelfang 01/22/18 4:49:32 PM #11: |
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly.
So far I'm 0/34 years... --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 01/22/18 4:50:15 PM #12: |
Because I'm not Chad. Having sex that often is completely unrealistic.
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TheGrindery 01/22/18 4:52:13 PM #13: |
AlCalavicci posted...
Girlfriend and I are on very different sleep schedules and I don't really pursue it that often Yeah sex is kinda like air, it's only important when you aren't getting any. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 01/22/18 4:52:34 PM #14: |
no bf
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LethalAffinity 01/22/18 4:54:00 PM #15: |
I'm a gross failure peasant
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mattnd2007 01/22/18 4:54:25 PM #16: |
No effort on my part. I could probably get some if I really wanted to. I'm not a virgin. But I might as well be. Getting close to 3 years since I've had sex
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TheGrindery 01/22/18 4:54:55 PM #17: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly. If you're 34, a virgin, and still living at home, how can you expect your mom NOT to laugh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 01/22/18 4:54:56 PM #18: |
Because I haven't been trying to
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weapon_d00d816 01/22/18 4:55:35 PM #19: |
Too much effort for it to be worth it. Better to devote that effort to other things.
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 4:56:38 PM #20: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly. Do you live with your parents? --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EndOfDiscOne 01/22/18 4:59:25 PM #21: |
Because I'm married
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gguirao 01/22/18 5:00:11 PM #22: |
Because I want to be in a relationship first.
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WSM Piru 01/22/18 5:00:31 PM #23: |
Because my sex bot hasn't arrived yet :V
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FF_Redux 01/22/18 5:04:26 PM #24: |
I don't meet him every week. But we did have sex 7 times during the weekend now
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MrPeppers 01/22/18 5:08:13 PM #25: |
The g/f lives 11 hrs away and we both work 90+ hr weeks because of medical training. :(
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theAteam 01/22/18 5:10:04 PM #26: |
Not putting effort in
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thanosibe 01/22/18 5:12:49 PM #27: |
My wife's bi-polar is killing her sex drive.
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mew4ever 01/22/18 5:17:06 PM #28: |
don't look that great so I get rejected a lot. Those rejections are demoralizing so I don't go out and try as much as I should.
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 5:18:29 PM #29: |
mew4ever posted...
don't look that great so I get rejected a lot. Those rejections are demoralizing so I don't go out and try as much as I should. Try ugly women. --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 01/22/18 5:20:24 PM #30: |
because I'd rather shitpost on CE
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PMarth2002 01/22/18 5:30:35 PM #32: |
Turbam posted...
Because I haven't been trying to --- And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 01/22/18 5:33:12 PM #33: |
I'm to the point where only crazy white trash girls who party non stop get me intrigued.
Problem is they also have to be hot and that's very hit or miss with that kind of girl. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 5:34:51 PM #34: |
Turbam posted...
Because I haven't been trying to Dont you have a waifu? --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nostalgic 01/22/18 5:35:29 PM #35: |
I do with my fleshlight.
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Romulox28 01/22/18 5:36:30 PM #36: |
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KogaSteelfang 01/22/18 5:43:43 PM #37: |
DeanAuryn posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly. Currently, yes, with my mom through Springtime. We both moved into this house in November. Until then I had my own place, but it was on the same property as my parent's place. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 5:55:43 PM #38: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
DeanAuryn posted...KogaSteelfang posted...I need to successfully have it all before working up to weekly. I pity you. --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 01/22/18 5:58:47 PM #39: |
DeanAuryn posted...
I pity you. Oh... Ok. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta2 01/22/18 5:59:26 PM #40: |
Because i don't have a white gf yet
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Choco 01/22/18 6:00:34 PM #41: |
because i don't approach people
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 6:01:04 PM #42: |
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Because i don't have a white gf yet I doubt you ever will tbh. --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jetblackmoon 01/22/18 6:01:47 PM #43: |
I am, though.
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ssj3vegeta2 01/22/18 6:02:11 PM #44: |
Wtf why you being hella mean doe
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DeanAuryn 01/22/18 6:03:22 PM #45: |
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Wtf why you being hella mean doe Just telling it like it is. --- I love beautiful women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sami1000 01/22/18 6:05:07 PM #46: |
I will when i buy myself realistic sex doll, lol
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