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NOM 01/20/18 12:48:49 AM #1:	yet this burger flipping job REQUIRING one, means you just lie through your teeth right? --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:894410384] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>yet this burger flipping job REQUIRING one, means you just lie through your teeth right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaffIeElite 01/20/18 12:50:25 AM #2:	Yeah just lie. The worst thing that can happen is you get called out for lying and don't get the job, which is the same as not getting the job for not having whatever unnecessary requirements they ask for. --- I have a signature. Apparently this is important, but I still don't have my secret cool kid decoder ring yet. <cite>WaffIeElite posted [p:894410448] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Yeah just lie. The worst thing that can happen is you get called out for lying and don't get the job, which is the same as not getting the job for not having whatever unnecessary requirements they ask for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 01/20/18 12:50:42 AM #3:	Tell them you graduated from Harvard and things haven't been going all that great without flipping burgers. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:894410462] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you graduated from Harvard and things haven't been going all that great without flipping burgers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MonsterZed 01/20/18 12:51:45 AM #4:	Tell them youre President Donald Trump and you want an escape from the harsh pressures of political life. <cite>MonsterZed posted [p:894410508] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Tell them youre President Donald Trump and you want an escape from the harsh pressures of political life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe_stalin518 01/20/18 1:13:10 AM #5:	Just put down you have experience in being arrested for possession, it's what their looking for. --- how does super mario world work without updates? Relax I know what I'm doing,I been killing topics since 1987 <cite>joe_stalin518 posted [p:894411484] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Just put down you have experience in being arrested for possession, it's what their looking for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 01/20/18 1:14:37 AM #6:	Tell them you've been a GameFAQs user since 2002 --- https://i.imgtc.com/C6jP02v.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/UAGNJFv.gif https://i.imgtc.com/cBTnWgf.png https://i.imgtc.com/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:894411541] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you've been a GameFAQs user since 2002</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 01/20/18 1:26:38 AM #7:	Find a place that closed down, and someone willing to pretend to be your former supervisor from that place on the phone --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:894412026] in So basical... [t:76221767]...</cite> <quote>Find a place that closed down, and someone willing to pretend to be your former supervisor from that place on the phone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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