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Vol2tex
01/18/18 6:53:28 PM
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Owner wanted Verizon Fios at his apartment, I remember me and like 3 technicians (the installation wasn't so smooth) went to the media room at his place and it was just his 12 year old stepdaughter alone with a friend. She left the room and went to her bedroom, all the technicians followed her to her bedroom too.
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sauceje
01/18/18 6:55:55 PM
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This wouldn't happen in the horsing business
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thronedfire2
01/18/18 6:56:56 PM
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sauceje posted...
This wouldn't happen in the horsing business


Unless fenderbender was involved
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Vicious_Dios
01/18/18 6:58:49 PM
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In my service call days, where do I begin?
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Behaviorism
01/18/18 7:05:30 PM
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I could write a book on weird things. Just last night a woman walked up, busted the window open, then came running up to use while swinging a bat saying she's on fire. She was a nutjob

We had a carbon monoxide call at a sorority house. We get there and there are about 10 girls in t shirts and underwear running around and wanting to talk to us. A beautiful call that was.

We had a lift assist call where this 700 pound man was in the attic completely covered in bblood, piss and feces and we had to get him from the back of the attic out to the stretcher outside. Took about an hour. A bad call that was.
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R0ttedHorror
01/18/18 7:07:05 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
I could write a book on weird things. Just last night a woman walked up, busted the window open, then came running up to use while swinging a bat saying she's on fire. She was a nutjob

We had a carbon monoxide call at a sorority house. We get there and there are about 10 girls in t shirts and underwear running around and wanting to talk to us. A beautiful call that was.

We had a lift assist call where this 700 pound man was in the attic completely covered in bblood, piss and feces and we had to get him from the back of the attic out to the stretcher outside. Took about an hour. A bad call that was.


What do you do?
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gnome from nome
01/18/18 7:10:50 PM
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Somehow, a new employee got her fingers stuck in the shredder. As in stuck and couldnt remove herself. The weird part was it didnt shred her fingers, but did require a fireman to remove her fingers from the shredder.
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Behaviorism
01/18/18 7:14:29 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
Behaviorism posted...
I could write a book on weird things. Just last night a woman walked up, busted the window open, then came running up to use while swinging a bat saying she's on fire. She was a nutjob

We had a carbon monoxide call at a sorority house. We get there and there are about 10 girls in t shirts and underwear running around and wanting to talk to us. A beautiful call that was.

We had a lift assist call where this 700 pound man was in the attic completely covered in bblood, piss and feces and we had to get him from the back of the attic out to the stretcher outside. Took about an hour. A bad call that was.


What do you do?

Firefighter

We get awesome days were we see naked girls flirting with us and making out with each other(I remember a call where two beautiful college girls on the bed with one performing oral sex on the other because they thought firefighters were hot and wanted to "give us a show"), and we have horrible days where a little 7 year old kid is hanging by the neck from the ceiling due to suicide.
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
01/18/18 7:18:32 PM
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gnome from nome posted...
Somehow, a new employee got her fingers stuck in the shredder. As in stuck and couldnt remove herself. The weird part was it didnt shred her fingers, but did require a fireman to remove her fingers from the shredder.

I got fired from the deli for putting my fingers in the pickle slicer. She got fired too.

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Stallion_Prime
01/18/18 7:19:41 PM
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gnome from nome posted...
Somehow, a new employee got her fingers stuck in the shredder. As in stuck and couldnt remove herself. The weird part was it didnt shred her fingers, but did require a fireman to remove her fingers from the shredder.

Watch out for shredder!
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obeseexplosive
01/18/18 7:25:54 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
7 year old kid is hanging by the neck from the ceiling due to suicide.

Damn
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R0ttedHorror
01/18/18 8:22:06 PM
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Damn 7 years old what the fuck
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