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xAzNPimP4LiFex
01/18/18 3:31:17 AM
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we offer flexible hours, free food, fun working environment, minimum wage, etc

beats lame ass jobs like driving Uber or working at an office for $10-12/hr
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Irony
01/18/18 3:32:49 AM
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It's pretty much guaranteed that Subway will go under in the next few years
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DrizztLink
01/18/18 3:34:53 AM
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TheJBD
01/18/18 3:36:54 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Q-lvc72ts

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xAzNPimP4LiFex
01/18/18 3:37:00 AM
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Irony posted...
It's pretty much guaranteed that Subway will go under in the next few years


why? we makin good money

our owner is a millionaire
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Chicken
01/18/18 3:44:01 AM
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xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
minimum wage


I need maximum wage.
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AmonAmarth
01/18/18 3:47:09 AM
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lol subway is collapsing,
and some of the meat is fake.
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xAzNPimP4LiFex
01/18/18 11:45:23 AM
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AmonAmarth posted...
lol subway is collapsing,
and some of the meat is fake.


WTF?

I oversee the meat deliveries and I can tell you for sure its not fake
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/18/18 11:46:32 AM
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I don't want to be known as a pedophile.
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BuckVanHammer
01/18/18 11:47:28 AM
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CableZL
01/18/18 11:48:08 AM
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JlM
01/18/18 11:48:25 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
It smells.


Literally the only good thing about Subway.
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boxington
01/18/18 11:51:02 AM
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I haven't gone in a long time, but I like their sandwiches

the white chocolate chip raspberry cookies are really good, too
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Chicken
01/19/18 2:52:04 AM
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xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
AmonAmarth posted...
lol subway is collapsing,
and some of the meat is fake.


WTF?

I oversee the meat deliveries and I can tell you for sure its not fake

Do you oversee the slaughtering of the animals and their meat processing? No. You oversee boxes of what could be anything.
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masterbarf
01/19/18 2:53:22 AM
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xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
free food

From where? The offerings at Subway certainly don't qualify.
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Medussa
01/19/18 2:58:48 AM
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TheJBD posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Q-lvc72ts


um, that might be an overreaction, but the customer is absolutely right. the clerk says it's $5 plus tax, and then says it's $5.50 plus tax.
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xAzNPimP4LiFex
01/19/18 12:45:10 PM
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masterbarf posted...
xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
free food

From where? The offerings at Subway certainly don't qualify.


we get free food all the time as employees
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TheJBD
01/19/18 1:02:21 PM
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Medussa posted...
TheJBD posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Q-lvc72ts


um, that might be an overreaction, but the customer is absolutely right. the clerk says it's $5 plus tax, and then says it's $5.50 plus tax.


You're not wrong.
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Turbam
01/19/18 1:04:02 PM
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I've been wanting to get a second job, but no one will even give me a chance ;-;
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J E S U S
01/19/18 1:05:00 PM
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I stopped going when they got rid of the $5 footlong
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Volkswagen_Bros
01/19/18 1:05:28 PM
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If there's one thing I can't stand, it's customers staring as I make their beverage/food.
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stahlbaum
01/19/18 1:07:35 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's customers staring as I make their beverage/food.


Have to make sure you are sanitary.
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AlephZero
01/19/18 1:08:53 PM
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i didn't graduate with a degree in sandwich artistry so i don't think im qualified
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CapnMuffin
01/19/18 1:10:36 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sao4GwfbU

Someone soup nazi that lady already jc
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SuperExcitebike
01/19/18 1:11:29 PM
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DevsBro
01/19/18 1:40:08 PM
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I don't think I'm qualified. I don't have the magical ability to make a sandwich with no tomatoes on it taste like tomatoes anyway.
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GiftedACIII
01/19/18 1:40:53 PM
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They're not 12 inches
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Volkswagen_Bros
01/19/18 3:02:27 PM
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stahlbaum posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's customers staring as I make their beverage/food.


Have to make sure you are sanitary.

I wonder if they ask their servers "Excuse me. Did the cook use gloves when handling my food?"
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
01/19/18 3:32:18 PM
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xAzNPimP4LiFex posted...
we offer flexible hours, free food, fun working environment, minimum wage, etc

beats lame ass jobs like driving Uber or working at an office for $10-12/hr


Because I'll take an extra 10 bucks an hour and buy a sub and still have a lot of extra money.
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DevsBro
01/19/18 3:50:02 PM
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I stopped going when they got rid of the $5 footlong

It was a scam to begin with. I stopped going when the advertised on TV "ANY ANY ANY" only to go to the store and order a 12 inch sub and be charged more than $5 for it.

Apparently "footlong" is not the same thing as "12 inch," which is frankly deceptive advertising. If the law won't out them out if business like it should, the least I can do is not support their garbage marketing.
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ShinigamiSoul
01/19/18 3:52:18 PM
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@Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's customers staring as I make their beverage/food.

Where you work at so I can come stare at you while you make me a sammich
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