Poll of the Day > Have you ever had sex? I have. It felt great.

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Tropic_Sunset
01/13/18 7:38:25 PM
#52:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Lokarin posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Lokarin posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Lmao this topic is all over the place


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76197973


That's nice, dear.


Don't call me dear, sweetie

Don't call me sweetie, hun

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ThePWBPoster
01/13/18 8:40:18 PM
#53:


The topic makes me miss The Lonely Island. :(
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Jen0125
01/13/18 8:47:09 PM
#54:


ThePWBPoster posted...
The topic makes me miss The Lonely Island. :(


I know. They were so great.
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DeathMagnetic80
01/13/18 8:52:03 PM
#55:


This took an immediate turn and never recovered for a thread initially about a Lonely Island song.
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Mead
01/13/18 8:54:13 PM
#56:


Are they not a thing anymore? I mean they just released a movie last year didnt they?
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helIy
01/13/18 8:54:50 PM
#57:


Melon_Master posted...
Lokarin posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Once you have it, it's impossible to totally go back. Doing it yourself feels like putting a bandaid on a bullet wound afterwards. Sure, it's better than nothing, but it's not going to solve the problem much.


Well, unless, maybe, IDK, you only had sex once and it was bad sex.... maybe

Even bad sex, beats masturbation lol.

i can think of a few instances where that is decidedly not true
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EvilMegas
01/13/18 9:08:10 PM
#58:


PaddysPub posted...
anyone who describes genitals as bits or lady bits is 100 fucking percent a virgin

I got two kids tho
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jramirez23
01/13/18 9:20:17 PM
#59:


He and Glory fuck without the slightest hesitation, without any doubts, without any troublesome thinking whatsoever. Their bodies have spontaneously merged, like a pair of drops running together on a windowpane. If he is thinking anything at all, it is that his entire life has culminated in this moment.

Neal Stephenson
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rexcrk
01/13/18 10:05:23 PM
#60:


But she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
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Lokarin
01/13/18 10:07:48 PM
#61:


I paid a hooker and then I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

Cuz I'm an adult
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keyblader1985
01/13/18 10:16:24 PM
#62:


I get the reference.. but I feel like I'm not qualified to post ITT.
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OmegaTomHank
01/13/18 11:02:16 PM
#63:


Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.


Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can
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CacciatoPart2
01/13/18 11:05:49 PM
#64:


Lmao. Here we go
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Sonicplys
01/13/18 11:09:56 PM
#65:


Sex Sucks
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wwinterj25
01/13/18 11:15:29 PM
#66:


OmegaTomHank posted...
Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can


A lot of folk say this I find(both man and woman). Mind you it's not surprising that folk who have had sex have different experiences so their opinion on this would be subjective. I obviously wouldn't know what I'd prefer but I do find it interesting.
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LeetCheet
01/13/18 11:58:37 PM
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Melon_Master
01/14/18 12:06:00 AM
#68:


OmegaTomHank posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.


Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can


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Terumin
01/14/18 12:08:45 AM
#69:


If it was that good, Im glad for you, dude.

As for me... Never had, never will. Really, not interested at all. Many say Im sick, but I dont care.
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Zareth
01/14/18 12:10:34 AM
#70:


Nah. 6 Months til I become a wizard.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/14/18 12:10:54 AM
#71:


Terumin posted...
If it was that good, Im glad for you, dude.

As for me... Never had, never will. Really, not interested at all. Many say Im sick, but I dont care.

Why do many people say you're sick?
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CacciatoPart2
01/14/18 12:34:02 AM
#72:


@Melon_Master posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.


Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can


Its even funnier if you see what the guy looks like
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SusanGreenEyes
01/14/18 12:49:04 AM
#73:


CacciatoPart2 posted...
@Melon_Master posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.


Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can


Its even funnier if you see what the guy looks like

How do you know what he looks like?
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GameReviews
01/14/18 1:22:37 AM
#74:


CacciatoPart2 posted...
Melon_Master posted...
Lokarin posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Once you have it, it's impossible to totally go back. Doing it yourself feels like putting a bandaid on a bullet wound afterwards. Sure, it's better than nothing, but it's not going to solve the problem much.


Well, unless, maybe, IDK, you only had sex once and it was bad sex.... maybe

Even bad sex, beats masturbation lol.

Good god this.

Honestly, I disagree. You must have never had really bad sex, or your standards are just incredibly low. I agree that even decent sex is better than masturbation, but bad sex isn't. That being said, great sex is infinitely better than either.
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CacciatoPart2
01/14/18 1:34:50 AM
#75:


The reason bad sex is better is because with masturbation Im the only one that might end up crying but with bad sex theres a chance its the other person instead.
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AllstarSniper32
01/14/18 2:02:05 AM
#76:


I have. It was good.

Do I wish it was with someone else? A little bit.
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Nightengale
01/14/18 2:06:02 AM
#77:


i can take it or leave it, tbh
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gravy
01/14/18 2:30:29 AM
#78:


yeah, it feels like bags of sand.

OmegaTomHank posted...

Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can

you're doing it wrong if you only care about your pleasure..
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Metal_Mario99
01/14/18 4:09:08 AM
#79:


OmegaTomHank posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.


Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can

100% not joking. Maybe it's a problem with my brain chemistry, or maybe it's because the real thing could never measure up to the fantasy I'd built in my head. Or maybe I'm just bad at it. I don't know the exact reason, but I don't even like real sex.
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OmegaTomHank
01/14/18 9:53:03 AM
#80:


gravy posted...
yeah, it feels like bags of sand.

OmegaTomHank posted...

Not sure if this is a joke but I actually seriously agree with this. I can pleasure myself better than a woman can

you're doing it wrong if you only care about your pleasure..


Thats the point. More work, less reward.
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CacciatoPart2
01/14/18 10:01:51 AM
#81:


Has anybody here paid several thousand dollars to have their scalp pulled down because they thought their forehead was too big?
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Jen0125
01/14/18 10:18:06 AM
#82:


AllstarSniper32 posted...
I have. It was good.

Do I wish it was with someone else? A little bit.


Lmao

CacciatoPart2 posted...
Has anybody here paid several thousand dollars to have their scalp pulled down because they thought their forehead was too big?


What's the story here
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TES_Nut
01/14/18 10:19:33 AM
#83:


KogaSteelfang posted...
No... 34 year old virgin here.


Koga bro. You need to see a professional. It's not weird. They get guys like you all the time.

Also, we know. Why you torture yourself bringing it up all the time.
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Jen0125
01/14/18 10:23:46 AM
#84:


TES_Nut posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No... 34 year old virgin here.


Koga bro. You need to see a professional. It's not weird. They get guys like you all the time.

Also, we know. Why you torture yourself bringing it up all the time.


I don't think he realized the post was just about a Lonely Island song. Lots of people came in here and said they're still adult male virgins. Why are you singling out Koga here?
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OmegaM
01/14/18 10:31:31 AM
#85:


Jen0125 posted...
OmegaM posted...
I've hypnoxed and had oral sex, but I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once. I bet it would feel amazing if it was with someone I really cared about. But I don't want to have kids, so ...

Do you just mean unprotected with no condom? Get a long term girlfriend who is on birth control herself that you can trust.

I don't know; I've heard rumors that birth control medication makes some women feel worse psychologically---and I haven't heard this just from conservative Christians. Maybe you're not one of those women ...
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Jen0125
01/14/18 10:33:52 AM
#86:


OmegaM posted...
Jen0125 posted...
OmegaM posted...
I've hypnoxed and had oral sex, but I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once. I bet it would feel amazing if it was with someone I really cared about. But I don't want to have kids, so ...

Do you just mean unprotected with no condom? Get a long term girlfriend who is on birth control herself that you can trust.

I don't know; I've heard rumors that birth control medication makes some women feel worse psychologically---and I haven't heard this just from conservative Christians. Maybe you're not one of those women ...


There's literally dozens of different types of birth control for women. And you're not taking it so why don't you let the woman figure out how she wants to treat her own body.
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TES_Nut
01/14/18 10:35:49 AM
#87:


Jen0125 posted...
TES_Nut posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No... 34 year old virgin here.


Koga bro. You need to see a professional. It's not weird. They get guys like you all the time.

Also, we know. Why you torture yourself bringing it up all the time.


I don't think he realized the post was just about a Lonely Island song. Lots of people came in here and said they're still adult male virgins. Why are you singling out Koga here?


Because it's a frequent topic. Idk I want him to be better. Ive had the same sort of depression is and it feels bad to see him let head stuff fuck up his life.
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OmegaTomHank
01/14/18 10:42:35 AM
#88:


I would probably feel differently if I had a steady girlfriend right now
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CacciatoPart2
01/14/18 10:50:48 AM
#89:


Jen0125 posted...
AllstarSniper32 posted...
I have. It was good.

Do I wish it was with someone else? A little bit.


Lmao

CacciatoPart2 posted...
Has anybody here paid several thousand dollars to have their scalp pulled down because they thought their forehead was too big?


What's the story here

Just you wait, Jen my dear. Im sure other users will want to comment
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Jen0125
01/14/18 10:58:57 AM
#90:


Oh gosh
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ReturnOfFa
01/14/18 1:23:44 PM
#91:


Metal_Mario99 posted...
Vastly overrated. Masturbating to a hot porno is better.

Have you ever masturbated to a hot porno while having sex? Pretty great tbh
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KogaSteelfang
01/14/18 1:44:40 PM
#92:


Jen0125 posted...
TES_Nut posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No... 34 year old virgin here.


Koga bro. You need to see a professional. It's not weird. They get guys like you all the time.

Also, we know. Why you torture yourself bringing it up all the time.


I don't think he realized the post was just about a Lonely Island song. Lots of people came in here and said they're still adult male virgins. Why are you singling out Koga here?

Yeah, sorry, I thought Jen was just being a weirdo.
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helIy
01/14/18 1:47:52 PM
#93:


CacciatoPart2 posted...
Has anybody here paid several thousand dollars to have their scalp pulled down because they thought their forehead was too big?

YoKDHux783GY8
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wwinterj25
01/14/18 2:25:53 PM
#94:


Jen0125 posted...
Lots of people came in here and said they're still adult male virgins. Why are you singling out Koga here?


I mean it's not like the topic isn't asking a question that could have a yes or no answer.
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vhiran
01/14/18 3:11:44 PM
#95:


no one should be a virgin unless its voluntary, in the age of tinder you don't even have to risk your ego approaching a girl anymore in a bar/club setting. Hell you can set it all up with almost zero effort.

1) put up a picture of you with some dog, doesn't have to be your dog.
2) put some highly egocentric shit in your profile, like 'i only swipe for 7s and up' that way, women who actually look at the profile will match you just for some self-validation of their incredibly fragile egos.
3) be willing to go out one time to show you are indeed the guy in the picture. just make up some BS about the dog.

congrats, you getting sex. p.s. use protection because some of them are filthy whores.
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wwinterj25
01/14/18 3:20:26 PM
#96:


vhiran posted...
no one should be a virgin unless its voluntary


Thanks mum.
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SunWuKung420
01/14/18 3:24:26 PM
#97:


I wonder how many times vhiran has been rejected.
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CacciatoPart2
01/14/18 3:25:17 PM
#98:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I wonder how many times vhiran has been rejected.

No one likes a hypocrite.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/14/18 3:26:55 PM
#99:


vhiran posted...
no one should be a virgin unless its voluntary, in the age of tinder you don't even have to risk your ego approaching a girl anymore in a bar/club setting. Hell you can set it all up with almost zero effort.

1) put up a picture of you with some dog, doesn't have to be your dog.
2) put some highly egocentric shit in your profile, like 'i only swipe for 7s and up' that way, women who actually look at the profile will match you just for some self-validation of their incredibly fragile egos.
3) be willing to go out one time to show you are indeed the guy in the picture. just make up some BS about the dog.

congrats, you getting sex. p.s. use protection because some of them are filthy whores.

Oh my goodness.
I'm sitting here cracking up.
!) Get some random dog and take a picture. lmao
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OmegaTomHank
01/14/18 3:46:16 PM
#100:


Just ask Larry what to do.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/14/18 4:04:55 PM
#101:


@LaggnFragnLarry knows what's up.
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