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Vindris_SNH
01/10/18 12:54:24 PM
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(or your right hand if you're left handed)
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FreshOverlord
01/10/18 12:56:02 PM
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That's my deed hand so probably not. I mean if I can get prostetic one then I'd consider it. But if I can't then no
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AngelsNAirwav3s
01/10/18 12:56:15 PM
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Who wouldn't? You can get a Luke Skywalker hand for like $500k and no one would know the difference
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Dustin1280
01/10/18 12:56:26 PM
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In a heart beat...

Honestly I would saw my own hand off for 1 billion.
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Kitt
01/10/18 12:56:40 PM
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With that money, can I get a functioning robot hand in its place, like Luke Skywalker?
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gguirao
01/10/18 12:57:30 PM
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Can I use anesthetic? Get a replacement? If so, yes.
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pieisthebest
01/10/18 12:57:31 PM
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Yes, and then buy a robotic hand to replace it
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DifferentialEquation
01/10/18 12:59:42 PM
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Yeah. You didn't clarify exactly what you meant by cut off. I'd pretend that my desk is a road and that each hand is a car. I would make my right hand switch lanes abruptly and get right in front of my left hand without signaling. Easiest money ever.
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Vindris_SNH
01/10/18 1:04:54 PM
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By cut off I mean have it removed (however you prefer). You can get it replaced by a prosthetic hand.

But you guys should know that even the most advanced prosthetic hands have extremely limited dexterity when compared to real hands.

Me personally, I would absolutely not do it.
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Sami1000
01/10/18 1:07:18 PM
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I would cut both my feet for that money, but not a hand. There's nothing that can replace hand well enough. Not even the most high end robot shit be near as good as natural hand. You can say good bye to too many things without two arms. Feet are another thing. You can easily get legs that work just fine and you won't be limited at all.
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prince_leo
01/10/18 1:09:41 PM
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I already try to do many things one-handed
so yeah

1 billion dollars is fuck you money. most things that aren't illegal i'd probably do
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