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Ic3Bullet
01/10/18 4:31:14 AM
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What would you do?
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ilfait
01/10/18 4:31:58 AM
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Is he a considerate lover? How handsome?
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Ic3Bullet
01/10/18 4:34:24 AM
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ilfait posted...
Is he a considerate lover?

I don't know what that means.

How handsome?

4EWe08k
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JxOxNxIxCxS
01/10/18 4:37:17 AM
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TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt
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LeningradCowboy
01/10/18 4:37:53 AM
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt

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Ic3Bullet
01/10/18 4:39:03 AM
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt

You don't have to. He'll hit yours.
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ilfait
01/10/18 4:40:31 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
ilfait posted...
Is he a considerate lover?

I don't know what that means.

How handsome?

4EWe08k

Too masculine. I'd pass.
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nicklebro
01/10/18 4:41:24 AM
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Sure I'd bang a handsome lesbian if I was gonna die a virgin. Luckily I lost my virginity what... 16 or 17 years ago?
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WafflehouseJK
01/10/18 4:41:26 AM
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But I'm not a virgin, wat do?
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Ic3Bullet
01/10/18 4:42:01 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
But I'm not a virgin, wat do?

For the sake of this topic, you are.
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LeningradCowboy
01/10/18 4:42:14 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt

You don't have to. He'll hit yours.


Even worse.
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ilfait
01/10/18 4:44:48 AM
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If he looked like this guy and Buffalo Bill'd his penis, maybe.

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WafflehouseJK
01/10/18 4:50:43 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
But I'm not a virgin, wat do?

For the sake of this topic, you are.

Eh, if it's guaranteed I'm gonna die, then sure, may as well end things with a bang.

;)
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jumi
01/10/18 4:55:07 AM
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Is he topping or bottoming?
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Ic3Bullet
01/10/18 5:37:34 AM
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LeningradCowboy posted...
Ic3Bullet posted...
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt

You don't have to. He'll hit yours.


Even worse.

You can also grind peens and intermittently make out.
You can turn the lights off if it helps.
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do_ob_tpkillr
01/10/18 5:45:41 AM
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He wouldn't even be my friend to begin with, much less my best friend.

So your hypothetical question is moot.
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ilfait
01/10/18 5:54:22 AM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
He wouldn't even be my friend to begin with, much less my best friend.

So your hypothetical question is moot.

Why not? You're an okay guy, worthy of friendship.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
01/10/18 7:13:19 AM
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Yeah, i wouldnt even consider doing a dutch rudder
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Master_Bass
01/10/18 7:17:25 AM
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Guess I'll die a virgin.
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boxington
01/10/18 7:20:00 AM
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LOicMJA
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LeningradCowboy
01/10/18 8:55:27 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
LeningradCowboy posted...
Ic3Bullet posted...
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
TBH im really scared of dying a virgin.

And no, i aint hitting no man butt

You don't have to. He'll hit yours.


Even worse.

You can also grind peens and intermittently make out.
You can turn the lights off if it helps.


Eh, maybe.
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