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Starmieketone
01/08/18 5:59:03 AM
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I would quite happily sell my soul for a cheeseburger*.

*I tell a lie. What I would in fact quite happily sell my soul for would be a lovely plate of chicken livers with apple and rice, with a can or two of Guinness to accompany.
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Zack_Attackv1
01/08/18 5:59:51 AM
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I had pizza earlier.

Winning!
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Starmieketone
01/08/18 6:00:35 AM
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A pizza establishment I no longer patronise due to severe incompetence on their part makes a vegan pizza with vegan cheese.

It was surprisingly nice.
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do_ob_tpkillr
01/08/18 6:06:59 AM
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Why
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Starmieketone
01/08/18 6:09:11 AM
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Impending colonoscopy.
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kingdrake2
01/08/18 6:17:17 AM
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Starmieketone posted...
Impending colonoscopy.


:(. it sucks but you can eat after that is complete i think.
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shnangyboos
01/08/18 6:18:26 AM
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I'll be doing this shit next month. Really not looking forward to it.
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do_ob_tpkillr
01/08/18 6:19:18 AM
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You have my sympy
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SoundNetwork
01/08/18 6:31:39 AM
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you literally want chicken livers lmao
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Starmieketone
01/09/18 2:07:09 AM
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Chicken livers are delicious.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/09/18 2:09:33 AM
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Starmieketone posted...
Chicken livers are delicious.


Yeah well Duck asshole might be exquisite but i'm not gonna throw one on the grill and find out.
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chill02
01/09/18 2:45:01 AM
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Starmieketone posted...
Chicken livers are delicious.

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Starmieketone
01/09/18 6:44:06 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Starmieketone posted...
Chicken livers are delicious.


Yeah well Duck asshole might be exquisite but i'm not gonna throw one on the grill and find out.

More for myself and @chill02 , then.

Tell me, my dear boy, do you like pate?
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Starmieketone
01/09/18 6:45:24 AM
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I was unable to inveigle my dear wife to cook chicken livers. Instead, we dined on a delightful chicken and pesto pasta.

I imbibed my Guinness.
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