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Blue_Inigo 01/07/18 5:53:17 PM #1:	Youre gonna fuck up eventually. Youre dancing with the devil going raw. Strap up --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893608413] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Youre gonna fuck up eventually. Youre dancing with the devil going raw. Strap up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GAMERCAMRY 01/07/18 5:55:52 PM #2:	why do i need a condom to beat my meat --- Vegy's boyfriend They call him Vegy, I call him Daddy <cite>GAMERCAMRY posted [p:893608555] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>why do i need a condom to beat my meat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrazyandLazy 01/07/18 5:56:08 PM #3:	condom on sex doesn't feel like sex buddy. Have the girl put contraception in her arm. --- https://i.imgur.com/n4hUeTs.jpg https://i.imgur.com/L24VQve.gifv <cite>CrazyandLazy posted [p:893608573] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>condom on sex doesn't feel like sex buddy. Have the girl put contraception in her arm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPorn 01/07/18 5:56:14 PM #4:	Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. --- I am un chien andalusia. <cite>MisterPorn posted [p:893608576] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/07/18 5:59:05 PM #5:	My friend's been doing pull-out for 5 years now supposedly and I still want to smack him. --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:893608728] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>My friend's been doing pull-out for 5 years now supposedly and I still want to smack him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 01/07/18 6:01:21 PM #7:	MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. .....what --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893608859] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> .....what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/07/18 6:07:48 PM #8:	MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. umm.. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:893609227] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> umm..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 01/07/18 6:10:27 PM #9:	Why do I need a condom to synthesize a metal halide? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:893609389] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Why do I need a condom to synthesize a metal halide?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 01/07/18 6:11:37 PM #10:	GAMERCAMRY posted... why do i need a condom to beat my meat For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893609472] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>why do i need a condom to beat my meat</quote> For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supernat98 01/07/18 6:12:02 PM #11:	GAMERCAMRY posted... why do i need a condom to beat my meat --- My beautiful queen, Tana! <3 http://imgur.com/Z3fPkJU <cite>Supernat98 posted [p:893609498] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>why do i need a condom to beat my meat</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 01/07/18 6:13:27 PM #12:	Blue_Inigo posted... MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. .....what I posted that song in a thread a few days ago --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:893609571] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> .....what</quote> I posted that song in a thread a few days ago</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 01/07/18 6:15:26 PM #13:	stoltenberg11 posted... Blue_Inigo posted... MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. .....what I posted that song in a thread a few days ago I remember the mess surrounding that song like a million years ago when I was in high school --- Whatever happened to standards? Whatever happened to bare minimums? https://i.imgtc.com/7UnK3hx.jpg <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:893609689] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>stoltenberg11 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> .....what</quote> I posted that song in a thread a few days ago</quote> I remember the mess surrounding that song like a million years ago when I was in high school</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RE_expert44 01/07/18 6:16:19 PM #14:	Birth control with abortions as a plan b my man --- RESIDENT EVIL COMMUNITY BOARD http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future <cite>RE_expert44 posted [p:893609738] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Birth control with abortions as a plan b my man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/07/18 6:16:29 PM #15:	Blue_Inigo posted... GAMERCAMRY posted... why do i need a condom to beat my meat For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right? This brings up an important question. When astronauts jerk off in space do they need to wear a condom so as not to impregnate the female crew members? Those little guys are programmed to find the nearest egg and fertilize. In zero gravity they are free to go anywhere they please. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:893609751] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>why do i need a condom to beat my meat</quote> For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right?</quote> This brings up an important question. When astronauts jerk off in space do they need to wear a condom so as not to impregnate the female crew members? Those little guys are programmed to find the nearest egg and fertilize. In zero gravity they are free to go anywhere they please.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nundulan 01/07/18 6:18:43 PM #16:	Blue_Inigo posted... MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. .....what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo --- If these walls could talk, they wouldn't say much <cite>Nundulan posted [p:893609890] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> .....what</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPorn 01/07/18 6:22:06 PM #17:	Blue_Inigo posted... MisterPorn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... dancing with the devil First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself. .....what Its a song. Where that happened. --- I am un chien andalusia. <cite>MisterPorn posted [p:893610095] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MisterPorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote> dancing with the devil</quote> First thing that comes to mind is that Immortal Technique song where that guy rapes his mother than kills himself.</quote> .....what</quote> Its a song. Where that happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 01/07/18 6:22:18 PM #18:	1) I don't have sex. 2) I want kids. --- I'm a vegan. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:893610104] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>1) I don't have sex. 2) I want kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/07/18 6:23:30 PM #19:	no fucking chance <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:893610178] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>no fucking chance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 01/07/18 6:27:45 PM #20:	My girlfriend can't take any form of birth control due to various reasons. I can't perform with a condom on, I start going limp as soon as I put it on. We've been exclusively pulling out for 3+ years now with now issue. As long as you don't wait until the flood gates are busting open, you're fine. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:893610432] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend can't take any form of birth control due to various reasons. I can't perform with a condom on, I start going limp as soon as I put it on. We've been exclusively pulling out for 3+ years now with now issue. As long as you don't wait until the flood gates are busting open, you're fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 01/07/18 6:30:58 PM #21:	I finish too quick to pull out so I already strap up --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:893610652] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>I finish too quick to pull out so I already strap up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 01/07/18 6:37:13 PM #22:	lww99 posted... I can't perform with a condom on, I start going limp as soon as I put it on. Defective dick? Damn. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? http://i.imgur.com/dntQM.gif http://i.imgur.com/9gNcUGM.gif http://i.imgur.com/bH8vq3f.jpg <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:893611020] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote> I can't perform with a condom on, I start going limp as soon as I put it on. </quote> Defective dick? Damn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 01/07/18 6:38:15 PM #23:	no it feels better without one. don't tell me what to do, tc... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4 --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:893611075] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>no it feels better without one. don't tell me what to do, tc... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 01/07/18 6:44:08 PM #24:	If your with a stranger then yes you should wear a condom, not worth the std risks, if your in a relationship or married theb going raw is not an issue with the many forms of birth control. Nothing like finishing inside the person or people you love, feels good. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:893611406] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>If your with a stranger then yes you should wear a condom, not worth the std risks, if your in a relationship or married theb going raw is not an issue with the many forms of birth control. Nothing like finishing inside the person or people you love, feels good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 01/08/18 12:46:47 PM #25:	RE_expert44 posted... Birth control with abortions as a plan b my man She will forget the pill eventually. It will be your downfall --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893649881] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>RE_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote>Birth control with abortions as a plan b my man</quote> She will forget the pill eventually. It will be your downfall</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 1:01:38 PM #27:	Plastic bags are cheaper and just as safe. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:893650651] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Plastic bags are cheaper and just as safe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 01/08/18 1:01:53 PM #28:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Blue_Inigo posted... GAMERCAMRY posted... why do i need a condom to beat my meat For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right? This brings up an important question. When astronauts jerk off in space do they need to wear a condom so as not to impregnate the female crew members? Those little guys are programmed to find the nearest egg and fertilize. In zero gravity they are free to go anywhere they please. you can't have sex in zero G cause your dick won't get hard --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:893650666] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jiek_Fafn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>why do i need a condom to beat my meat</quote> For protection. That seed has to go somewhere right?</quote> This brings up an important question. When astronauts jerk off in space do they need to wear a condom so as not to impregnate the female crew members? Those little guys are programmed to find the nearest egg and fertilize. In zero gravity they are free to go anywhere they please.</quote> you can't have sex in zero G cause your dick won't get hard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 01/09/18 5:55:13 PM #30:	fenderbender321 posted... I don't even pull out. I just ask them if they're on birth control. If they say yes, then I'm good. If they say no, then I ask them if they're currently ovulating. If they are, or have no idea, I just do it anyway and then beg them to get an abortion. If they say they won't get an abortion, I'll start crying and threatening to leave the country. Eventually there will be a bargaining point that really hits home with her, and she'll get the abortion. It's not hard, folks...you just can't give up. Youre gonna have kids who hate you tbh --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893729303] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't even pull out. I just ask them if they're on birth control. If they say yes, then I'm good. If they say no, then I ask them if they're currently ovulating. If they are, or have no idea, I just do it anyway and then beg them to get an abortion. If they say they won't get an abortion, I'll start crying and threatening to leave the country. Eventually there will be a bargaining point that really hits home with her, and she'll get the abortion. It's not hard, folks...you just can't give up.</quote> Youre gonna have kids who hate you tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 01/09/18 5:55:44 PM #31:	Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. --- http://i.imgur.com/TUoFEUI.png http://i.imgur.com/7VOgX2W.png <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:893729330] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 01/09/18 5:59:32 PM #32:	I've never actually even tried on a condom before. Not gonna start now --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:893729538] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>I've never actually even tried on a condom before. Not gonna start now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 01/09/18 6:03:46 PM #33:	Safe sex is great sex Better wear a latex Cause you don't want that late text That "I think I'm late" text --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:893729788] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>Safe sex is great sex Better wear a latex Cause you don't want that late text That "I think I'm late" text</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 01/09/18 6:24:05 PM #34:	she's on the pill she's also got pcos so that lowers the chance even if she somehow fucked up taking the pill --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:893730968] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>she's on the pill she's also got pcos so that lowers the chance even if she somehow fucked up taking the pill</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 01/10/18 2:29:46 PM #35:	prince_leo posted... she's on the pill she's also got pcos so that lowers the chance even if she somehow fucked up taking the pill Pcos? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:893778731] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>she's on the pill she's also got pcos so that lowers the chance even if she somehow fucked up taking the pill</quote> Pcos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlternativeFAQS 01/10/18 2:31:03 PM #36:	why was misterporns post deleted. i thought of that song too <cite>AlternativeFAQS posted [p:893778813] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote>why was misterporns post deleted. i thought of that song too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 01/10/18 3:15:27 PM #37:	fenderbender321 posted... . I just ask them if they're on birth control. Equine whispering? --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:893781457] in Just use a... [t:76178016]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>. I just ask them if they're on birth control.</quote> Equine whispering?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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