Current Events > Silicon Valley's latest trend "Raw Water" rises to 60 dollars per jug

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ChromaticAngel
01/04/18 7:46:59 AM
#51:


SGT_Conti posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
Isn't this the thing where you could skip the $400 juicer and just squeeze the bags by hand?

Yeah but if you did that you were "pirating his juice"

One day we'll have juice DRM and we'll see who has the last laugh.

https://vimeo.com/60475086

tl;dw version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiYzsEBCdi0

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Link HT
01/04/18 7:47:35 AM
#52:


CirocObama posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
California has died of dysentery.


I just played oregon trail for the first time in my life last night.

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Coffeebeanz
01/04/18 7:48:29 AM
#53:


SGT_Conti posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
Isn't this the thing where you could skip the $400 juicer and just squeeze the bags by hand?

Yeah but if you did that you were "pirating his juice"

One day we'll have juice DRM and we'll see who has the last laugh.


Remember how each pack had NFC chips and Juicero would"disable" the pack of it was old or recalled?
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SGT_Conti
01/04/18 7:50:43 AM
#54:


teepan95 posted...
What was even the point of connecting the juicer to WiFi?

https://www.vox.com/new-money/2017/4/21/15376038/juicero-explained

Each Juicero pack has a QR code thats specific to that particular bag. It indicates exactly where the fruits came from and when they were packaged. Juicero claims that this has health and safety benefits: If a package is past its expiration date, the machine will refuse to process it. Similarly, if theres ever a safety recall, Juicero can automatically prevent customers from using tainted packs.

A day past the best before date? Boy, you best get to squeezing that pack by hand.

Coffeebeanz posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
Isn't this the thing where you could skip the $400 juicer and just squeeze the bags by hand?

Yeah but if you did that you were "pirating his juice"

One day we'll have juice DRM and we'll see who has the last laugh.


Remember how each pack had NFC chips and Juicero would"disable" the pack of it was old or recalled?

Yeah, I just looked up what WiFi was for and it really is juice DRM. Life has become a parody of itself.
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Sad_Face
01/04/18 8:35:45 AM
#55:


ChromaticAngel posted...
hortanz posted...
Startups dedicated to untreated water are popping up, with people including the failed startup Juicero's cofounder Doug Evans gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs.


oh shit I just noticed this

for anyone who doesn't know what this is, it costs $400 and here is a video of what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg


I noticed that from the previous article. That man is a genius salesman. He can sell me a bottle of sand on an island anytime.
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fire_bolt
01/04/18 9:16:17 AM
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Natural selection at work, folks. give it time
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Rathalos888
01/04/18 9:18:15 AM
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Is the water activated?
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Electrokinesis
01/04/18 9:18:30 AM
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I wish it was more expensive so these idiots can lose even more money on it.
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wackyteen
01/04/18 9:19:42 AM
#59:


Electrokinesis posted...
I wish it was more expensive so these idiots can lose even more money on it.

Give it time
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
01/04/18 9:32:44 AM
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LOL at the $400 bag squisher
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Two_Dee
01/04/18 2:51:38 PM
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Coffeebeanz
01/04/18 3:58:53 PM
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Silicon valley hipsters are the best morons to take advantage of, because they're convinced that they're smarter than everyone else.
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TheCyborgNinja
01/04/18 4:01:27 PM
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Could I hate that place and its culture more?! I hope not...
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TheCyborgNinja
01/04/18 4:02:05 PM
#64:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Silicon valley hipsters are the best morons to take advantage of, because they're convinced that they're smarter than everyone else.

Lol yeah it's like people going to Vegas with a "foolproof" strategy...
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EyeWontBeFooled
01/04/18 4:03:05 PM
#65:


Antifar posted...
These people have too much money and too few problems.

They're going to find them, if they go down that raw water river.
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AlephZero
01/04/18 4:09:47 PM
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unvaccinated children and untreated water

can california just secede already
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MC_BatCommander
01/04/18 4:11:34 PM
#67:


AlephZero posted...
unvaccinated children and untreated water

can california just secede already


Hey don't lump the rest of us in with the weirdos in Silicon Valley
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Sad_Face
01/04/18 4:27:26 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds9Do2p60MQ


You gotta admit, this is a good advertisement.
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Maeiv
01/04/18 4:31:31 PM
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How is selling this legal ?
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chrono625
01/04/18 5:01:26 PM
#71:


Sad_Face posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds9Do2p60MQ


You gotta admit, this is a good advertisement.


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pikachupwnage
01/04/18 5:20:11 PM
#72:


ChromaticAngel posted...
hortanz posted...
Startups dedicated to untreated water are popping up, with people including the failed startup Juicero's cofounder Doug Evans gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs.


oh shit I just noticed this

for anyone who doesn't know what this is, it costs $400 and here is a video of what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg


>400$

Lol

>MUST connect to Wi-fi to function

Lmao

>have to get a a fucking QR code and scan it

Lmfao
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redrocket_pub
01/04/18 5:26:15 PM
#73:


Turtlebread posted...
how did that get passed through health and safety standards


All they have to do is label it as "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" and then they aren't responsible.
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Coffeebeanz
01/05/18 9:03:26 PM
#74:


redrocket_pub posted...
Turtlebread posted...
how did that get passed through health and safety standards


All they have to do is label it as "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" and then they aren't responsible.


Or have a Quack Miranda
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weapon_d00d816
01/05/18 9:05:35 PM
#75:


Why don't you just buy a filter?
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