Current Events > Are you or your wife going to eat the placenta after your first child?

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GoSteelers
01/01/18 9:01:59 AM
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I want to go all natural, apparently it's very good for the mother for post partum depression
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Irony
01/01/18 9:02:57 AM
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Feed it to the goldfish
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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 9:05:48 AM
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Maybe bring it home for the cat? Do people do that?
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 9:10:21 AM
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Amazon_Shampoo posted...
Maybe bring it home for the cat? Do people do that?


not sure, i just learned today that eating it is... actually a thing and actually has health benefits
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DK9292
01/01/18 9:11:34 AM
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I know it's supposed to be good for you. But I've never let "it's good for you" force me to eat nasty stuff before and I don't see myself starting after having a kid.
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wackyteen
01/01/18 9:15:34 AM
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I'd sooner chop off my left leg and start randomly assaulting people with it before I did that.

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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 9:16:19 AM
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wackyteen posted...
I'd sooner chop off my left leg and start randomly assaulting people with it before I did that.

*insert Zarna yelling "Disgusting" here*

But would you eat your left leg after?
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Chicken_Butt
01/01/18 9:17:32 AM
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This thread needs to be closed before God sees it...
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DK9292
01/01/18 9:18:23 AM
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Amazon_Shampoo posted...
wackyteen posted...
I'd sooner chop off my left leg and start randomly assaulting people with it before I did that.

*insert Zarna yelling "Disgusting" here*

But would you eat your left leg after?

Zeff, is that you?
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 9:24:23 AM
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postpartum depression is a serious issue, i just hope i have a wife that either doesn't get it or will be willing to eat the placenta to help prevent it, i will support her and have a few bites too
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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 9:25:47 AM
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DK9292 posted...
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
wackyteen posted...
I'd sooner chop off my left leg and start randomly assaulting people with it before I did that.

*insert Zarna yelling "Disgusting" here*

But would you eat your left leg after?

Zeff, is that you?

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beechesfreeman
01/01/18 9:31:45 AM
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We're going to fox and the hound it
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pikachupwnage
01/01/18 9:36:03 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
This thread needs to be closed before God sees it...


@ssj3vegeta
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rodu_jr
01/01/18 9:48:33 AM
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Do you eat it raw or do you cook it?
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 9:51:37 AM
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rodu_jr posted...
Do you eat it raw or do you cook it?


from what I saw you can cook it like liver and onions or put it into pills
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weapon_d00d816
01/01/18 9:55:35 AM
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This topic is making way too many assumptions for me to participate
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ThyCorndog
01/01/18 9:59:47 AM
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only if I can cook a nice placenta pie or bake some stuffed placenta
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CommunismFTW
01/01/18 10:01:48 AM
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Holy fuck
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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 10:02:12 AM
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GoSteelers posted...
rodu_jr posted...
Do you eat it raw or do you cook it?


from what I saw you can cook it like liver and onions or put it into pills

That's a lot better. I assume you just kinda ate it like really gross apple or something.
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HowardStern69
01/01/18 10:04:47 AM
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Vaati_Reborn
01/01/18 10:12:53 AM
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what would happen if you just fed it to the baby?
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ChromaticAngel
01/01/18 10:14:31 AM
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GoSteelers posted...
apparently it's very good for the mother for post partum depression

Total urban myth. It's not only not good, the best case scenario is it tastes gross and the worst case is it kills you. Second worst case is you get Kuru.
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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 10:14:35 AM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
what would happen if you just fed it to the baby?

Babies can't eat at that time... but maybe if you froze it first in a freezer bag and fed it to them on their birthday they could....
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ThyCorndog
01/01/18 10:15:16 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Second worst case is you get Kuru.

You can get kuru eating yourself?
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Vaati_Reborn
01/01/18 10:16:13 AM
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Amazon_Shampoo posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
what would happen if you just fed it to the baby?

Babies can't eat at that time... but maybe if you froze it first in a freezer bag and fed it to them on their birthday they could....

you could blend it and put it in a bottle
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Amazon_Shampoo
01/01/18 10:16:40 AM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
what would happen if you just fed it to the baby?

Babies can't eat at that time... but maybe if you froze it first in a freezer bag and fed it to them on their birthday they could....

you could blend it and put it in a bottle

Oh! that's true. I guess that's a way around it.
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ChromaticAngel
01/01/18 10:16:56 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Second worst case is you get Kuru.

You can get kuru eating yourself?

Yes. Kuru happens as a result of eating any protein with a specific folding issue. Can happen to any part of your body but most commonly in your brain. It doesn't hurt you unless you eat it, though.
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ChromaticAngel
01/01/18 10:19:14 AM
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You can also get Kuru from animals. It's extremely rare however and usually the result of eating monkey brains.

Moral of the story is zombies got to where they did for a reason.
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 10:21:00 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Second worst case is you get Kuru.

You can get kuru eating yourself?

Yes. Kuru happens as a result of eating any protein with a specific folding issue. Can happen to any part of your body but most commonly in your brain. It doesn't hurt you unless you eat it, though.


I don't see any results of kuru from eating placenta, only brain.

Also, I don't think it would be good for the baby because they're used to being fed by placenta and it would probably hinder their development since they might think that they are still in the womb
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ssj3vegeta
01/01/18 12:46:02 PM
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ArchiePeck
01/01/18 12:50:36 PM
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My sister did, the hospital had the option. After the physical trauma of childbirth it's meant to help the body recover in terms of protein and nutrients and also helps kickstart the breastfeeding hormones.
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FigureOfSpeech
01/01/18 1:35:52 PM
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I'm not going to have children
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MacadamianNut3
01/01/18 1:39:36 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
you could blend it and put it in a bottle

You could also share the wealth with your friends and add it to a cheese fondue fountain
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 2:02:50 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
you could blend it and put it in a bottle

You could also share the wealth with your friends and add it to a cheese fondue fountain


You do not want to add anything with a high water concentration to a fondue fountain, whether it is a cheese or chocolate fondue. Trust me.
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DifferentialEquation
01/01/18 2:04:38 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
After the physical trauma of childbirth it's meant to help the body recover in terms of protein and nutrients


I feel like nutrient rich foods and protein bars could take care of that.
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MacadamianNut3
01/01/18 2:05:18 PM
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( ._.)

Guess it'll just stick to special workout shakes with the bros
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EnragedSlith
01/01/18 2:06:01 PM
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Id do it, but I dont think hospitals allow that sort of thing as its considered a biohazard
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BlackHorse6969
01/01/18 2:09:04 PM
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No. Cannibalism promotes prion diseases
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 2:09:38 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
No. Cannibalism promotes prion diseases


eating brain does
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Waddlez
01/01/18 2:20:51 PM
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The more raw it is the more benefits you get from eating it. The more you cook it and do things to it the less health benefits you get. Pills might be the least nasty but you're paying a lot for minimal benefits doing that.
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gguirao
01/01/18 2:26:45 PM
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I doubt I'll ever get married, and I know I'm not having kids.
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SageHarpuia
01/01/18 2:29:01 PM
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That's disgusting. Do I look like a wild animal to you?
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 2:33:38 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
That's disgusting. Do I look like a wild animal to you?


yes?
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Link HT
01/01/18 2:35:18 PM
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No, that's stupid as fuck.
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MacadamianNut3
01/01/18 2:36:29 PM
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GoSteelers posted...
You do not want to add anything with a high water concentration to a fondue fountain, whether it is a cheese or chocolate fondue. Trust me.

Umm after revisiting this post I'm wondering why you know this
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01/01/18 2:36:49 PM
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 2:38:58 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
GoSteelers posted...
You do not want to add anything with a high water concentration to a fondue fountain, whether it is a cheese or chocolate fondue. Trust me.

Umm after revisiting this post I'm wondering why you know this


Good chocolate and cheese is good and full of fat and water+fat doesn't mix well and will leave you with something like this

use milk to dilute a fondue
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SkittyOnWailord
01/01/18 2:42:10 PM
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I read a manga around 15 years ago where a hospital secretly served that up to everyone and told them it was mushrooms and better for them than real meat.
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CanuckCowboy
01/01/18 2:47:16 PM
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GoSteelers posted...
postpartum depression is a serious issue, i just hope i have a wife that either doesn't get it or will be willing to eat the placenta to help prevent it, i will support her and have a few bites too


Placenta isn't magic.

Vitamins and general healthy foods exist.
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kingdrake2
01/01/18 2:54:11 PM
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GoSteelers posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
GoSteelers posted...
You do not want to add anything with a high water concentration to a fondue fountain, whether it is a cheese or chocolate fondue. Trust me.

Umm after revisiting this post I'm wondering why you know this


Good chocolate and cheese is good and full of fat and water+fat doesn't mix well and will leave you with something like this

use milk to dilute a fondue


looks like dog food fuming out of a fountain.
or feces however you want to cut it.
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