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Anisoptera
01/01/18 3:58:27 AM
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FYjgHjw
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Blue_Inigo
01/01/18 4:45:38 AM
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She's hot
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FF_Redux
01/01/18 4:48:06 AM
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ProtoManSPx
01/01/18 4:49:12 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
No thx

Lol
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MuayThai85
01/01/18 4:50:00 AM
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I could make her cum. I've made nearly everyone I've fucked cum. Only had one chick who was incredibly difficult to get off.
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Anisoptera
01/01/18 3:56:50 PM
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it's not difficult to make a woman cum if you have your foreskin intact
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mach25687
01/01/18 3:59:30 PM
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Made a girl cum so hard with my fingers she almost broke them :P Basically she clamp really really tight when she came.
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Muffinz0rz
01/01/18 4:05:09 PM
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She's cute but I guarantee you she never shaves

anything
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GoSteelers
01/01/18 4:07:07 PM
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it's sad if you can't, just pretend you're 12 and making out with a girl your first time, except using her downstairs lips rather than the ones on her face
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Kineth
01/01/18 4:08:10 PM
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Yeah, it's not that difficult if you know what you're doing and aren't a shitty person.
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Anisoptera
01/01/18 4:19:20 PM
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It's nice to know that 80% of CE is fluent in giving orgasms.
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Nundulan
01/01/18 4:20:39 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
She's hot

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REMercsChamp
01/01/18 4:21:09 PM
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I can only last 15 seconds during sex. Can you help me out? My last girlfriend left me because of this
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Zodd3224
01/01/18 4:21:24 PM
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I thought the female orgasm was just a myth?
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halomonkey1_3_5
01/01/18 4:25:19 PM
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she's got those bangs
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Kanaya413
01/01/18 4:26:55 PM
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mach25687 posted...
Made a girl cum so hard with my fingers she almost broke them :P Basically she clamp really really tight when she came.

Hot
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Kineth
01/01/18 4:27:05 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
I can only last 15 seconds during sex. Can you help me out? My last girlfriend left me because of this


Go to the gym.
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KnightofShikari
01/01/18 4:28:58 PM
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Turtlebread
01/01/18 4:30:08 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
it's not hard to make a girl cum if she has a penis


i hear that
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Banjo2553
01/01/18 4:34:19 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
I can only last 15 seconds during sex. Can you help me out? My last girlfriend left me because of this

Explains why you're so frustrated half the time. Did she like Nintendo too?
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EdgeMaster
01/01/18 4:34:43 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
it's not difficult to make a woman cum if you have a decent idea of what you're doing and use your ears


Fixed that for you.
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WilliamPorygon
01/01/18 4:59:36 PM
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Give me the opportunity to do so for once
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TheCyborgNinja
01/01/18 5:01:05 PM
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She looks unhealthy and sad.

It must be a lack of orgasms.
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Anisoptera
01/02/18 5:30:09 PM
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It is easier to make a woman cum when you are inexperienced when you have a foreskin.
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thanosibe
01/02/18 5:37:54 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
No thx
You would say that.

Muffinz0rz posted...
She's cute but I guarantee you she never shaves

anything
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K181
01/02/18 5:41:34 PM
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One dude can't make you cum, that's on him.

A couple guys can't make you cum, that's probably still on them.

Enough guys can't make you cum that you get a shirt admonishing others for not making you cum and post a picture of it online, maybe the issue is on your end as you're the only common denominator?
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KogaSteelfang
01/02/18 5:45:29 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Give me the opportunity to do so for once

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EvalAngell
01/02/18 5:47:40 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
She's cute but I guarantee you she never shaves

anything

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Duncanwii
01/02/18 5:49:41 PM
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What do girls even do when they cum? Guys have ejaculate is it similar for them?
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Zodd3224
01/02/18 5:55:55 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
What do girls even do when they cum? Guys have ejaculate is it similar for them?


q8yzsEb
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LittleRoyal
01/02/18 5:57:04 PM
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Somehow I feel like most posts in here are faking it...

Even this.
Zodd3224 posted...
I thought the female orgasm was just a myth?

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LittleRoyal
01/02/18 5:57:27 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
What do girls even do when they cum? Guys have ejaculate is it similar for them?


q8yzsEb

Okay, eww, no >>
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Duncanwii
01/02/18 5:59:07 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Somehow I feel like most posts in here are faking it...

Even this.
Zodd3224 posted...
I thought the female orgasm was just a myth?

@LittleRoyal

I for one am serious. I have no idea how the female orgasm system works despite have a fairly fleshed out idea of how their genitals work. I hate being a virgin.
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LittleRoyal
01/02/18 6:00:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Somehow I feel like most posts in here are faking it...

Even this.
Zodd3224 posted...
I thought the female orgasm was just a myth?

LittleRoyal

I for one am serious. I have no idea how the female orgasm system works despite have a fairly fleshed out idea of how their genitals work. I hate being a virgin.


Well Id tell you but its pointless because every woman is different so what works for me isnt necessarily going to work for any girl youd be with.
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Dyinglegacy
01/02/18 6:01:00 PM
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One of the best ways I get my wife off, is if I rub on her clit with my finger, while I'm also going in and out of her.
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 6:01:06 PM
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Lol fleshed out
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Turbam
01/02/18 6:02:25 PM
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Damn_Underscore
01/02/18 6:05:12 PM
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what does the foreskin do?
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DoomtheGrav
01/02/18 6:07:06 PM
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Organ spasms???? What this?
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voldothegr8
01/02/18 6:07:42 PM
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I'd certainly try, but she has to remove that vile nose piercing first.
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thanosibe
01/02/18 6:08:02 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
What do girls even do when they cum? Guys have ejaculate is it similar for them?
Ejaculate (with some degree of force) a clear, thick liquid. Which like men's ejaculate can have a different taste/consistency depending on the person and their diet. The lack of knowledge of female ejaculation isn't necessarily because it is impossible for the majority of women to do so, but that the majority of women were not given the same ideas and morals about sex that men are to the point that many women themselves were/are ignorant of the possibilities of sexual gratification through orgasms, from g-spot stimulate or through the release of ejaculation.
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Drasilor
01/02/18 6:17:50 PM
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After i bust idc if she does or not.
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ItsYourFault
01/02/18 6:18:53 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
FYjgHjw

Show me one and I will
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DoomtheGrav
01/02/18 6:18:59 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Duncanwii posted...
What do girls even do when they cum? Guys have ejaculate is it similar for them?
Ejaculate (with some degree of force) a clear, thick liquid. Which like men's ejaculate can have a different taste/consistency depending on the person and their diet. The lack of knowledge of female ejaculation isn't necessarily because it is impossible for the majority of women to do so, but that the majority of women were not given the same ideas and morals about sex that men are to the point that many women themselves were/are ignorant of the possibilities of sexual gratification through orgasms, from g-spot stimulate or through the release of ejaculation.


What hes trying to say is that she pees
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DoomtheGrav
01/02/18 6:26:38 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...


Username makes post
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Vyrulisse
01/02/18 6:38:52 PM
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Take a shower for once would be a more appropriate term for her t-shirt.
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Damn_Underscore
01/02/18 6:40:17 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
what does the foreskin do?

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qyll3
01/02/18 6:40:30 PM
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my record is 4 orgasms (for her) in one 45 minute session. i mean, i know no one will believe me but it's true
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