Current Events > "The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 27

(+) Yeah! (+)

If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in miserable breakups.

- She likes to occasionally engage in role play as her original character, Princess Marshmallow. If you want a healthy sex life, you'll have to occasionally indulge her whim to pretend that she's a unicorn princess in human form.

- She collects My Little Pony merchandise and casually decorates with it. A sticker on her laptop, an ornament on her tree, a few toys on her shelf. It's not uncommon for her social media page to occasionally feature her hugging a plushy or giving her opinion on the latest episode of the cartoon show.

- She understands if you never want to watch the show, but she will try to talk you into an episode every 3 to 4 months if you can. If you do relent, it'll make her happier.

- She's a good artist and will draw characters from the show along with her OC's pony form.
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Previously,

Day 1
She's a vampire. - Results (85 votes)

Yes
52.94% | 45
No
16.47% | 14
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.12% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
3.53% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.94% | 11

Day 2
She's significantly taller than you. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
41.46% | 17
No
17.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.63% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
7.32% | 3
That's my fetish!
19.51% | 8

Day 3
She's ultra-submissive. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
38.24% | 13
No
20.59% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
29.41% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.76% | 4

Day 4
She's a werewolf. - Results (14 votes)

Yes
14.29% | 2
No
42.86% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
35.71% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish! (????)
7.14% | 1

Day 5
She's polyamorous. - Results (34 votes)

Yes
23.53% | 8
No
52.94% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
11.76% | 4
I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
8.82% | 3
I'm already in a polygamous relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
2.94% | 1

Day 6
She's Deaf and you must learn sign language. - Results (18 votes)

Yes
55.56% | 10
No
11.11% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
33.33% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
0% | 0

Day 7
She's blue. - Results (20 votes)

Yes
40% | 8
No
10% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
30% | 6
I'm in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
20% | 4

Day 8
She physically stopped aging at 16. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
56.9% | 33
No
12.07% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 12
I'm in a relationship.
3.45% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.9% | 4

Day 9
She's really a cat. - Results (59 votes)

Yes
32.2% | 19
No
42.37% | 25
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
3.39% | 2
That's my fetish!
6.78% | 4

Day 10
She's into pegging. - Results (36 votes)

Yes
19.44% | 7
No
44.44% | 16
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
25% | 9
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
11.11% | 4

Day 11
She's a set of identical twins who insist on sharing you. - Results (46 votes)

Yes
50% | 23
No
4.35% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10.87% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8.7% | 4
That's my fetish!
26.09% | 12

Day 12
She has three breasts. - Results (27 votes)

Yes
29.63% | 8
No
33.33% | 9
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
14.81% | 4
I'm already in a relationship.
3.7% | 1
That's my fetish!
18.52% | 5

Day 13
Male cross-dressing is her fetish. - Results (35 votes)

Yes
11.43% | 4
No
51.43% | 18
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
28.57% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
8.57% | 3

Day 14
She fights like Bruce Lee. - Results (33 votes)

Yes
75.76% | 25
No
6.06% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
9.09% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
9.09% | 3
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Day 15
She's headless. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
12.5% | 3
No
54.17% | 13
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.17% | 1
That's my fetish!
8.33% | 2

Day 16
She's a fairy tale princess whose ex is a dragon. - Results (41 votes)

Yes
46.34% | 19
No
7.32% | 3
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24.39% | 10
I'm already in a relationship.
4.88% | 2
That's my fetish!
4.88% | 2
I'd rather date a dragon.
12.2% | 5

Day 17
She's a guy who was magically transformed. - Results (23 votes)

Yes
34.78% | 8
No
34.78% | 8
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
21.74% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
4.35% | 1
That's my fetish!
4.35% | 1

Day 18
She's your long lost sister. - Results (29 votes)

Yes
6.9% | 2
No
41.38% | 12
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.69% | 6
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
That's my fetish!
31.03% | 9

Day 19
You become her lesbian clone. - Results (32 votes)

Yes
18.75% | 6
No
34.38% | 11
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
15.63% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
6.25% | 2
I'm already female.
3.13% | 1
That's my fetish!
21.88% | 7

Day 20
She shrinks your penis when she's not using it. - Results (24 votes)

Yes
29.17% | 7
No
29.17% | 7
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
20.83% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
0% | 0
I'm female.
8.33% | 2
That's my fetish!
12.5% | 3

Day 21
You're not her type, so you must undergo a magic race change. - Results (30 votes)

Yes
23.33% | 7
No
56.67% | 17
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 3
I'm already in a relationship.
3.33% | 1
That's my fetish!
6.67% | 2

Day 22
She's a robot. - Results (35 votes)
Yes
48.57% | 17
No
5.71% | 2
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
22.86% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
2.86% | 1
That's my fetish!
20% | 7

Day 23
She's a succubus. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
36% | 18
No
12% | 6
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
10% | 5
I'm already in a relationship.
8% | 4
That's my fetish!
34% | 17

Day 24
She has a 7" penis and testicles instead of a vagina. - Results (58 votes)

Yes
8.62% | 5
No
70.69% | 41
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
3.45% | 2
I'm already in a relationship.
5.17% | 3
That's my fetish!
12.07% | 7

Day 25
She's Santa's daughter and you must relocate. - Results (50 votes)

Yes
46% | 23
No
8% | 4
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
24% | 12
I'm already in a relationship.
10% | 5
That's my fetish! (????)
12% | 6

Day 26
She can only enjoy sex if it's with two or more partners. - Results (47 votes)

Yes
4.26% | 2
No
65.96% | 31
Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it.
17.02% | 8
I'm already in a relationship.
4.26% | 2
That's my fetish!
8.51% | 4
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bump
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What you've described isn't a major brony, so sure.
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...............No.

I'm a brony as well, so YAY!
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I don't see anything crazy out of hand. Yes.
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Rioushu posted...

What you've described isn't a major brony, so sure.

I felt I had to dial it back some on account of her drawing an original character and wanting to role play as said character in bed.

If you add up everything described, it's still a little obsessive. Take any woman you know of in her twenties who decorates with Disney and gossips with her friends about the latest Netflix show, then redirect that energy to a show about colorful ponies and multiply it a few times over.
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It's not unhealthy obsessed, but that's a lot of energy to put into one show.
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last bump for the night.
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Gangbang girl was a wwaaayyy better option than this
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Like the show, so I'd be totally down
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I'm surprised by all the hate for this option. As a gamer, I don't care what her major hobby is if she doesn't give me shit about mine. She can watch all the MLP she wants, I'll just be in the other room playing Fallout for hours on end.

Hell no, you lost me at 'when you break up with her your next two breakups will be miserable.' No thanks.

Female bronies are acceptable so sure.
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GoldKnightSkye posted...

She's a major brony.

So am I!
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I'm not seeing the 'major' part of her being a brony in your OP. Yes.
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Final bump.

synth_real posted...

Gangbang girl was a wwaaayyy better option than this

lol.
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Female "bronies" are just called ponies.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Female "bronies" are just called ponies.

Actually, they're called pegasisters.
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