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BlingBling22947
12/26/17 6:39:33 PM
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I mean, they are synthetic I am certain, but WTF.
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Turbam
12/26/17 6:40:21 PM
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What'd they get you?
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ChainedRedone
12/26/17 6:40:59 PM
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This is CE. Nobody has girlfriend this board is full of turbovirgins get a life
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obeseexplosive
12/26/17 6:42:00 PM
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Turbam posted...
What'd they get you?

A pearl necklace

:/
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ChainedRedone
12/26/17 6:50:23 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Turbam posted...
What'd they get you?

A pearl necklace

:/


And? A real pearl necklace is worth more than a synthetic diamond necklace.
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UrCa1988
12/26/17 6:50:49 PM
#6:


ChainedRedone posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Turbam posted...
What'd they get you?

A pearl necklace

:/


And? A real pearl necklace is worth more than a synthetic diamond necklace.

The joke

Your head
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ChainedRedone
12/26/17 7:44:30 PM
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UrCa1988 posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Turbam posted...
What'd they get you?

A pearl necklace

:/


And? A real pearl necklace is worth more than a synthetic diamond necklace.

The joke

Your head


I'm a man of logic, not jokes. I have no time for kid games.
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eston
12/26/17 7:45:35 PM
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TheApexPredator
12/26/17 7:48:02 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
I'm a man of logic, not jokes. I have no time for kid games.


This is how I imagine you are outside of CE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOTFwpA7n1M

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BlingBling22947
12/27/17 7:47:04 PM
#10:


Theyve never done that before, for any of my billions of girlfriends.
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Amazon_Shampoo
12/27/17 7:51:30 PM
#11:


BlingBling22947 posted...
I mean, they are synthetic I am certain, but WTF.

Sorry to hear that your parents are Synth's, That's not an easy thing to learn over the holidays.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/27/17 7:53:36 PM
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Be careful. I watched this movie once where a dude left his gf alone with his parents and they had a threesome without him.
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BlingBling22947
12/28/17 7:40:37 PM
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Im confiscating it.
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BlingBling22947
12/30/17 8:39:22 PM
#14:


ChainedRedone posted...
This is CE. Nobody has girlfriend this board is full of turbovirgins get a life


lol

You should check my resume.
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BlingBling22947
01/01/18 8:05:44 AM
#15:


Jiek_Fafn posted...
Be careful. I watched this movie once where a dude left his gf alone with his parents and they had a threesome without him.


Not possible.

They've only seen her like twice.
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Lonestar2000
01/01/18 8:12:28 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Turbam posted...
What'd they get you?

A pearl necklace

:/

LMAO
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BlingBling22947
01/03/18 2:39:19 AM
#17:


I'm the prince.

They just want me to get married, probably.
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BlingBling22947
01/05/18 2:52:20 AM
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Maybe in a couple of years.
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