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Blue_Inigo
12/25/17 6:36:04 PM
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What the fuck is this Highlander shit? How weird is it that a kid's movie found that ok?
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Bleuets
12/25/17 6:36:58 PM
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Little kid in Charlies class brings it up too.
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MacadamianNut3
12/25/17 6:38:50 PM
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At least he's not a psychiatrist
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kislev
12/25/17 6:39:03 PM
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His also friends with his ex wife and her husband, their child calls him uncle
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Blue_Inigo
12/25/17 6:39:46 PM
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kislev posted...
His also friends with his ex wife and her husband, their child calls him uncle

What a cuck
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Ivynn
12/25/17 6:40:58 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
kislev posted...
His also friends with his ex wife and her husband, their child calls him uncle

What a cuck

The Santa Cuck
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/25/17 6:42:22 PM
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My kid had an obsession with this movie last year, I've easily seen it hundreds of times. If anyone wants to know anything about this movie ask me.

The fucked up part is the elves knew before Santa died and didn't warn him. You can see the elves all throughout the movie spying on Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) even on Christmas Eve at Denny's.

The elves basically knowingly overthrew their Santa. He was underperforming (this is insinuated when Bernard the head elf talks about how much better Scott is doing) and they knowingly killed him off to replace him with the new Santa.

It becomes a really dark movie when you've seen it too many times.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/25/17 6:44:26 PM
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kislev posted...
His also friends with his ex wife and her husband, their child calls him uncle

The fuck he is, he hates her husband, constantly belittles him up until the second or third movie, and there's some serious tension between him and his ex until the reveal that he's really Santa.

She got a restraining order for Christ's sake.
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kislev
12/25/17 6:45:48 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
kislev posted...
His also friends with his ex wife and her husband, their child calls him uncle

The fuck he is, he hates her husband, constantly belittles him up until the second or third movie, and there's some serious tension between him and his ex until the reveal that he's really Santa.

She got a restraining order for Christ's sake.


Did u watch the second movie? He invites them over for Christmas
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Airhammy
12/25/17 6:47:28 PM
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The thing is they never really refer to the prior Santa as if he died. Yes he disappeared, but to where? Did he have a Mrs. Clause or child? If so what happened to them? Maybe it's an odd form of retirement and he simply reappeared in his former Santa state with his mind wiped? Who knows.
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