Poll of the Day > I REALLY hope I get an XBOX One X tomorrow.

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Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox One X is not only the most powerful console ever created, but it is also the smallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 4 months from now, gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox One X is. Never before has a home console been a 6 teraflop powerhouse before and contained 12GB of RAM."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.
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If my parents didnt get me a PS4 pro for Christmas, Im going to McFucking lose it.
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Pretty good meme dude, first time ive seen this copypasta
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The smallest and most powerful console ever created
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i'm an xbox fanboy

but this topic is fucking stupid
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good luck man!

Asked for an SNES mini as my "santa gift".
Probably not gonna get it but if I do I'll be so excited.

Good luck getting your Xbox!
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I got myself a new ring. Its matte black with rose gold accents. Ive already covered all the gaming stuff I want this year so Im all good for now.
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Im hoping for a new audi, if my parents dont get it for me im going to disown them.