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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:09:09 PM
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Today at work we had some people from our office stop by the jobsite and they walked around at lunch time shaking our hands and shit and my foreman told em he was gonna be making chili for us tomorrow before the holiday. And another guy from our crew said he was bringing the soda and i mentioned i was bringing two bags of hot cheetohs. The offfice fucks burst out laughing "HOT CHEETOHS HUH BUDDY? WAY 2 GO LMAO". Then they proceeded to rub in our faces tomorrow everyone from the office is going to Pappasitos then going home early.

Hahahababajahajabahaa we cant go thanks for stopping by to tell us this
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iron jojo
12/21/17 4:10:15 PM
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Lmao hot Cheetos hahahahahahahahahh
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 4:13:14 PM
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Two bags of hot cheetohs doesn't compare to some sodas or homemade chili.
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nevershine
12/21/17 4:14:18 PM
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They aren't Andy Capps hot fries
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:14:57 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
Two bags of hot cheetohs doesn't compare to some sodas or homemade chili.

We voted on it.

How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....
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A_Good_Boy
12/21/17 4:17:29 PM
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I think maybe it's because you stated a brand. If you'd just have said chips then nobody would have batted an eyelash. But because you stated a brand you actually allowed people something concrete to form an opinion about.
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 4:18:52 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Two bags of hot cheetohs doesn't compare to some sodas or homemade chili.

We voted on it.

How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....

How many soda is the other guy bringing?
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:20:08 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Two bags of hot cheetohs doesn't compare to some sodas or homemade chili.

We voted on it.

How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....

How many soda is the other guy bringing?


Two 2-liters..... Not that makes a difference on the office employees stopping by talking straight shit.
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_OujiDoza_
12/21/17 4:20:24 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....

You bringing a hot Cheetos drink...?
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:20:48 PM
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_OujiDoza_ posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....

You bringing a hot Cheetos drink...?


Wut
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Turbam
12/21/17 4:20:51 PM
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XDDDDDD
Holy shit HOT CHEEOTOS!!!
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Silver Bearings
12/21/17 4:21:59 PM
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Hahahahabababahajajaja! Hot Cheetos.
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CelestialVoices
12/21/17 4:23:35 PM
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people are fucking weird
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 4:24:29 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Two bags of hot cheetohs doesn't compare to some sodas or homemade chili.

We voted on it.

How does it not compare to soda?? Its chips and a drink....

How many soda is the other guy bringing?


Two 2-liters..... Not that makes a difference on the office employees stopping by talking straight shit.

And how big are the bags of hot cheetohs going to be? You're not going to buy the 1$ ones are you?
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_OujiDoza_
12/21/17 4:27:43 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
And how big are the bags of hot cheetohs going to be? You're not going to buy the 1$ ones are you?

The biggest bag of hot Cheetos isn't that big to begin with...

Dude is cheaping it on the good tiding of great joy, imo.

Besides, Jalapeno Cheetos > Flaming Hot Cheetos

@me, punks.
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Amazon_Shampoo
12/21/17 4:31:33 PM
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I think it's because of an episode of Orange is the new black.

http://orange-is-the-new-black.wikia.com/wiki/Flaming_Hot_Cheetos,_Literally

"Nita, the governor's assistant, arrives at the prison with a load of boxes containing Hot Cheetos, Takis, and tampons - a gesture of goodwill from the governor's office."

It was kinda a thing for people who follow the show.
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:55:21 PM
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I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Amazon_Shampoo posted...
I think it's because of an episode of Orange is the new black.

http://orange-is-the-new-black.wikia.com/wiki/Flaming_Hot_Cheetos,_Literally

"Nita, the governor's assistant, arrives at the prison with a load of boxes containing Hot Cheetos, Takis, and tampons - a gesture of goodwill from the governor's office."

It was kinda a thing for people who follow the show.


I assure you the people i work with have no idea what that is.
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 4:56:35 PM
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I would've laughed my ass off too. Dude says he's bringing fuckin' chili and you follow it up with lame ass Hot Cheetos.


Ima stick a hot cheetoh so far up your ass bro that youre gonna be shitting chili the rest of your life
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JakePotter480
12/21/17 4:58:26 PM
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hot cheetos lmao xd
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Capn Circus
12/21/17 5:15:31 PM
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Hot cheetos are kind of geared towards kids, right? Maybe that's why.
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Capn Circus
12/21/17 5:18:05 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

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DesuDeku
12/21/17 5:28:58 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheaping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 5:30:34 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheeping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.


Lmaoo where did i say i bringing small bags?? Wtf dude
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 5:32:22 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheeping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.


Lmaoo where did i say i bringing small bags?? Wtf dude

Well how big are the bags? What's the price per bag?
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 5:39:46 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheeping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.


Lmaoo where did i say i bringing small bags?? Wtf dude

Well how big are the bags? What's the price per bag?


Do you want my # so i can text you once i get to the fucking store?
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 5:48:27 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheeping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.


Lmaoo where did i say i bringing small bags?? Wtf dude

Well how big are the bags? What's the price per bag?


Do you want my # so i can text you once i get to the fucking store?

Just say the price or if you're willing, post a picture of the bag you plan on buying in this thread.
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ViewtifulGrave
12/21/17 5:53:35 PM
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Well Cheetos technically are not considered chips. There a certain name for them that escapes me right now.
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 6:00:47 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
DesuDeku posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
I still dont get it.

The dudes i work with voted me to bring chips, one guy is bringing soda, one guy is bringing plates and cups, and our boss is making the main course for us.
We're not trying to out-do each other here....

Office employees stop by to brag about the dinner theyre going to that we arent invited to...

Here's a suggestion. How about bringing 2 large bags of chips (Doritos, sour cream & onions, BBQ, or whatever comes in those 2$+ sizes) instead of cheeping out with a couple of 1$ sized hot cheetohs.


Lmaoo where did i say i bringing small bags?? Wtf dude

Well how big are the bags? What's the price per bag?


Do you want my # so i can text you once i get to the fucking store?

Just say the price or if you're willing, post a picture of the bag you plan on buying in this thread.


Im gonna put my whole paycheck into tomorrows cheetohs how does that sound
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MabusIncarnate
12/21/17 6:04:37 PM
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lol @ tc you are making this even more funny by not getting it. It's like Kanye not getting the fish sticks joke. Why don't you get it man??
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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 6:05:36 PM
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Conflict posted...
Real talk though TC your replies are cracking me up



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R0ttedHorror
12/21/17 6:06:49 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
lol @ tc you are making this even more funny by not getting it. It's like Kanye not getting the fish sticks joke. Why don't you get it man??


Are you forreal i feel like none of you get it
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 6:07:23 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
Im gonna put my whole paycheck into tomorrows cheetohs how does that sound

It sounds like a smartass and a cheapskate.
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The-19th-Sparta
12/21/17 6:08:46 PM
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I'm not going to lie, this topic made my fucking day. First time legit smiling today.
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C_Pain
12/21/17 6:21:13 PM
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Does that OP read like a copypasta to anyone else? I feel like this could be the birth of something big.
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12/21/17 6:24:52 PM
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Kazgotflred
12/21/17 6:53:07 PM
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I expected nothing in this topic and I ended up leaving laughing and I dont know why
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Kitt
12/21/17 6:56:06 PM
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nevershine posted...
They aren't Andy Capps hot fries

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Perascamin
12/21/17 7:02:43 PM
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Lmfao hahahahaha
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SuperNamekGod
12/21/17 7:06:25 PM
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I remember when I had made the mistake of trying a full bag of XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I was merely a young boy in search of a delicious snack that had a stronger spice to it than the delicious Jalapeno flavor. Little did I know that the bag was created by the particles that resided within Satan's asscloth. I did my usual routine when I had a fine bag of Cheetos, meme around on youtube and enjoy the bag of junk food. I had a glass of milk on me of course, so I wasn't completely unprepared for what was about to go down. After finishing the entire bag, I felt fine at first. Then it kicked in, the abdominal pain was tremendous. The shits that were brewing inside were the screams of Cerberus after it was neutered without any anesthetic. Death Valley comparable drops of red Cheeto dust covered probably most of the stomach acid, ultimately forming their own regime within my digestive system. No amount of ambrosial bovine juices could save me from the orange bloody cannon of stool that excreted from my innards. The fiery blast of dragonic rage entered the innocent porcelain throne and it was turned unrecognizable and covered with ash. An exorcism occurred that day, the little bitchiness of being a kid existed no more, I became the man that took on the Stomach Sizzling Bag of Stentorian Agony known as the XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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SuperNamekGod
12/21/17 10:08:21 PM
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VoightKent posted...
You should have said Flamin Hot Cheetos

theyre weak shit compared to XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 10:15:52 PM
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SuperNamekGod posted...
VoightKent posted...
You should have said Flamin Hot Cheetos

theyre weak shit compared to XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Never knew an XXXtra hot version existed
o_O
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SuperNamekGod
12/21/17 10:21:01 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
SuperNamekGod posted...
VoightKent posted...
You should have said Flamin Hot Cheetos

theyre weak shit compared to XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Never knew an XXXtra hot version existed
o_O

the third x was exxxtra

Oxc3uQo
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DesuDeku
12/21/17 10:41:53 PM
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SuperNamekGod posted...
DesuDeku posted...
SuperNamekGod posted...
VoightKent posted...
You should have said Flamin Hot Cheetos

theyre weak shit compared to XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Never knew an XXXtra hot version existed
o_O

the third x was exxxtra

Oxc3uQo

Do they still sell those?
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SuperNamekGod
12/21/17 10:53:53 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
SuperNamekGod posted...
DesuDeku posted...
SuperNamekGod posted...
VoightKent posted...
You should have said Flamin Hot Cheetos

theyre weak shit compared to XXXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Never knew an XXXtra hot version existed
o_O

the third x was exxxtra

Oxc3uQo

Do they still sell those?

Possibly, depends where though, I know some supermarkets can have it.
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