Current Events > My aunt called the home house tonight at midnight

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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 5:22:34 AM
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Usually my parents are asleep by now but my dad was awake and answered the phone, he picked up and said hello, then passed the phone over to me

"Taco Bell! How would you like your taco tonight?"

I ask "Uh who is this?"

"Sorry this is Rebecca.. I thought your parents were asleep by now Jimmy.. I'll talk to you later"

What dis mean CE?
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 5:36:34 AM
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does she want to fuck?
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Turbam
12/19/17 5:39:26 AM
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Your auntie got a fat butt?
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 5:40:47 AM
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Turbam posted...
Your auntie got a fat butt?


Kinda, she's not fat but she's like 5'8" 155 lbs.. Big girl, but not fat,
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Turbam
12/19/17 5:41:20 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Turbam posted...
Your auntie got a fat butt?


Kinda, she's not fat but she's like 5'8" 155 lbs.. Big girl, but not fat,

Do it my man.
Go for them tacos :V
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boxington
12/19/17 5:42:53 AM
#6:


if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order

no questions
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 5:49:37 AM
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Turbam posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Turbam posted...
Your auntie got a fat butt?


Kinda, she's not fat but she's like 5'8" 155 lbs.. Big girl, but not fat,

Do it my man.
Go for them tacos :V

Idk dude.., she's like an 8/10.. but my aunt d00d

boxington posted...
if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order

no questions

I feel you dude, but I live where there are no taco bells so I was legit confused, I knew it wasn't the comp
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SpiralDrift
12/19/17 5:51:01 AM
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I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 5:59:45 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.

but what if she's an 8/10
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SpiralDrift
12/19/17 6:01:16 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.

but what if she's an 8/10

Depends on the allocation of the 8 between boobs/ass/face.
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:02:56 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.

but what if she's an 8/10

Depends on the allocation of the 8 between boobs/ass/face.


Okay

boobs between normal/large.

ass, a little thick, plus shapely

face, above average very nice on the eyes
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:11:05 AM
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Was it really inviting me to fuck her though, or was it just a like a "prank" call. I can't tell
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Third_Eye
12/19/17 6:12:43 AM
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call her back ffs ask to meet up or something
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:16:40 AM
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Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs

you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you?

I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family
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Third_Eye
12/19/17 6:20:48 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs

you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you?

I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family

my aunt molested me when i was young. it messed me up. i wish she had done more to me and i wish i could have picked up that my other aunt was flirting with me, too. incest is actually normal in a lot of countries. its taboo in some
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:25:43 AM
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damn dude
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:27:16 AM
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I don't know man, that's alot..
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EternalDivide
12/19/17 6:31:47 AM
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In my whole life, the only time the phone rings after midnight. It's never good news.
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:37:38 AM
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EternalDivide posted...
In my whole life, the only time the phone rings after midnight. It's never good news.

im sorry :(
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gunplagirl
12/19/17 6:40:48 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.

but what if she's an 8/10

Depends on the allocation of the 8 between boobs/ass/face.


Okay

boobs between normal/large.

ass, a little thick, plus shapely

face, above average very nice on the eyes


Need pics to decide
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:44:56 AM
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I'm not sure if i'm gonna post pics..
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Frolex
12/19/17 6:55:41 AM
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ce actually gonna bring back the incest meme for the tail end of 2017?
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 6:56:43 AM
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I mean, this is the real thing right here
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Jiggy101011
12/19/17 7:02:06 AM
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Why would she call the house phone and not your cell phone if she wanted to hook up?
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:03:56 AM
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she does not have my cell,, and I idk man
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KYOJIROKAGENUMA
12/19/17 7:20:32 AM
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Drug call on home phone...
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:21:48 AM
#28:


what
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:27:25 AM
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I don't know man I mean, if I personally answered the phone, and she invited me over to her place (I don't even know for sure). I would have went,, but now i'm getting near drunk and yeah..
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:43:35 AM
#30:


REGRETS CE

regrets :(
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gunplagirl
12/19/17 7:46:25 AM
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Don't have regrets, post pics then do the dew
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:50:31 AM
#32:


i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh
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Laserion
12/19/17 7:53:53 AM
#33:


This is obviously about you being the Chosen One for something, and your aunt is the only one who knows, not your parents. Just call her and ask what's up.
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 7:56:08 AM
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it's like 4 am right now, and her boyfriend is usually there 7 days out of the week (just not tonight)

it's to late man. plus i'm drunk and tend to get whiskey dick anyways
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SpiralDrift
12/19/17 7:58:16 AM
#35:


Third_Eye posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs

you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you?

I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family

my aunt molested me when i was young. it messed me up. i wish she had done more to me and i wish i could have picked up that my other aunt was flirting with me, too. incest is actually normal in a lot of countries. its taboo in some

I'm surprised this post hasn't gotten more attention, tbh.
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Cheater87
12/19/17 7:59:18 AM
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Tacos are to be eaten at any time!
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 8:05:34 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Third_Eye posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs

you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you?

I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family

my aunt molested me when i was young. it messed me up. i wish she had done more to me and i wish i could have picked up that my other aunt was flirting with me, too. incest is actually normal in a lot of countries. its taboo in some

I'm surprised this post hasn't gotten more attention, tbh.

Yeah, there's alot to it man, it's almost hard to respond to
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obeseexplosive
12/19/17 8:07:24 AM
#38:


Third_Eye posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs

you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you?

I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family

my aunt molested me when i was young. it messed me up. i wish she had done more to me and i wish i could have picked up that my other aunt was flirting with me, too. incest is actually normal in a lot of countries. its taboo in some

Uh why can't you hook up with her now
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 8:09:21 AM
#39:


Cheater87 posted...
Tacos are to be eaten at any time!

Yeah I really hope that wasn't a one time special

but you know really, i don't have to fuck my own aunt either..
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obeseexplosive
12/19/17 8:13:53 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Cheater87 posted...
Tacos are to be eaten at any time!

Yeah I really hope that wasn't a one time special

but you know really, i don't have to fuck my own aunt either..

You don't have to. But you should.
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AlternativeFAQS
12/19/17 8:14:57 AM
#41:


boxington posted...
if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order

no questions


this wtf
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 8:15:49 AM
#42:


obeseexplosive posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Cheater87 posted...
Tacos are to be eaten at any time!

Yeah I really hope that wasn't a one time special

but you know really, i don't have to fuck my own aunt either..

You don't have to. But you should.

i feel like this would be CE's response if I asked if I should blow my own brains out
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obeseexplosive
12/19/17 8:18:07 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Cheater87 posted...
Tacos are to be eaten at any time!

Yeah I really hope that wasn't a one time special

but you know really, i don't have to fuck my own aunt either..

You don't have to. But you should.

i feel like this would be CE's response if I asked if I should blow my own brains out

Uh what
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 8:19:37 AM
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Not talking about you, but maybe other CE users. it was kind of joke,,, but still true
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 8:24:21 AM
#45:


I've dranken way to much, think I'm gonna try to go to bed
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 9:17:32 AM
#46:


i can't sleep

wish i were balls deep in her right now
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gunplagirl
12/19/17 9:22:01 AM
#47:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh

I'm totally in support of your aunt. And if she wants you to eat her taco, you gotta. It's the rule.
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EverDownward
12/19/17 9:24:16 AM
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This happened
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 9:26:38 AM
#49:


gunplagirl posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh

I'm totally in support of your aunt. And if she wants you to eat her taco, you gotta. It's the rule.

Alright.. I'm not coming on to her though, it's on her

EverDownward posted...
This happened

it really did happen <_<
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Zikten
12/19/17 9:39:15 AM
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How old is your aunt?
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JimmyJumper6
12/19/17 9:40:13 AM
#51:


Zikten posted...
How old is your aunt?

36

im 24
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