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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 5:22:34 AM #1: |
Usually my parents are asleep by now but my dad was awake and answered the phone, he picked up and said hello, then passed the phone over to me
"Taco Bell! How would you like your taco tonight?" I ask "Uh who is this?" "Sorry this is Rebecca.. I thought your parents were asleep by now Jimmy.. I'll talk to you later" What dis mean CE? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 5:36:34 AM #2: |
does she want to fuck?
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Turbam 12/19/17 5:39:26 AM #3: |
Your auntie got a fat butt?
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 5:40:47 AM #4: |
Turbam posted...
Your auntie got a fat butt? Kinda, she's not fat but she's like 5'8" 155 lbs.. Big girl, but not fat, ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 12/19/17 5:41:20 AM #5: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Turbam posted...Your auntie got a fat butt? Do it my man. Go for them tacos :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 12/19/17 5:42:53 AM #6: |
if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order
no questions --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 5:49:37 AM #7: |
Turbam posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...Turbam posted...Your auntie got a fat butt? Idk dude.., she's like an 8/10.. but my aunt d00d boxington posted... if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order I feel you dude, but I live where there are no taco bells so I was legit confused, I knew it wasn't the comp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 12/19/17 5:51:01 AM #8: |
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco.
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 5:59:45 AM #9: |
SpiralDrift posted...
I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco. but what if she's an 8/10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 12/19/17 6:01:16 AM #10: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco. Depends on the allocation of the 8 between boobs/ass/face. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:02:56 AM #11: |
SpiralDrift posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...SpiralDrift posted...I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco. Okay boobs between normal/large. ass, a little thick, plus shapely face, above average very nice on the eyes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:11:05 AM #12: |
Was it really inviting me to fuck her though, or was it just a like a "prank" call. I can't tell
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Third_Eye 12/19/17 6:12:43 AM #13: |
call her back ffs ask to meet up or something
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:16:40 AM #14: |
Third_Eye posted...
call her back ffs you would have no problem ramming your hot aunt should she invite you? I mean dude I've fantasized over her, but she is my blood family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Third_Eye 12/19/17 6:20:48 AM #15: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Third_Eye posted...call her back ffs my aunt molested me when i was young. it messed me up. i wish she had done more to me and i wish i could have picked up that my other aunt was flirting with me, too. incest is actually normal in a lot of countries. its taboo in some ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:25:43 AM #16: |
damn dude
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:27:16 AM #17: |
I don't know man, that's alot..
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EternalDivide 12/19/17 6:31:47 AM #18: |
In my whole life, the only time the phone rings after midnight. It's never good news.
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:37:38 AM #19: |
EternalDivide posted...
In my whole life, the only time the phone rings after midnight. It's never good news. im sorry :( ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/19/17 6:40:48 AM #21: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...JimmyJumper6 posted...SpiralDrift posted...I'm sorry, but even if she's my aunt I'd be incredibly turned off by a girl referring to her privates as a taco. Need pics to decide --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:44:56 AM #22: |
I'm not sure if i'm gonna post pics..
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Frolex 12/19/17 6:55:41 AM #23: |
ce actually gonna bring back the incest meme for the tail end of 2017?
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 6:56:43 AM #24: |
I mean, this is the real thing right here
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Jiggy101011 12/19/17 7:02:06 AM #25: |
Why would she call the house phone and not your cell phone if she wanted to hook up?
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:03:56 AM #26: |
she does not have my cell,, and I idk man
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KYOJIROKAGENUMA 12/19/17 7:20:32 AM #27: |
Drug call on home phone...
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:21:48 AM #28: |
what
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:27:25 AM #29: |
I don't know man I mean, if I personally answered the phone, and she invited me over to her place (I don't even know for sure). I would have went,, but now i'm getting near drunk and yeah..
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:43:35 AM #30: |
REGRETS CE
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gunplagirl 12/19/17 7:46:25 AM #31: |
Don't have regrets, post pics then do the dew
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:50:31 AM #32: |
i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh
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Laserion 12/19/17 7:53:53 AM #33: |
This is obviously about you being the Chosen One for something, and your aunt is the only one who knows, not your parents. Just call her and ask what's up.
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 7:56:08 AM #34: |
it's like 4 am right now, and her boyfriend is usually there 7 days out of the week (just not tonight)
it's to late man. plus i'm drunk and tend to get whiskey dick anyways ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 12/19/17 7:58:16 AM #35: |
Third_Eye posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...Third_Eye posted...call her back ffs I'm surprised this post hasn't gotten more attention, tbh. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 12/19/17 7:59:18 AM #36: |
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 8:05:34 AM #37: |
SpiralDrift posted...
Third_Eye posted...JimmyJumper6 posted...Third_Eye posted...call her back ffs Yeah, there's alot to it man, it's almost hard to respond to ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/19/17 8:07:24 AM #38: |
Third_Eye posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...Third_Eye posted...call her back ffs Uh why can't you hook up with her now --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 8:09:21 AM #39: |
Cheater87 posted...
Tacos are to be eaten at any time! Yeah I really hope that wasn't a one time special but you know really, i don't have to fuck my own aunt either.. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/19/17 8:13:53 AM #40: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Cheater87 posted...Tacos are to be eaten at any time! You don't have to. But you should. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlternativeFAQS 12/19/17 8:14:57 AM #41: |
boxington posted...
if someone called me at midnight, asking what I wanted from Taco Bell, I'd give them my order this wtf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 8:15:49 AM #42: |
obeseexplosive posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...Cheater87 posted...Tacos are to be eaten at any time! i feel like this would be CE's response if I asked if I should blow my own brains out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/19/17 8:18:07 AM #43: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
obeseexplosive posted...JimmyJumper6 posted...Cheater87 posted...Tacos are to be eaten at any time! Uh what --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 8:19:37 AM #44: |
Not talking about you, but maybe other CE users. it was kind of joke,,, but still true
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 8:24:21 AM #45: |
I've dranken way to much, think I'm gonna try to go to bed
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 9:17:32 AM #46: |
i can't sleep
wish i were balls deep in her right now ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/19/17 9:22:01 AM #47: |
JimmyJumper6 posted...
i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh I'm totally in support of your aunt. And if she wants you to eat her taco, you gotta. It's the rule. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 12/19/17 9:24:16 AM #48: |
This happened
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 9:26:38 AM #49: |
gunplagirl posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...i thought a girl would be more 'correct' about this tbh Alright.. I'm not coming on to her though, it's on her EverDownward posted... This happened it really did happen <_< ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/19/17 9:39:15 AM #50: |
How old is your aunt?
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JimmyJumper6 12/19/17 9:40:13 AM #51: |
Zikten posted...
How old is your aunt? 36 im 24 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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