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Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:06:09 AM #1:	I need to find a hot girl who is willing to reproduce with me. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892485465] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>I need to find a hot girl who is willing to reproduce with me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/19/17 2:07:09 AM #2:	Please don't. Just don't. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:892485498] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/19/17 2:07:45 AM #3:	I say run out the clock, see what happens. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:892485512] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>I say run out the clock, see what happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 12/19/17 2:08:05 AM #4:	men can reproduce until they die but yeah you probably shouldnt --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade http://i.imgur.com/MYYEIx5.gif http://i.imgur.com/WGE12ef.jpg <cite>solosnake posted [p:892485523] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>men can reproduce until they die but yeah you probably shouldnt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:08:44 AM #5:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Please don't. Just don't. I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892485541] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/19/17 2:11:55 AM #6:	You are indeed, and don't forget the year or two of dating before even making the decision to have them. --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:892485630] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>You are indeed, and don't forget the year or two of dating before even making the decision to have them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohmanihopeidont 12/19/17 2:12:52 AM #7:	sperm bank it --- getbanned <cite>ohmanihopeidont posted [p:892485656] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>sperm bank it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/19/17 2:13:51 AM #8:	Pepys Monster posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Please don't. Just don't. I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after. There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt? --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:892485686] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after.</quote> There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:14:09 AM #9:	smoke_break posted... You are indeed, and don't forget the year or two of dating before even making the decision to have them. Maybe I should skip the concept of traditional dating and try to find a hot girl who wants kids now. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892485704] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote>You are indeed, and don't forget the year or two of dating before even making the decision to have them.</quote> Maybe I should skip the concept of traditional dating and try to find a hot girl who wants kids now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:14:58 AM #10:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Pepys Monster posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Please don't. Just don't. I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after. There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt? Because I'm an alpha male. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892485730] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after.</quote> There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt?</quote> Because I'm an alpha male.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/19/17 2:16:03 AM #11:	You could... but don't you want to get to know the mother of your future children first? She could be a psycho that's good at hiding it. --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:892485761] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>You could... but don't you want to get to know the mother of your future children first? She could be a psycho that's good at hiding it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/19/17 2:16:06 AM #12:	Pepys Monster posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Pepys Monster posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Please don't. Just don't. I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after. There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt? Because I'm an alpha male. Clearly you're no Chad. In fact you're as um-Chad as it gets. Don't lie to me, son --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:892485764] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 kids, and live happily ever after.</quote> There's too many people on this planet as it is. Why not adopt?</quote> Because I'm an alpha male.</quote> Clearly you're no Chad. In fact you're as um-Chad as it gets. Don't lie to me, son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:18:12 AM #13:	smoke_break posted... You could... but don't you want to get to know the mother of your future children first? She could be a psycho that's good at hiding it. Well, that would be ideal. But I'm already 29 and my life has not been ideal. It's been full of heartbreak and missed opportunities. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892485819] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote>You could... but don't you want to get to know the mother of your future children first? She could be a psycho that's good at hiding it.</quote> Well, that would be ideal. But I'm already 29 and my life has not been ideal. It's been full of heartbreak and missed opportunities.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/19/17 2:25:04 AM #14:	Sounds like my life, except the missed opportunities part. I didn't miss anything. It just all ended poorly. --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:892486020] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like my life, except the missed opportunities part. I didn't miss anything. It just all ended poorly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:35:28 AM #15:	smoke_break posted... Sounds like my life, except the missed opportunities part. I didn't miss anything. It just all ended poorly. Oh. Well, a girl I met online liked me and wanted me to get her pregnant 5 years ago. But she lived far away. I guess I could have moved there and made it happen if I put in the effort. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892486291] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoke_break posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like my life, except the missed opportunities part. I didn't miss anything. It just all ended poorly. </quote> Oh. Well, a girl I met online liked me and wanted me to get her pregnant 5 years ago. But she lived far away. I guess I could have moved there and made it happen if I put in the effort.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/19/17 2:37:19 AM #16:	coughing fit of laughter --- http://i.imgur.com/z0BicYh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OQD4jP2.png <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:892486343] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>coughing fit of laughter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/19/17 2:50:38 AM #17:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Please don't. Just don't. it's his life. not saying it's going to be enjoyable because it isn't. --- I'd hate to be that guy. he'll be dodging freak accidents for the rest of his life now. Final Destination rules - RickyTheBAWSE <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:892486783] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Please don't. Just don't.</quote> it's his life. not saying it's going to be enjoyable because it isn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FluttershyPony 12/19/17 2:51:43 AM #18:	You have 30+ years to go brainboy. But go ahead and ruin your life cause of a whim. <cite>FluttershyPony posted [p:892486823] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>You have 30+ years to go brainboy. But go ahead and ruin your life cause of a whim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 12/19/17 2:53:32 AM #19:	Find someone with kids instead --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:892486870] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote>Find someone with kids instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/19/17 2:54:59 AM #20:	FluttershyPony posted... You have 30+ years to go brainboy. But go ahead and ruin your life cause of a whim. Reproducing with a hot girl is the greatest achievement a man can accomplish. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892486907] in At 29, I'm... [t:76114596]...</cite> <quote><cite>FluttershyPony posted...</cite> <quote>You have 30+ years to go brainboy. But go ahead and ruin your life cause of a whim.</quote> Reproducing with a hot girl is the greatest achievement a man can accomplish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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