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literal_garbage
12/17/17 12:36:38 AM
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Why does this group want to have sex with everything. Why does every session involving groping and tongues
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JustMonika
12/17/17 12:37:31 AM
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Why slay the dragon? When you can lay the dragon?
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Blue_Inigo
12/17/17 12:39:17 AM
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????
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Skyscraper101
12/17/17 12:39:42 AM
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So your one group equals all "dnd nerds", got it.

Sounds like you fit in perfectly with them.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/17/17 12:40:23 AM
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JustMonika posted...
Why slay the dragon? When you can lay the dragon?

Ravioli ravioli
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Vicious_Dios
12/17/17 12:41:43 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
JustMonika posted...
Why slay the dragon? When you can lay the dragon?

Ravioli ravioli


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhrH0igAhw

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Zodd3224
12/17/17 12:42:49 AM
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I may have to check out this dnd you speak of
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matteus70
12/17/17 12:43:40 AM
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Because we're animals.
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literal_garbage
12/17/17 12:45:41 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
????

Its just that pinning down pcs during the night and doing things to them seems unnecessary
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literal_garbage
12/17/17 1:12:36 AM
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Skyscraper101 posted...
So your one group equals all "dnd nerds", got it.

Sounds like you fit in perfectly with them.

Are you flaming me sir
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C_Pain
12/17/17 1:14:13 AM
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???
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How quaint.
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St0rmFury
12/17/17 1:15:02 AM
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Someone post that Key & Peele D&D skit.
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BiIlyAssManGunn
12/17/17 1:17:35 AM
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Hey that's not a fair assessment brother calm down
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literal_garbage
12/17/17 1:20:33 AM
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And whats with them always wanting to play and drop acid before the session And then pass around a pipe during the game?

What are they doing
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KingArthur3D
12/17/17 1:32:25 AM
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JustMonika posted...
Why slay the dragon? When you can lay the dragon?
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literal_garbage
12/17/17 1:33:00 AM
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Wariodorf posted...
Are you the DM? If not, ask the DM to give consequences to the players.

Who has the time to dm in 2017
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/17 1:34:36 AM
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Half-something has been a thing since before D&D, with Chainmail, in 1971.
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SableWolfAngel
12/17/17 2:02:35 AM
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OR, or... you can make it more fun by having the NPCs rape and/or molest your character for a little more depth. Add some LARPing in there and you've got a recipe for the most mind blowing D&D you'll ever experience. I personally recommend it, but only for a solo campaign and only if your DM is ok with things getting that real.
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ChromaticAngel
12/17/17 2:04:16 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Someone post that Key & Peele D&D skit.

It's only on Vimeo because Youtube Copyright shit.

https://vimeo.com/39114507
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008Zulu
12/17/17 2:06:57 AM
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Have the DM force the player's characters to wear a magicial chastity belt, that inflicts 1d4 electrical (save for half), every time they try something pervy like that.
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Spidey5
12/17/17 2:07:39 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
JustMonika posted...
Why slay the dragon? When you can lay the dragon?

Ravioli ravioli

Eheheh
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JustMonika
12/17/17 2:08:21 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
OR, or... you can make it more fun by having the NPCs rape and/or molest your character for a little more depth. Add some LARPing in there and you've got a recipe for the most mind blowing D&D you'll ever experience. I personally recommend it, but only for a solo campaign and only if your DM is ok with things getting that real.

I think Sable may be a bit into the rough stuff :D
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SableWolfAngel
12/17/17 2:15:10 AM
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JustMonika posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
OR, or... you can make it more fun by having the NPCs rape and/or molest your character for a little more depth. Add some LARPing in there and you've got a recipe for the most mind blowing D&D you'll ever experience. I personally recommend it, but only for a solo campaign and only if your DM is ok with things getting that real.

I think Sable may be a bit into the rough stuff :D


What can I say? I wanted my first D&D session to be one I'd always remember. I guess it's a bit of a weird start, but who's to say it wasn't the very best way to experience the true magic and immersion of the game? I found myself drawn in and captivated by the ever evolving plot. I never knew how fun it was until I tried it.
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JustMonika
12/17/17 2:15:45 AM
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Oh I wasn't judging.
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SableWolfAngel
12/17/17 2:19:13 AM
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JustMonika posted...
Oh I wasn't judging.


I know, but I just wanted to elaborate further. I hope everyone who plays can have as much fun as I did when I played.
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