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gafemaqs 12/11/17 9:37:16 AM #1:	I still have to wipe my own butt! --- You're being trolled. Get over it. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:892001616] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>I still have to wipe my own butt!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 12/11/17 9:40:28 AM #2:	Get old and enter a nursing home. Get all the butt wiping you need. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:892001714] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>Get old and enter a nursing home. Get all the butt wiping you need.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mikablu 12/11/17 9:40:29 AM #3:	Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole. <cite>Mikablu posted [p:892001715] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 12/11/17 9:40:48 AM #4:	Mikablu posted... Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole. --- This life is just a game we play, that we can never win. But don't give up, no don't give up. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:892001730] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mikablu posted...</cite> <quote>Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 12/11/17 9:42:29 AM #5:	Three seashells master race --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:892001798] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>Three seashells master race</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 12/11/17 9:46:53 AM #6:	Mikablu posted... Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole. I'm interested but I fear it just makes the poop on your butt wet instead of actually getting rid of it. --- You're being trolled. Get over it. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:892001957] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mikablu posted...</cite> <quote>Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole.</quote> I'm interested but I fear it just makes the poop on your butt wet instead of actually getting rid of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 12/11/17 9:47:15 AM #7:	eston posted... Three seashells master race TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:892001974] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Three seashells master race</quote> TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/11/17 9:47:52 AM #8:	Error1355 posted... Mikablu posted... Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole. Master race --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:892001992] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mikablu posted...</cite> <quote>Bidet. No need for wiping when you get a water jet right into your bumhole.</quote></quote> Master race</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blahblahfatbomb 12/11/17 9:54:08 AM #9:	clearaflagrantj posted... eston posted... Three seashells master race TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>blahblahfatbomb posted [p:892002210] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Three seashells master race</quote> TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 12/11/17 9:55:18 AM #10:	Replace the teeth on a chainsaw with toilet paper and you're good to go. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:892002257] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>Replace the teeth on a chainsaw with toilet paper and you're good to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ACHEEKSMALLOY 12/11/17 10:19:32 AM #11:	blahblahfatbomb posted... clearaflagrantj posted... eston posted... Three seashells master race TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao --- Gamertag: ALMIGHTY CHEEKS The CUBS are the 2016 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! <cite>ACHEEKSMALLOY posted [p:892003171] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>blahblahfatbomb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Three seashells master race</quote> TC doesn't know how to use the three shells lmao</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 12/11/17 12:34:57 PM #12:	deupd_u posted... Replace the teeth on a chainsaw with toilet paper and you're good to go. That's fucking genius --- You're being trolled. Get over it. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:892009467] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>Replace the teeth on a chainsaw with toilet paper and you're good to go.</quote> That's fucking genius</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 12/11/17 12:48:54 PM #13:	Get a bidet from Amazon Prime. I did 3 years ago and it's awesome --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:892010276] in 2017 and s... [t:76086502]...</cite> <quote>Get a bidet from Amazon Prime. I did 3 years ago and it's awesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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