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_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 6:30:11 AM #1:	Timberwolves were spotted in town yesterday. Now I'm going to be paranoid af every day my dogs will be attacked. They're 20 lb. beagles, they wouldn't stand a chance. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891933162] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Timberwolves were spotted in town yesterday. Now I'm going to be paranoid af every day my dogs will be attacked. They're 20 lb. beagles, they wouldn't stand a chance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:00:15 AM #2:	I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891939680] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 12/10/17 11:01:28 AM #3:	Do wolves attack dogs? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:891939735] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Do wolves attack dogs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReedRothchiId 12/10/17 11:01:31 AM #4:	Do you live in Minnesota? --- https://i.imgur.com/26ZCou0.gif http://i.imgur.com/IfGzr.gif <cite>ReedRothchiId posted [p:891939736] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:02:19 AM #5:	Squall28 posted... Do wolves attack dogs? Yeah? If it's small and they're hungry and it's a mammal they're probably going to try to eat it. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891939763] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Do wolves attack dogs?</quote> Yeah? If it's small and they're hungry and it's a mammal they're probably going to try to eat it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:02:25 AM #6:	ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891939768] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 12/10/17 11:03:13 AM #7:	_Goggalor_ posted... I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs. You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die. --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:891939788] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote>I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs.</quote> You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReedRothchiId 12/10/17 11:03:27 AM #8:	_Goggalor_ posted... ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around? --- https://i.imgur.com/26ZCou0.gif http://i.imgur.com/IfGzr.gif <cite>ReedRothchiId posted [p:891939802] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:09:12 AM #9:	glitteringfairy posted... _Goggalor_ posted... I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs. You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die. If it's weak and hungry maybe a wild display or just plain going for it will make it back off. They're smart animals and if they're risking coming into town where its only predator (man) lives, it's going to be just as nervous as you. People have made Bears fuck off that way. They don't want to risk any injury most of the time so they can preserve their bodies for the next hunt. Even a bad eye poke can be fatal in the long run for a predator like a lone wolf. It needs its eye sight to judge distances when tracking/attacking prey. It will act to preserve this over killing what's in front of it unless it's rabid or just plain crazy and starved. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940016] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote>I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs.</quote> You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die.</quote> If it's weak and hungry maybe a wild display or just plain going for it will make it back off. They're smart animals and if they're risking coming into town where its only predator (man) lives, it's going to be just as nervous as you. People have made Bears fuck off that way. They don't want to risk any injury most of the time so they can preserve their bodies for the next hunt. Even a bad eye poke can be fatal in the long run for a predator like a lone wolf. It needs its eye sight to judge distances when tracking/attacking prey. It will act to preserve this over killing what's in front of it unless it's rabid or just plain crazy and starved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/10/17 11:09:16 AM #10:	Carry like a pocket knife or something on you. If the wolf attacks, stab it. Might give you a fighting chance and even the odds <cite>Zikten posted [p:891940018] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Carry like a pocket knife or something on you. If the wolf attacks, stab it. Might give you a fighting chance and even the odds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:09:38 AM #11:	ReedRothchiId posted... _Goggalor_ posted... ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around? Yes. In my neighborhood apparently. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940036] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around?</quote> Yes. In my neighborhood apparently.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 12/10/17 11:09:48 AM #12:	glitteringfairy posted... _Goggalor_ posted... I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs. You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die. This. Wolves are modern day velociraptors. You're going to get killed. Stay inside and use a gun if you need to go outside. --- but Marxist theory is extremely consistent, both internally and with reality. -averagejeol <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:891940040] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote>I don't think they'd come into town where people are normally. But if they can't get prey or get kicked out of a pack they might. I swear, I will fight a wolf if it fucks with my dogs.</quote> You will lose and you will die. Throughout history wolves have terrorized entire towns killing upwards of 100+ people in each scenario. Don't try it unless you have a gun and clear path of escape. I repeat you will die.</quote> This. Wolves are modern day velociraptors. You're going to get killed. Stay inside and use a gun if you need to go outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 12/10/17 11:10:14 AM #13:	ReedRothchiId posted... _Goggalor_ posted... ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around? Lmao --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:891940050] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around?</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 12/10/17 11:10:41 AM #14:	use wolf repellant --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:891940069] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>use wolf repellant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:11:00 AM #15:	Uncle_Drew posted... ReedRothchiId posted... _Goggalor_ posted... ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around? Lmao Garnet just dunked on a kid so hard he died lol. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940082] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>Uncle_Drew posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around?</quote> Lmao</quote> Garnet just dunked on a kid so hard he died lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 12/10/17 11:11:49 AM #16:	Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded. --- but Marxist theory is extremely consistent, both internally and with reality. -averagejeol <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:891940117] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:12:46 AM #17:	FLUFFYGERM posted... Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded. What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940152] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded.</quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 12/10/17 11:15:37 AM #18:	_Goggalor_ posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded. What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns. You ever seen The Grey? --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:891940265] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded.</quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns.</quote> You ever seen The Grey?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:16:30 AM #19:	Uncle_Drew posted... _Goggalor_ posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded. What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns. You ever seen The Grey? Hey, we don't know how Liam Neeson faired with those broken bottles. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940308] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>Uncle_Drew posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded.</quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns.</quote> You ever seen The Grey?</quote> Hey, we don't know how Liam Neeson faired with those broken bottles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 12/10/17 11:16:58 AM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0 --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:891940330] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 12/10/17 11:18:41 AM #21:	Time to become an rpg protagonist --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:891940397] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Time to become an rpg protagonist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 12/10/17 11:19:01 AM #22:	https://goo.gl/WiHLfM <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:891940415] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>https://goo.gl/WiHLfM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjarobot_22 12/10/17 11:21:25 AM #23:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0 Don't fuck with Kevin Nash and Sting <cite>ninjarobot_22 posted [p:891940522] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0</quote> Don't fuck with Kevin Nash and Sting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 12/10/17 11:23:02 AM #24:	_Goggalor_ posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded. What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns. They're up to 180 lbs and upwards of 6 feet long. You don't stand a chance even if it's alone. --- but Marxist theory is extremely consistent, both internally and with reality. -averagejeol <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:891940581] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>Adult timber wolves can weigh up to 180 lbs. They will kill you if you try to fight one barehanded.</quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword? I don't have guns.</quote> They're up to 180 lbs and upwards of 6 feet long. You don't stand a chance even if it's alone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 12/10/17 11:27:47 AM #25:	_Goggalor_ posted... What about with a butcher knife or a sword? giantblimpN7 posted... Time to become an rpg protagonist --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:891940794] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword?</quote> <cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote>Time to become an rpg protagonist</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 12/10/17 11:32:25 AM #26:	REMercsChamp posted... _Goggalor_ posted... What about with a butcher knife or a sword? giantblimpN7 posted... Time to become an rpg protagonist Lol Wolf vs. Dude with fake sword. Let's go. Jk pls stay out of town and don't kill me or my pets thank you wolf. --- Now playing: Destroy All Humans <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:891940999] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote> What about with a butcher knife or a sword?</quote> <cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote>Time to become an rpg protagonist</quote></quote> Lol Wolf vs. Dude with fake sword. Let's go. Jk pls stay out of town and don't kill me or my pets thank you wolf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 12/10/17 11:46:24 AM #27:	Dress up like a girl wolf, bugs Bunny style, and distract them from your doggos --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:891941561] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote>Dress up like a girl wolf, bugs Bunny style, and distract them from your doggos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/10/17 11:57:03 AM #28:	Uncle_Drew posted... ReedRothchiId posted... _Goggalor_ posted... ReedRothchiId posted... Do you live in Minnesota? Yup. So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around? Lmao Smh I will fight Wiggins if he comes near my dog --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:891942029] in Oh great, ... [t:76082626]...</cite> <quote><cite>Uncle_Drew posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_Goggalor_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ReedRothchiId posted...</cite> <quote>Do you live in Minnesota?</quote> Yup.</quote> So you literally have Minnesota timberwolves running around?</quote> Lmao</quote> Smh I will fight Wiggins if he comes near my dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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