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Xelltrix
12/08/17 10:26:50 AM
#51:


Golett. I'm a normal type, I can't even hurt it.
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masterpug53
12/08/17 10:29:04 AM
#52:


Not just a Gyarados, but a Mega Gyarados. I'm already fish poop.
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OpShaft
12/08/17 10:30:57 AM
#53:


Pidove. I think I'll be alright
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Uncle_Drew
12/08/17 10:42:20 AM
#54:


Scizor-mega

So idk what it is so I googled, apparently it's 6'7", 275 pounds

Some highlights from Wikipedia:

Mega Scizor's pincers lengthen and develop serrations

The barbs on Mega Scizor's claws can stab through concrete, and opponents caught in them are unable to escape.

Scizor's body is as hard as steel, with claws strong enough to crush any hard object

So yeah pretty much screwed. Unless guns work well against pokemon?
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Paper_Okami
12/08/17 10:43:46 AM
#55:


Dusclops... I'm boned
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C7D
12/08/17 10:47:46 AM
#56:


Seviper:
C7D used shovel. It was super effective. One hit KO!
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joe_stalin518
12/08/17 10:49:29 AM
#57:


Monferno
Great a flaming monkey >_>
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desertman
12/08/17 10:49:48 AM
#58:


Slakoth
I'll be fine.
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averagejoel
12/08/17 11:32:19 AM
#59:


Uncle_Drew posted...
Scizor-mega

So idk what it is so I googled, apparently it's 6'7", 275 pounds

Some highlights from Wikipedia:

Mega Scizor's pincers lengthen and develop serrations

The barbs on Mega Scizor's claws can stab through concrete, and opponents caught in them are unable to escape.

Scizor's body is as hard as steel, with claws strong enough to crush any hard object

So yeah pretty much screwed. Unless guns work well against pokemon?

a flamethrower would be pretty effective
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Musourenka
12/08/17 11:35:02 AM
#60:


Lampent

If I lick it, it faints, right?
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LightHawKnight
12/08/17 11:36:41 AM
#61:


Mega Alakazam.... I am dead before I can even think.
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teepan95
12/08/17 11:36:49 AM
#62:


Lotad

I reckon I'd be able to survive
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creativerealms
12/08/17 11:38:12 AM
#63:


Litleo, it's just so cute. I have nothing to worry about. That little guy won't hurt me.

Yeah I'm dead.
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apolloooo
12/08/17 11:42:45 AM
#64:


Ditto
It wll disguise as my mom and stab me when i sleep.

Gg ce

I believe i got the most interesting death trick.

If ditto is smart enough to disguise itself as someone i know and kill me, or turn itself into a dangerois object or other pokemon i am screwed. If it appeared in its base form, i will make a pancake out of it.

If it turned into me, i win because o know all of my weaknesses
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P4wn4g3
12/08/17 11:43:52 AM
#65:


Manetric

Well it's fast and can harness electricity. But if I find a way to be grounded then shoot it should be good.
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teepan95
12/08/17 11:45:29 AM
#66:


apolloooo posted...
Ditto
It wll disguise as my mom and stab me when i sleep.

Gg ce

Look at the face. Or make it laugh. Ditto can't stay transformed while laughing. You know any jokes? You'd better...
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apolloooo
12/08/17 11:45:51 AM
#67:


teepan95 posted...
apolloooo posted...
Ditto
It wll disguise as my mom and stab me when i sleep.

Gg ce

Look at the face. Or make it laugh. Ditto can't stay transformed while laughing. You know any jokes? You'd better...

TIL
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Sada_Pop
12/08/17 11:46:09 AM
#68:


What is Ralts?
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IfGodCouldDie
12/08/17 11:49:13 AM
#69:


F1areaGaman posted...
Zubat

Not only will I be fine, that thing is DEAD>

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mellotune
12/08/17 11:53:39 AM
#70:


Also got Ditto, am screwed. It can be anyone or anything, I would just give up.
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averagejoel
12/08/17 12:40:25 PM
#71:


Sada_Pop posted...
What is Ralts?

it's the smallest form of Gardevoir/Gallade

one of the weakest pokemon overall - if memory serves, its base stats are less than Magikarp's
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Trumpo
12/08/17 12:46:02 PM
#72:


Noibat

RIP my ears
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Cheater87
12/08/17 12:46:57 PM
#73:


Paras, this could be easy depending on the level.
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SapphireOfChaos
12/08/17 12:50:16 PM
#74:


RQAZjZV

I'd deflower her, lol.
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Spidey5
12/08/17 1:02:27 PM
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Gunpo
12/08/17 1:03:38 PM
#77:


Wobbofet, I'm good
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Thekiller37
12/08/17 1:14:52 PM
#78:


Rapidash. I'm fucked.
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