Current Events > l had the most epic dream last night

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It started off with me laying on my bed as a black man and former WWE divas champion AJ Lee comes in and has sex with me. It lasts like 12 seconds but they were very memorable seconds. Anyway, upon completion, she gets a really goofy look on her face and I'm just like thanks. It ends with me having to wait for all the baby batter to leak out of my V-Giny (I have one now for some reason). Skipping past the uninteresting scene where I try to clean up the copious amounts of CEmen from the sheets, this part ends.

This cuts to a scene with me and my mom driving by the library and for some reason we get out and start walking. As we're walking a little brown girl shows up and is like hey cornman! I'm like... Hello. She then jumps off her perch and down to us and starts walking with us. I keep thinking man where do I know you from? (I don't think it's ever directly stated but she may have been a manifestation of an old school friend) anyway for some reason the two of us are transportated to a school. She says something like I gotta go pee real quick and it ends there.

Somehow, I'm then transportated to my old school where I'm carrying a little blonde girl. Maybe not little perse, but like 14 or something. Anyway she's wrapped up in a blanket and im carrying her for some reason. I think people were bullying her or something and I rescued her..... Or something. I'm carrying her around the school and I get into an argument with someone and eventually I realize that I'm just holding something in one hand now. Turns out.... Somehow me arguing fucking disintegrated the girl I was holding, and now she's the size of my hand; I open the blanket and all there is is mush and a tiny heart in the middle. For some reason this makes me go fuckin crazy, I start running around screaming like hungry box when he won evo 2016. I'm running around everywhere and every time I blink there's weird graphic imagery. I somehow get the idea that a nine inch nails song is playing but I'm pretty sure it was Rob zombie now that I think about it. I'm going crazy and fuckin Trent Reznor shows up on a screen singing a new song I haven't heard before and around that time, that part ends.

The entire dream ends with (I shit you not) me going on CE and I'm about to make a topic about how I just had sex but I realized that this is a dream so I shouldn't post that.
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