Poll of the Day > When ever i have a sex dream, i always wake up just as i am about to get laid

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This morning my alarm starts to go off when i got to the good part
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Smh even your dreams are friendzoning you
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I don't even make it that far. The other night I had a dream where a girl wanted to have sex with me, and I said no and that I wanted to go to sleep. She thought I was lying so she grabbed my crotch. It was limp and I said "I told you." Then I climbed into bed, rolled over, and went to sleep.

Woke up for real what felt like a few hours later.
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Muscles posted...

Smh even your dreams are friendzoning you

Not like i have never had sex before, but sucks when this happens.

Anyways, i feel this is relevant to this topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgtOEKcIBs
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Maybe you have sex in your dreams all the time but you can only remember the ones where you don't because your brain is trolling you.
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i've had a dream like that before, but in my dream I would hope I had already had sex with the chick considering in the dream I was married to her. it was one of those dreams where its basically you having your idea of a perfect life and you wake up to reality and get depressed.
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Personally I usually am mid sex when I wake up. Been quite some time since I remember a dream like that though.
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DarkKirby2500 posted...

Maybe you have sex in your dreams all the time but you can only remember the ones where you don't because your brain is trolling you.

Very possible, i only ever remember my last dream of the night.
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DarkKirby2500 posted...

Maybe you have sex in your dreams all the time but you can only remember the ones where you don't because your brain is trolling you.

As someone who remembers a good majority of their dreams, I can confirm that this is not true. Either that or I am just that much of a virgin.
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I usually last 3 seconds irl and in dreams
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I don't have many sex dreams in general but if it isn't from waking up, usually something really weird happens in my dream that stops it. If I do get that far though, it feel a really weird.
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I usually dream that something cool is about to happen but then something bullshit and stupid happens instead.

Oh, I get invited to hang out with Batman and Batgirl? Woops, I can't find my car keys.
Oh, I'm about to get laid? Oops, I can't get the door to the bedroom open.

My dreams suck.

It generally annoys me when anything sexual happens in my dreams. Because A) it lasts about five seconds, B) I don't even feel actual contact on my junk, just the feeling approaching orgasm, and C) I immediately wake up afterwards and have to change my pants. Late twenties and still having wet dreams. Ah, life is grand.

Luckily I only have such dreams if I go a number of days without sexual contact.

knivesX2004 posted...

I usually dream that something cool is about to happen but then something bullshit and stupid happens instead.

Oh, I get invited to hang out with Batman and Batgirl? Woops, I can't find my car keys.
Oh, I'm about to get laid? Oops, I can't get the door to the bedroom open.

My dreams suck.

I get that crap all the time in my dreams. I feel it's probably a manifestation of our insecurities, or something similar.
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Adrenaline.

One time I knew I needed to wake up, so I expected to see a girl when I turned around, and tried to have sex with her. Bam, I was awake.

My rule of dreams is that everything you expect to happen happens. My other rule of dreams is if I have to wonder if I'm dreaming or not, I'm dreaming, because I would never question that in real life. Third rule of dreams, no sex allowed.
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Yellow posted...

My other rule of dreams is if I have to wonder if I'm dreaming or not, I'm dreaming, because I would never question that in real life.

One time I knew I was dreaming because I actually set up a date with a girl. That is when I realized it wasn't actually happening.
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TheThirdDay posted...

I get that crap all the time in my dreams. I feel it's probably a manifestation of our insecurities, or something similar.

I'm sure a therapist would have a field day with my dreams.
It probably has something to do with hesitation to commit but who knows.

same

damn cockblocking dreams

Yellow posted...

My other rule of dreams is if I have to wonder if I'm dreaming or not, I'm dreaming

Sometimes I don't even wonder if I'm dreaming. I literally tell myself, "This is a dream." And the annoying part is that it is often followed by, "Well, I guess I better continue on with it." rather than taking advantage that it's a dream to do whatever I want.

Although, sometimes I'm smart enough to instead wake myself up. Which is often followed by me falling right back asleep.
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Usually, when inthink about having a lucid dream before sleeping, I have one. I take full advantage... sort of. I fly around. I give myself random powers and magic and crap. Just have fun doing stuff I can't do in real life.
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do you have any problems when it comes to getting it up for the occasion?
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LinkPizza posted...

Usually, when inthink about having a lucid dream before sleeping, I have one. I take full advantage... sort of. I fly around. I give myself random powers and magic and crap. Just have fun doing stuff I can't do in real life.

I wish that where true for me. I pretty much have to daydream to even get to sleep and very rarely what I daydream about seems to impact what I actually dream about.

but if I could willingly have lucid dreams i'd probably want to sleep a lot more so yeah..
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That's happened to me before, but lately it seems the problem in my sex dreams is I'll be half chub and it's all awkward. Also, I tend to realize I'm dreaming when I have a sex dream (or before it becomes sexy), but that usually seems to kill the vividness. I've gotten pretty good at realizing I'm dreaming, but I can never do anything with it because I feel half like I'm just sleeping.