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MakoReizei
12/02/17 11:15:26 AM
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einegutePerson
12/02/17 11:15:42 AM
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very much pls
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gafemaqs
12/02/17 11:18:24 AM
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Not even scary with the feathers
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Error1355
12/02/17 11:27:55 AM
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What about error birds?
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einegutePerson
12/02/17 11:28:22 AM
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you already ARE a bird
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Lonestar2000
12/02/17 11:31:13 AM
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Wp7HyOu
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charey
12/02/17 11:31:56 AM
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Can it fly while carrying a human?
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einegutePerson
12/02/17 11:32:35 AM
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charey posted...
Can it fly while carrying a human?

the thing in the op definitely has too much mass to fly
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12amMadman
12/02/17 11:34:59 AM
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Would ride
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MakoReizei
12/02/17 12:01:35 PM
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charey posted...
Can it fly while carrying a human?

they're flightless
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the_cajun88
12/02/17 12:03:35 PM
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Error1355 posted...
What about error birds?


beep bepGAWK
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ThyCorndog
12/02/17 12:05:41 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
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is that the bird from far cry 3? god those things were vicious. what are they called again? something with a C maybe

I never knew a bird like that existed till I saw it in the game. I looked them up after and it's like holy shit. they can tear through bones and wooden boards easily
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KStateKing17
12/02/17 12:11:08 PM
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Many birds will eat any other creature that would fit in it's mouth, including other birds so fuck that shit.
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Burgess
12/02/17 12:15:52 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Wp7HyOu

is that the bird from far cry 3? god those things were vicious. what are they called again? something with a C maybe

I never knew a bird like that existed till I saw it in the game. I looked them up after and it's like holy shit. they can tear through bones and wooden boards easily


Cassowary.
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Cookie Bag
12/02/17 12:16:48 PM
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I thought those still exist in australia?
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apolloooo
12/02/17 12:21:47 PM
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Burgess posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Wp7HyOu

is that the bird from far cry 3? god those things were vicious. what are they called again? something with a C maybe

I never knew a bird like that existed till I saw it in the game. I looked them up after and it's like holy shit. they can tear through bones and wooden boards easily


Cassowary.

Yeah, those things can gut you like fish in a sushi shop easy.

I heard from my friend, whose brother is in the military, that a soldier died from fucking around tjat thing during survival training in papua. It practically kicked a hole in his gut or something.

You either leave them alone because they are friggin territorial. One way to fight them tho, i heard is using umbrella. So you basically hold an open umbrella, big, long and sturdy one.

It will kick a hole and break the umbrella, but chances are its feet will get stuck in the metal frame to give you time to counter.

Wont last long or wont work at all since those thing are VICIOUS.
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ThyCorndog
12/02/17 12:28:16 PM
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yeah, cassowary. scary fucking animals tbh
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Shadowplay
12/02/17 12:29:18 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Burgess posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Wp7HyOu

is that the bird from far cry 3? god those things were vicious. what are they called again? something with a C maybe

I never knew a bird like that existed till I saw it in the game. I looked them up after and it's like holy shit. they can tear through bones and wooden boards easily


Cassowary.

Yeah, those things can gut you like fish in a sushi shop easy.

I heard from my friend, whose brother is in the military, that a soldier died from fucking around tjat thing during survival training in papua. It practically kicked a hole in his gut or something.

You either leave them alone because they are friggin territorial. One way to fight them tho, i heard is using umbrella. So you basically hold an open umbrella, big, long and sturdy one.

It will kick a hole and break the umbrella, but chances are its feet will get stuck in the metal frame to give you time to counter.

Wont last long or wont work at all since those thing are VICIOUS.

Yeah cassowaries (I think only one or two of the three species though) are the only birds other than ostriches that are known to have killed humans... unless you count that idiot that got stabbed by a chicken with a knife strapped to its leg during a cock fight.
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