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Anisoptera
11/30/17 7:45:09 PM
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Should the U.S. implement 'Government Issued Girlfriends/Boyfriends'?


For those struggling to get into a relationship. It doesn't have to be long term, but the government can issue companion to help you be a more dateable person so that you can go to college, start a career, and get married.
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Nzxt_Assassin
11/30/17 7:49:40 PM
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I don't see the downsides
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Steelix500
11/30/17 7:50:36 PM
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Sounds like one of my japanese animes
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Newhopes
11/30/17 7:53:39 PM
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Thats the last thing you govenment intervening in your personnal life.
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Duncanwii
11/30/17 7:54:59 PM
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So would girls get paid to go out with lonely virgins? Seems like everyone wins to me.
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CensorErik
11/30/17 7:55:20 PM
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Newhopes posted...
Thats the last thing you govenment intervening in your personnal life.

Did your rage get in the way of your words again?
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stoltenberg11
11/30/17 7:55:52 PM
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What a worthless topic
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Kanaya413
11/30/17 7:56:33 PM
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Questionmarktarius
11/30/17 7:57:21 PM
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Nzxt_Assassin posted...
I don't see the downsides

13th Amendment does
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SmidgeIsntBack
11/30/17 7:57:30 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
Sounds like one of my japanese animes


My Girlfriend Was A Gift From The Government
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Keith_Valentine
11/30/17 8:01:04 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
For those struggling to get into a relationship. It doesn't have to be long term, but the government can issue companion to help you be a more dateable person so that you can go to college, start a career, and get married.


This post says a lot. How is being single stopping you from going to college, or having a career?

You seem like one of those people who thinks if they had a so, they would have the motivation to dominate life.

Totally oblivious to the fact that a relationship is very often just the beginning of, and cause of, problems you never even imagined.

If anything, community's having a match maker would be far preferable. Anything the government gets involved in, they fuck up.
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Mikablu
11/30/17 8:04:15 PM
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No, but make brothels legal.
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Master_Bass
11/30/17 8:06:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Nzxt_Assassin posted...
I don't see the downsides

13th Amendment does

In that case, felon girls could still be hired. They get out of prison for a bit, and you get the company of a woman. Win win!
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Anisoptera
11/30/17 8:08:00 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Anisoptera posted...
For those struggling to get into a relationship. It doesn't have to be long term, but the government can issue companion to help you be a more dateable person so that you can go to college, start a career, and get married.


This post says a lot. How is being single stopping you from going to college, or having a career?

You seem like one of those people who thinks if they had a so, they would have the motivation to dominate life.

Totally oblivious to the fact that a relationship is very often just the beginning of, and cause of, problems you never even imagined.

If anything, community's having a match maker would be far preferable. Anything the government gets involved in, they fuck up.


If you're capable of making someone fall for you you're the kind of person that's capable of doing well in college and acing job interviews and keeping jobs. You have the qualities that make you attractive.
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CensorErik
11/30/17 8:15:20 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
Keith_Valentine posted...
Anisoptera posted...
For those struggling to get into a relationship. It doesn't have to be long term, but the government can issue companion to help you be a more dateable person so that you can go to college, start a career, and get married.


This post says a lot. How is being single stopping you from going to college, or having a career?

You seem like one of those people who thinks if they had a so, they would have the motivation to dominate life.

Totally oblivious to the fact that a relationship is very often just the beginning of, and cause of, problems you never even imagined.

If anything, community's having a match maker would be far preferable. Anything the government gets involved in, they fuck up.


If you're capable of making someone fall for you

Anisoptera posted...
For those struggling to get into a relationship ... the government can issue companion to help you be a more dateable person

You're not making much sense with these opposing thoughts.
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thronedfire2
11/30/17 8:15:55 PM
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that's worse than assigning partners in school
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Anisoptera
11/30/17 8:17:04 PM
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A government issued girlfriend will train you to be a better student for college and help you develop interpersonal skills. Then when the government issued girlfriend is done with you and taken your virginity you can go out and get a real girlfriend and lose your virginity for real.
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Duncanwii
11/30/17 8:32:22 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
A government issued girlfriend will train you to be a better student for college and help you develop interpersonal skills. Then when the government issued girlfriend is done with you and taken your virginity you can go out and get a real girlfriend and lose your virginity for real.

But what if you catch feelings? What if she does?
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Anisoptera
11/30/17 8:33:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Anisoptera posted...
A government issued girlfriend will train you to be a better student for college and help you develop interpersonal skills. Then when the government issued girlfriend is done with you and taken your virginity you can go out and get a real girlfriend and lose your virginity for real.

But what if you catch feelings? What if she does?


If she does her job well you won't catch feelings for her. You'll have enough self-esteem and self-awareness to pursue another woman.
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Resolution
11/30/17 8:37:22 PM
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Yeah let's make our country more like India

/s
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Duncanwii
11/30/17 8:39:41 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Anisoptera posted...
A government issued girlfriend will train you to be a better student for college and help you develop interpersonal skills. Then when the government issued girlfriend is done with you and taken your virginity you can go out and get a real girlfriend and lose your virginity for real.

But what if you catch feelings? What if she does?


If she does her job well you won't catch feelings for her. You'll have enough self-esteem and self-awareness to pursue another woman.

Sorry, that isn't how love and relationships work. If you are in a relationship that suddenly ends and you aren't left a sobbing crushed mess, it probably wasn't a very good one. I'd prefer a girlfriend who actually loves me over a paid government shill getting money to screw me.
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Drpooplol
11/30/17 8:51:34 PM
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That's how i met my ex-wife. It worked out pretty well overall
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Ushiromiya
11/30/17 8:52:15 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
Sounds like one of my japanese animes

**** the way that anime ended, btw. Indecisive trash.
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CensorErik
11/30/17 8:52:23 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
A government issued girlfriend will train you to be a better student for college and help you develop interpersonal skills. Then when the government issued girlfriend is done with you and taken your virginity you can go out and get a real girlfriend and lose your virginity for real.

How many virginities do we get? Is it the same for both men and women? This is an amazing revelation!
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RECON64bit
11/30/17 8:52:48 PM
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No because the government issued female will most-likely be a whale.
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Panthera
11/30/17 8:56:59 PM
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Yes, the government should dictate all relationships. People don't have the capability to make informed decisions about their own lives. Only government can make important choices and get them right.
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Kaiiwa
11/30/17 9:02:57 PM
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eggcorn
11/30/17 9:03:46 PM
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this guy wants sexual welfare
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MelzezDoor
11/30/17 9:21:19 PM
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CensorErik
11/30/17 10:50:05 PM
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eggcorn posted...
this guy wants sexual welfare

CrimsonRage posted...
So welfare for dating? lol

Do they come with blocks of cheese?
MelzezDoor posted...
Are they tax deductible?

Only if you pay for them AND use them in your job. So, if you're a pimp or pimp in training.
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SwordMaster13X
11/30/17 10:52:38 PM
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Won't there be a lot more government girlfriends than boyfriends?
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