Poll of the Day > Okay like real talk, what happened to Shenti?

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Bugmeat posted...

JunkoEnoshima posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

The idea of having loved ones who come along and try to get your Facebook page turned into a memorial of some kind or who otherwise indicate on it that you're gone is still a relative rarity.

it's not really dude

Yeah, nearly everybody who has people that actually care about them that are also on facebook are going to get at least a few R.I.P/you will be missed posts on their wall after they have kicked the bucket.

There are dead people in my Facebook getting tagged in shit all the time. It's creepy af.
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only thing i liked about shenti was that story about him falling in love with a another poster ......No homo lol
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lol just found this (old potd story)

the young man said, There is nothing left to save here.

I came back to bang your mothers dead corpse, Soma answered, I brought my buddy Speed too.

I stared awkwardly at Soma, If we dont stop the monster that has devoured over 80% of all PotDers, it will come after us no matter where we go.

The valley we stood over was ash gray, burnt from the young man blocking our path, Lance, and the sky matched. It was like being trapped in a sphere: one color in every direction and nothing but death should we stay.

The creature is too strong now, Lance said, Theres nothing even I can do. Its built immunity to fire.

Among our group, he was known as the Holy Flame because of the white flares he created.

Furthermore, its recruited several allies, he added, Six, if my information is right.

Laugh out Loud. Thats because you suck donkey balls, Soma said, My information says youre stupid and Im gonna bang your sister tonight after I get done with your mom.

At this point, Lance was getting very irritated with Soma.

We found the Cake of Truth, I spouted out before anything could happen, Its being brought here by a FedEx truck. We were gonna go with UPS since it would be better for camouflage, but we couldnt find any. The cake is not that big though. Unlike what was in the legends, this Cake is precut with eight slices, and we only have seven left.

What happened to the first one? Lance asked.

We fed it to Chelle, and we think she achieved Bankai.

You think?

Well, she may have. She may not have. Anywho, thats not the problem. We need a place of refuge until the cake gets here. I need to know where it is, so I can run back and show the others.

Lance nodded and we began running to where he had stayed hidden the whole week he had been in this desolate land alone. It was a few football fields away from the hill we stood, hidden among bushes and just a park-walk away from the tower that housed the vile creature that had been tormenting us. The nasty goop of the creature covered the entrance of the cave. Lance lit the way with a white flame in hand as we walked down a cave, and eventually the road forked. He dropped the flame and a radiant line ignited across the floor indicating which way to go.

Unlike regular flames, Lances white flames did not hurt anything that made a blood pact with him, making it amazing on the battlefield, but also a major weakness.

I havent had a real meal in a long time, Lance said, Ive just been eating the creatures spawn.

I gagged a bit, Did you at least roast it?

The creature was created by the deceit PotDer, Mad Scientist, in an attempt to who ****in knows?! Everywhere it went, it left a greenish-white residue that even the slightest whiff would cause a person to involuntarily vomit. But as we learned much too late, those were the safest areas.

(brb, class. Continue the story, Soma, or not, and I will when I get back, but I will be deeply in anger with you if you don't.)
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After his takeover of UPS, soma headed back to his flat, followed by his annoying friend Speed. Soma was briskly walking while Speed huffed and puffed behind, until they reached a crosswalk where they had to wait and speed had time to catch his breath.
"Soma, have you completely forgotten about the monster THAT'S OUT TO KILL US?! YOU MAKE ME SO MAD SOMETIMES!"
"Shut uuuup, speed. I don't want to listen to your whining."
Soma ran across the street before the walk sign was on, leaving his more pedestrian friend Speed behind.

Soma was watching porn in his living room when Speed burst through a door an hour later.
"What the hell are you doing, Speed? Get out!"
"I live here too, soma. I'm your apartmate, remember? And I thought I told you to do that in your room!"
"Oh, yeah, I forgot." Soma stuck his 4 inch manshaft back in his pants and went back to his room.

Speed was cutting paper in the kitchen a few minutes later when soma grabbed him from behind and forcibly turned him around with his right and middle hands, his left holding a coke zero bottle full of white serum.
"I've been saving this up for weeks! Drink it, Speed!"
"I don't wanna drink it, soma...please don't make me drink it!"
Speed was frowning already. Soma slapped him across the face, knocking him over, then kneed him in the nose and reached down and grabbed his scissors. Then he opened the bottle over speed's mouth and nostrils and made him drink the salty white fluid contained within. He laughed and started running around the living room/kitchen. (they're adjacent and not separated)

When Speed stopped crying he asked soma why he did that.
"Is it magic or something? Can we stop the monster now?!"
"Laugh out loud! I just like making you drink stuff. Ecks Dee. Let's wrestle. Greater than Equals close square bracket"
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LMAO, that is a classic, ok?

Good find!
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that definitely wasn't worth reposting
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Jen0125 posted...

ClarkDuke posted...

ZiggiStardust posted...

deep in dat closet, ok?

He was Narnia deep, ok?

so deep anyone who pulls him out will be crowned king arthur, ok?

He's gotta be happier outta the closet.
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LOL, what a classic Shenti story, ok?

Did you save the BNV story, where Shenti was seduced at a saloon by a gay cowboy?
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