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Superman can pull his punches so his opponents dont turn into smoothies but he wont be able control the rate his ejaculate shoots out.

If he has sex with anyone he would blow a hole in that person, killing them.

With his superpowers, you also wont be able to wank in your home or you will destroy the walls.

So, would you still want to have superman powers?
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You could have sex and then run around the earth to reverse time.

So it's just me in my normal life, but with Superman's powers? I'll take the powers. Also I'll just wank in outer space.
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Master Kazuya posted...

So it's just me in my normal life, but with Superman's powers? I'll take the powers. Also I'll just wank in outer space.

You're not worried by the Hubble telescope posting to Instagram?
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Technically you could have sex if you didn't care about killing your partner. Its not like anyone could actually arrest you with superman's powers and kryptonite isn't a thing in real life.

But yeah I'd take the deal and no I wouldn't actually fuck anyone to death.
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Fuck em all to death
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Splooge into the Sun.

My man juice becomes supercharged and flies back to Earth, impregnating everyone.
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jumi posted...

Splooge into the Sun.

My man juice becomes supercharged and flies back to Earth, impregnating everyone.

even the men
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dat reciprocating saw action
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008Zulu posted...

You're not worried by the Hubble telescope posting to Instagram?

They'd be morons trying to blackmail me with my motherfuckin Superman powers.
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Master Kazuya posted...

008Zulu posted...

You're not worried by the Hubble telescope posting to Instagram?

They'd be morons trying to blackmail me with my motherfuckin Superman powers.

or you can literally just fly to the other side of the sun.
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What if I blast a load into the atmosphere? Like I'm in the stratosphere and I jizz down towards earth. Would that be like an extinction event?
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ChromaticAngel posted...

jumi posted...

Splooge into the Sun.

My man juice becomes supercharged and flies back to Earth, impregnating everyone.

even the men

ESPECIALLY the men.
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So I'm basically a white Hancock.

"Mountaintop! Mountaintop! MOUNTAINTOP!!"
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Time to go full Mr. Garrison out here.

Also, you can just catch it in your hands. <_<
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ThePrinceFish posted...

Fuck em all to death

I read that hentai once.
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no sex would suck but having superman powers would be fun in some ways

just think. could dye my hair black, don a superman costume then just show up hovering in front of the united nations. what a ****storm that would cause
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Lead sexdoll.
Problem solved.

1. pull out

2. open a window

3. finish while pointing out to space
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iPhone_7 posted...

1. pull out

2. open a window

3. finish while pointing out to space

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... OH GOD IT'S SEMEN! THERE IS SEMEN EVERYWHERE! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!"
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ChromaticAngel posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

1. pull out

2. open a window

3. finish while pointing out to space

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... OH GOD IT'S SEMEN! THERE IS SEMEN EVERYWHERE! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!"

...and that's how life started on mars.

Imagine the guy with these powers who would wear a Batman costume or something to fuck with nerds.
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Deal
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Blah blah average person is dumb blah. I'm far smarter blah blah.
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Deal.
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um i'm superman, who gives a shit if i kill people

what are they gonna do jail me?!