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Zikten
11/29/17 12:00:44 PM
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someone travels back in time and witnesses the crucifixion of Jesus. Was just watching an episode of Legends of Tomorrow and they hinted at just such an idea before shooting it down cause "there are moments in history so fragile and important that we can never visit them or tamper with them" but the real reason was so CW didn't have to show Jesus and get people mad. imagine a movie about this. I wonder if it will ever be made
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Duncanwii
11/29/17 12:01:42 PM
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Implying anything that happened in the bible actually happened.
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boxington
11/29/17 12:01:51 PM
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considering Dogma was made, I wouldn't be surprised
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Zikten
11/29/17 12:04:54 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Implying anything that happened in the bible actually happened.

actually some of it did. we know that King David existed for example. anyway, this is about a movie. not a history documentary.
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A5modeu5
11/29/17 12:08:25 PM
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There was a german movie where someone found a camera with a video of jesus resurrection on it. Turns out the dude himself shot the video because he went back in time or something.
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Zikten
11/29/17 12:09:30 PM
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A5modeu5 posted...
There was a german movie where someone found a camera with a video of jesus resurrection on it. Turns out the dude himself shot the video because he went back in time or something.

I wonder if it was based on a book I heard of once. Called "Behold The Man". where a guy goes back in time to meet Jesus and then ends up becoming Jesus himself. I've never read it, but read the synopsis. it's kinda a fucked up story actually
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 12:09:49 PM
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Bill & Ted 3 confirmed?
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GODTIER
11/29/17 12:10:27 PM
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Passion of the Christ?
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Zikten
11/29/17 12:14:14 PM
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GODTIER posted...
Passion of the Christ?

with time travel though. I dont mean just a movie about Jesus. I mean someone from modern times or the future, uses a time machine to go see it. and probably ends up changing history in some way
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 12:15:57 PM
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Zikten posted...
it's kinda a fucked up story actually

It would be more fucked up if the time traveler ended up being Judas. ...or Mary.

Extra super fucked up if the time traveler ended up being God, accidentally impregnating Mary with science somehow.
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Zikten
11/29/17 12:19:19 PM
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well what makes it kinda fucked up is that the reason he has to become Jesus is cause he finds the actual Jesus of Nazareth and it's some mentally screwed up person. basically like Hodor from Game of Thrones. And also at the end he gets an erection while he's on the cross. and he whispers "its all a lie........" as he dies. and later a scholar tests his blood or corpse with alchemy or whatever and finds the guy wasn't immortal and is disappointed. it's just a bunch of weird stuff, plus stuff that Christians would hate. I might actually read it someday. Its a british novel I think
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GODTIER
11/29/17 12:54:01 PM
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Zikten posted...
GODTIER posted...
Passion of the Christ?

with time travel though. I dont mean just a movie about Jesus. I mean someone from modern times or the future, uses a time machine to go see it. and probably ends up changing history in some way


I'd like to see an evil Jesus arc. That'd be dope.

It'd be like evil Superman but Jesus. He could turn water into poison.
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MakoReizei
11/29/17 12:55:23 PM
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GODTIER posted...
Zikten posted...
GODTIER posted...
Passion of the Christ?

with time travel though. I dont mean just a movie about Jesus. I mean someone from modern times or the future, uses a time machine to go see it. and probably ends up changing history in some way


I'd like to see an evil Jesus arc. That'd be dope.

It'd be like evil Superman but Jesus. He could turn water into poison.

That would be really offensive to Christians
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Romulox28
11/29/17 12:56:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Implying anything that happened in the bible actually happened.

it is very likely that the historical jesus lived and was crucified
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Mikablu
11/29/17 12:57:02 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
GODTIER posted...
Zikten posted...
GODTIER posted...
Passion of the Christ?

with time travel though. I dont mean just a movie about Jesus. I mean someone from modern times or the future, uses a time machine to go see it. and probably ends up changing history in some way


I'd like to see an evil Jesus arc. That'd be dope.

It'd be like evil Superman but Jesus. He could turn water into poison.

That would be really offensive to Christians

Nah, just have Jesus turn out to be the Antichrist because everyone followed the wrong person instead of the actual Jesus. Boom: supernatural horror flick.
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GODTIER
11/29/17 3:56:34 PM
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Mikablu posted...
MakoReizei posted...
GODTIER posted...
Zikten posted...
GODTIER posted...
Passion of the Christ?

with time travel though. I dont mean just a movie about Jesus. I mean someone from modern times or the future, uses a time machine to go see it. and probably ends up changing history in some way


I'd like to see an evil Jesus arc. That'd be dope.

It'd be like evil Superman but Jesus. He could turn water into poison.

That would be really offensive to Christians

Nah, just have Jesus turn out to be the Antichrist because everyone followed the wrong person instead of the actual Jesus. Boom: supernatural horror flick.


They could have a badass sky battle to end the movie
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
11/29/17 3:58:01 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Implying anything that happened in the bible actually happened.

Zikten tried bedding his sis.
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 3:59:29 PM
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GODTIER posted...
They could have a badass sky battle to end the movie

I'm pretty sure that happened in Life of Brian already.
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