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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 6:03:28 PM
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Walking between my two jobs I had my headphones on and waking. Felt something on my leg and then pain after a second. Looked down and see this drop kick dog barking at me and trying to bit me again

I held my coat in front of it as a little Sheild until the old lady came out to get it.

I cussed so much at her

Didnt break the skin, not really, but it sure fucking hurt. Ill post a picture in about an hour when I get home
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thronedfire2
11/27/17 6:04:24 PM
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Was the dog later destroyed?
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King Rial
11/27/17 6:04:36 PM
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No leash or he just got away from her? Either way, she needs to control that pup!
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Alucard188
11/27/17 6:06:21 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Looked down and see this drop kick dog barking at me and trying to bit me again


Sounds like the dog deserved it after biting you.

Asherlee10 posted...
What's a drop kick dog?


The mouthy little fuckers that you can punt for yardage.
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josifrees
11/27/17 6:06:34 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
What's a drop kick dog?


Looks like an autocorrected drooling dog
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Freddie_Mercury
11/27/17 6:07:09 PM
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the dog was later drop kicked
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Zikten
11/27/17 6:07:34 PM
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from the dog's point of view, it didn't know TC couldn't hear it's barks. and it thinks TC is challenging it by walking by it's territory. dogs don't know about property laws and think their territory extends further than the front lawn of their house. that's why they bark when you walk by on the sidewalk
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josifrees
11/27/17 6:09:28 PM
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Zikten posted...
from the dog's point of view, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff

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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 6:10:22 PM
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When out of nowhere this fucking dog drop kicked me.

New York is a helluva place
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CmndrHurricane
11/27/17 6:12:52 PM
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should have kicked it, honestly
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sktgamer_13dude
11/27/17 6:13:22 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Sheild

SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
DELTA

SHIELD
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nevershine
11/27/17 6:14:10 PM
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Cmon @The_Doge
You gotta control your siblings
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CensorErik
11/27/17 6:17:22 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
the dog was later drop kicked


josifrees posted...
Zikten posted...
from the dog's point of view, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff


blahblahfatbomb posted...
When out of nowhere this fucking dog drop kicked me.

New York is a helluva place


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HBOSS
11/27/17 6:36:49 PM
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That sucks. You should've made a scene and let the neighborhood know. Spread the fear from that place cause the next person it attacks could be a small kid.
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KawiKa
11/27/17 6:38:33 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Sheild

SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
DELTA

SHIELD


Irony
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Resolution
11/27/17 6:39:43 PM
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You and @ToonLinkWithGun should form a tag team
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CensorErik
11/27/17 6:45:11 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Sheild

SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
DELTA

SHIELD

You missed the L, bruh.
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 6:45:44 PM
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ferko420
11/27/17 6:54:57 PM
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Turn your shitty music down and pay attention, could a been any asshole with a taser and you could be not typing anything anymore...
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CensorErik
11/27/17 7:01:07 PM
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I got bit by a Doberman once when I was like 9 years old. I went crying to the owner and he just shrugged and closed his door. I realized I wasn't that hurt and just went back to playing with my friends. The dog bit another kid an hour later and really tore into him. The kid went to the hospital, the police came and asked us all what happened. I told him I was bitten earlier, pulled my shirt up to show my ribs where there were actually teeth marks. I explained how the owner shrugged and shut the door in my face. The cops knocked on his door, asked why his dog was running free in the neighborhood, and started to write him a ticket. Dude grabbed at the ticket book and then tried to punch one of the officers. They summarily beat the snot out of, and arrested, him. Animal control took the Doberman away. I never saw that dog again after that. I hope it was adopted by a loving person, but I'm pretty sure they put it down.
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Leight_Weight
11/27/17 7:02:51 PM
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I've never seen anyone spell shield that way ever
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 7:03:37 PM
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 7:04:27 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
I've never seen anyone spell shield that way ever


That's because I fucking hate touch screens
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Akagami_Shanks
11/27/17 7:06:01 PM
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if a dog bites me, or even runs up to me, I'm kicking the shit out of it. I don't care about that "He doesn't bite" shit that people love to say about their dogs, that dog is going to regret it,
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CensorErik
11/27/17 7:08:00 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
if a dog bites me, or even runs up to me, I'm kicking the shit out of it. I don't care about that "He doesn't bite" shit that people love to say about their dogs, that dog is going to regret it,

You're a very even-kieled person, huh?
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snesmaster40
11/27/17 7:10:49 PM
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Does this mean that you'll gain dog super powers?
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 7:11:28 PM
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snesmaster40 posted...
Does this mean that you'll gain dog super powers?


I have had a pee a lot. . .
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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 7:19:37 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I have had a pee a lot. . .

Dude.

That's a fetish not dog super powers.

Have you no desire to sniff butts or hump legs.
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kingdrake2
11/27/17 7:21:54 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
if a dog bites me, or even runs up to me, I'm kicking the shit out of it. I don't care about that "He doesn't bite" shit that people love to say about their dogs, that dog is going to regret it,


i don't like the smaller dog's for reasons such as this (doesn't apply to every dog).
i'm aware the bigger ones do more damage but the risk of attack is unlikely (provided they have a good owner and a sound mind).
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 7:25:28 PM
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Panthera
11/27/17 7:27:43 PM
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I tried to be dog once. It was woof. Couldn't meow, just woof. Woof woof. Good old dogs. Shame about the bite though. Dog should have woofed more.
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MrDrMan
11/27/17 7:28:31 PM
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I love dogs but I have no tolerance for animals biting me.
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The_Doge
11/27/17 7:47:26 PM
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Wow you should of been paying attention
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thronedfire2
11/27/17 8:00:23 PM
#35:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
if a dog bites me, or even runs up to me, I'm kicking the shit out of it. I don't care about that "He doesn't bite" shit that people love to say about their dogs, that dog is going to regret it,


just be a cop so you can shoot them instead
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MuayThai85
11/27/17 8:01:13 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Was the dog later destroyed?


It wouldn't have been later. That dog would have been punted the second it bit me.
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mehmeh1
11/27/17 8:02:02 PM
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was it @The_Doge ?
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Drrobotniks
11/27/17 8:03:55 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
I have had a pee a lot. . .

Dude.

That's a fetish not dog super powers.

Have you no desire to sniff butts or hump legs.

@gilberto
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The_Doge
11/27/17 8:29:08 PM
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mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no
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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 8:30:09 PM
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The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.
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The_Doge
11/27/17 8:33:28 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.

Doge was enjoying a bath most of today
9iWSVHO
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thronedfire2
11/27/17 8:34:07 PM
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look at those vicious fangs
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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 8:37:54 PM
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The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.

Doge was enjoying a bath most of today
9iWSVHO

Oh la di da drop kick a man.

Then wash your sins off with a bath.

I'm on to you.
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josifrees
11/27/17 8:46:07 PM
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The_Doge
11/27/17 9:14:56 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.

Doge was enjoying a bath most of today
9iWSVHO

Oh la di da drop kick a man.

Then wash your sins off with a bath.

I'm on to you.

Doge did nothing wrong
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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 9:57:10 PM
#46:


The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.

Doge was enjoying a bath most of today
9iWSVHO

Oh la di da drop kick a man.

Then wash your sins off with a bath.

I'm on to you.

Doge did nothing wrong

Just admit you know Ninjutsu
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Nomadic View
11/27/17 9:58:38 PM
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Dont mess with a dog while its fucking.
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The_Doge
11/27/17 9:59:31 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
The_Doge posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
was it @The_Doge ?

Much no

Liar.

Doge was enjoying a bath most of today
9iWSVHO

Oh la di da drop kick a man.

Then wash your sins off with a bath.

I'm on to you.

Doge did nothing wrong

Just admit you know Ninjutsu

Oiq4eDn
It wasn't Doge
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blahblahfatbomb
11/27/17 10:00:41 PM
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Nomadic View posted...
Dont mess with a dog while its fucking.

Uh.
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HBOSS
11/27/17 10:08:58 PM
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PAf7MXT
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